FabSwingers.com forum: Telly Volume!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁

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By *omeones GrumpMan
4 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Correct

And 13

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I have mine on uneven numbers usually 7 or 11 ...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Depends what feels right.

If 12 is too low and 14 is too loud I will leave it on 13 after testing the proper ones first 💜

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By *abs Big BangersWoman
4 weeks ago

Cotswolds

My tv is on number 6, I'm neither deaf or so old it has to go up 5 at a time! 🫣😱

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have mine on uneven numbers usually 7 or 11 ..."

You are a psychopath then

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By *enda83Man
4 weeks ago

newcastle

I just go by how it sounds never take notice of the actual number

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

Anything over 11 is way too loud.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Depends what feels right.

If 12 is too low and 14 is too loud I will leave it on 13 after testing the proper ones first 💜"

😱

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"My tv is on number 6, I'm neither deaf or so old it has to go up 5 at a time! 🫣😱"

So 8 is fine then 🤷🏻‍♂️😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20

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By *vonne5exMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Anything over 11 is way too loud."
Not if you've spent years in the artillery

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No idea what mine is set on i never change it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20"

Aren't you currently out lol 😆

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Anything over 11 is way too loud. Not if you've spent years in the artillery "

I think my children must have sneakily joined the army.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Ok for context..

For example i have a Roku box and YouTube is way louder than say Netflix or Prime but the volume still has to be multiples of 2 or 5 ..

Anything else is just wrong 😊😆

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20

Aren't you currently out lol 😆"

Yes .. on my tod .. urgh.. time to go back to the hotel

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By *abs Big BangersWoman
4 weeks ago

Cotswolds

"Ok for context..

For example i have a Roku box and YouTube is way louder than say Netflix or Prime but the volume still has to be multiples of 2 or 5 ..

Anything else is just wrong 😊😆"

Showing your age with a Roku box

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20

Aren't you currently out lol 😆

Yes .. on my tod .. urgh.. time to go back to the hotel

Oh sorry 😞 x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20

Aren't you currently out lol 😆

Yes .. on my tod .. urgh.. time to go back to the hotel

Oh sorry 😞 x"

Not your fault xx

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

15.

Always multiples of 5.

I'd just have to murder you rather than put up with anything else.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ok for context..

For example i have a Roku box and YouTube is way louder than say Netflix or Prime but the volume still has to be multiples of 2 or 5 ..

Anything else is just wrong 😊😆

Showing your age with a Roku box "

It works perfectly after 5 years so im happy with it

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
4 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"15.

Always multiples of 5.

I'd just have to murder you rather than put up with anything else. "

Proper OCD then I get that 😆

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I'm playing through the sound bar it's usually 20

Aren't you currently out lol 😆

Yes .. on my tod .. urgh.. time to go back to the hotel

Oh sorry 😞 x

Not your fault xx"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

You are Satan reborn 😆😆

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By *exy RexyMan
4 weeks ago

Up North

Eh????

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By *abs Big BangersWoman
4 weeks ago

Cotswolds

"Ok for context..

For example i have a Roku box and YouTube is way louder than say Netflix or Prime but the volume still has to be multiples of 2 or 5 ..

Anything else is just wrong 😊😆

Showing your age with a Roku box

It works perfectly after 5 years so im happy with it

At least something still works 🤭

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
4 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

You are Satan reborn 😆😆"

🤣🤣 It's gotten to the point he won't get out of the car first in case I do it to the stereo .. I 100% would

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ok for context..

For example i have a Roku box and YouTube is way louder than say Netflix or Prime but the volume still has to be multiples of 2 or 5 ..

Anything else is just wrong 😊😆

Showing your age with a Roku box

It works perfectly after 5 years so im happy with it

At least something still works 🤭"

🖕🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

You are Satan reborn 😆😆

🤣🤣 It's gotten to the point he won't get out of the car first in case I do it to the stereo .. I 100% would

I so sympathise with your hubby 😆

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
4 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

You are Satan reborn 😆😆

🤣🤣 It's gotten to the point he won't get out of the car first in case I do it to the stereo .. I 100% would

I so sympathise with your hubby 😆"

Good thing he loves me and the sex is good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like to wait for hubby to choose an even number, then I move it up or down one

You are Satan reborn 😆😆

🤣🤣 It's gotten to the point he won't get out of the car first in case I do it to the stereo .. I 100% would

I so sympathise with your hubby 😆

Good thing he loves me and the sex is good

Bloody is because that's almost unforgivable

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

It all depends on what im watching some channels are low volume and others too much but I always do it in multiples of two

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"It all depends on what im watching some channels are low volume and others too much but I always do it in multiples of two"

Yay we have a sensible person in here

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By *arnelianWoman
4 weeks ago

Ely, Cambridgeshire (moved here April '25)

All TV volumes are different. I wish the actual sound increased slowly, but too often even one notch is too much of a difference. So, I don't go by the numbers. It's the same with Alexa. I need 2.5, but there isn't one.

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By *elshy44Man
4 weeks ago

rct

Always multiples of 2....same when listening to radio/spotify in the car. Its something an ex of insisted on in the car and i seem to have stuck with it

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁"

Yes. But if absolutely necessary then additional prime numbers are acceptable.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Always multiples of 2....same when listening to radio/spotify in the car. Its something an ex of insisted on in the car and i seem to have stuck with it

💯

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁

Yes. But if absolutely necessary then additional prime numbers are acceptable. "

Too complicated 😆😆

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

It has to be the right volume! The number is just a signifier, with the sound being the important thing

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁

Yes. But if absolutely necessary then additional prime numbers are acceptable.

Too complicated 😆😆"

Always ok: 2,4,5,6,8,10,12,14,15,16,18,20

Sometimes ok: 1,3,7,11,13,17,19

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"It has to be the right volume! The number is just a signifier, with the sound being the important thing "

Whaaaaaat?! No! It can never be on 9!

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

I don't like odd numbers on the volume 😂

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁

Yes. But if absolutely necessary then additional prime numbers are acceptable.

Too complicated 😆😆

Always ok: 2,4,5,6,8,10,12,14,15,16,18,20

Sometimes ok: 1,3,7,11,13,17,19"

Fuck No that's disturbing 😆😆

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By *hortieWoman
3 weeks ago

Northampton

You lot are fuckin' weird.

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By *lynJMan
3 weeks ago

Morden

Oddly, the volume on my TV is at different levels for Freeview and Sky Stream.

If I watch a Freeview channel I can have the volume much lower than the same channel on Sky stream.

Always an even number regardless of the input.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
3 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Anything over 11 is way too loud."

Only if you're watching "This Is Spinal Tap".

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By *dalisqueWoman
3 weeks ago

land of make believe

"Anything over 11 is way too loud.

Only if you're watching "This Is Spinal Tap"."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
3 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁"

In fairness only multiples of five over here 🤷

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan
3 weeks ago

bristol

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁

In fairness only multiples of five over here 🤷"

I agree why 2s i don't think 62 is gonna make much difference than 60

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By *uliette500Woman
3 weeks ago

Hull

My tele volume doesn't have numbers but my radio in the car does and it always has to be on an even number for me.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Even numbers for all controls.

Telly.

Car temp.

Central heating.

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
3 weeks ago

Midlothian

Ours is at 11....

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Also, subtitles have to be on or I can't hear it no matter the volume 🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Also, subtitles have to be on or I can't hear it no matter the volume 🤣"

Same due to tinnitus.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

This actually bothers me. Why do I need a number?

Cant I just turn it up until it’s loud enough?

I don’t look, it could land on any number and I couldn’t care.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've never even looked at the figure 🤔

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By *ackformore100Man
3 weeks ago

Tin town

"Has to be multiples of 2 or 5 yes ??

Otherwise you're a psychopath!! Im sure we all agree here 😁"

No no no... 20 or mute...

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By *hesubtlegentMan
3 weeks ago

surrey

My tv sound is set to even numbers usually 10 but I have my sound system on the majority of the time and that’s set to 40

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

9 or 11

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Mines on 9 because I’m not crippled by thoughts about what things that have actually zero consequence should be, I can hear it clearly and it’s not too loud the neighbours know what I’m watching therefore it is not me that’s a wrongun it’s you ….

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Why is it when you talk or shout at the tv it doesn't have ears ?

Volume on low … generally - but the sound bar helps for clarity

Hardly watch it anyway … !

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Also, subtitles have to be on or I can't hear it no matter the volume 🤣

Same due to tinnitus."

I occasionally have tinnitus but it is very occasional. For me I don't seem to catch what's being said immediately. I'm one of those people that will ask you to repeat what you just asked but then answer halfway though. Think my brain needs an update or something cause it lags lol

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
3 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Thankfully my TV soundbar doesn't have visual display, but yes... Anything with a display most definitely needs to be on an even number!!

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By *ere4It3000Couple
3 weeks ago

Belgium

Whatever feels right to my ears at that moment 😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I don't hear numbers when I turn it up. All I know is when my elderly neighbours next door pop their clogs or down size the new people will think they are at a festival

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Whaaaaaat?!!!

I’ve no fuckin idea grumps?! I turn it up if it needs turning up and vice versa. I’ve no idea of the numbers!

And I’m the psychopath! 🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
3 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Whaaaaaat?!!!

I’ve no fuckin idea grumps?! I turn it up if it needs turning up and vice versa. I’ve no idea of the numbers!

And I’m the psychopath! 🤣🤣"

Yes 😆😆😆

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By *KentMan
3 weeks ago

Canterbury

Never trust anyone that leaves their volume on an odd number other than 5!

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