FabSwingers.com forum: Amazon delivery Driver

By *ristol100 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Good morning.

Yesterday evening I had an Amazon delivery. I can honestly say she was the hottest delivery driver I have ever seen. So bright and bubbly westing a little black summer dress. As she was bouncing up the drive it was slightly windy, so almost got a great flash from her dress blowing around!

Anyone else have a sexy and friendly delivery driver?

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By *avethefish400Man
2 weeks ago

Chichester

We have a lovely UPS driver come to my work

Blonde and bigger build but so happy and friendly

The tight fitting uniform makes my day

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By *ylonloonMan
2 weeks ago

North West

Not here I get the hairy arsed man who launches your packages from the drive

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

A little black dress?

Not very PPE, where’s her high vis vest or hard toe capped and non-slip shoes?

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By *oodtimebiboyMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

I like it when they knock and actually wait for you too answer the door, and not just leave it and drive off.

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By *arlo56Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Yes we get a blonde amazon delivery girl around here sometimes.

Beautiful and so cheerful.

She would cheer anyone up on any given day.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Just some guy who seems to be on a mission to Knock the door off it's hinge's when he knocks,open said door be grunt's something in Vulcan I think,then shuffle's off to him van.

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By *ereforfun200Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"A little black dress?

Not very PPE, where’s her high vis vest or hard toe capped and non-slip shoes?

To be fair,high vis vest,boots etc are used in their sorting depot. When out and about its not compulsory to wear them for comfort especially in hot weather but I totally understand your viewpoint

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
2 weeks ago

Limerick

In Ireland anything you get delivered from Amazon is either by Dpd or An Post both of which have a very unsexy uniform and honestly you would be lucky if your package isn't just lobbed over a fence or delivery close enough to the address provided 😂

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Mine either arrive like ninjas like and just leave the package in a random spot without announcing they’ve been or being caught on the camera…. or they knock on the door like they’re executing a police raid. There is no in between

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

"Mine either arrive like ninjas like and just leave the package in a random spot without announcing they’ve been or being caught on the camera…. or they knock on the door like they’re executing a police raid. There is no in between "

Exactly that, a disgrace

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By *arlo56Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Just some guy who seems to be on a mission to Knock the door off it's hinge's when he knocks,open said door be grunt's something in Vulcan I think,then shuffle's off to him van.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Before I moved I had a lovely Amazon driver. Took pity on him once during a thunderstorm to let him dry off and fill his flask with tea. From that point on I never had a bad delivery. But the ones here are a very strange breed.

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

My dpd delivery driver is nice, we chat about football and have a laugh.

Amazon guy just drops the parcel in the middle of the drive speeds off.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"A little black dress?

Not very PPE, where’s her high vis vest or hard toe capped and non-slip shoes?

To be fair,high vis vest,boots etc are used in their sorting depot. When out and about its not compulsory to wear them for comfort especially in hot weather but I totally understand your viewpoint

I never knew that. Why do more not just go shorts and t-shirt? 🤷‍♂️

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By *ereforfun200Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"A little black dress?

Not very PPE, where’s her high vis vest or hard toe capped and non-slip shoes?

To be fair,high vis vest,boots etc are used in their sorting depot. When out and about its not compulsory to wear them for comfort especially in hot weather but I totally understand your viewpoint

I never knew that. Why do more not just go shorts and t-shirt? 🤷‍♂️"

Or if a lady driver, Gstring and skimpy bra

might cause a crash though..lol.

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By *usie pTV/TS
2 weeks ago

taunton

I noticed there are at least 2 BBC guys delivering for KFC in bridgewater when I called there last week and they were not trying to hide the big packages they have, I intend to try a few home deliveries and see if they happen along.

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By *lcherasDreamTimeCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Our evri delivery guy is hot!

Aside from the fact we actually get our parcels 😂, he's chatty, cheerful, bubbly and very good looking with an amazing smile and nice eyes.

Normally wouldn't pay much attention as he's probably about 15 yrs younger than me but if I was single I would definitely be tempted to have a serious flirt with a view to inviting him in 😅

I reckon he knows some of the housewives round here are secretly lusting after him, it would explain his cheeky smile and the twinkle in his eye! 🤤

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I love my Amazon man.

He chucks, knocks, n fucks off.

I open the door n wave at him in his van n he waves back n smiles.

It's a relationship so , so deep.

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