FabSwingers.com forum: Guys how masculine are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were to class yourself on a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being uber masculine where would you put yourself on the scale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 3/4 but a full 8 on a friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?"

I really don't think it matters if you iron or dance its more how you perceive yourself against what you see is average around you.

My fair lady you gain 1 point if you align yourself with Rex Harrison though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?"

I didn't know you could dance Proffessor. Swit swoooo

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Me I m a 9 I ve deducted a point as I put the toilet seat down,,

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?

I really don't think it matters if you iron or dance its more how you perceive yourself against what you see is average around you.

My fair lady you gain 1 point if you align yourself with Rex Harrison though.

I dont have the vocal range for Marni Nixon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?

I really don't think it matters if you iron or dance its more how you perceive yourself against what you see is average around you.

My fair lady you gain 1 point if you align yourself with Rex Harrison though.

I dont have the vocal range for Marni Nixon!"

Shame I am partial to Enry Iggins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me I m a 9 I ve deducted a point as I put the toilet seat down,,

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

Lol I like the 1 point for the toilet seat. The gay thing well there are some masculine gay man about I know 2 that are very macho.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Me I m a 9 I ve deducted a point as I put the toilet seat down,,

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

I'm the 4th on here and it's not me. Which means its either you, prof or the gringo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I chose, bought and put up some curtains today. I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends where I am, with ultra cute granddaughter then a 1 out with the lads on a bike run then 9.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me I m a 9 I ve deducted a point as I put the toilet seat down,,

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

I'm the 4th on here and it's not me. Which means its either you, prof or the gringo

Lol Is it Gringo I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I chose, bought and put up some curtains today. I'm confused

Do they open though?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

-5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I have to deduct points for

a) Ironing bed linens

b) Having an appreciation of soft furnishings

c) Being able to dance

d) Being able to mimic Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady' including his 'Parlando' style

e) Having do idea of the Offside rule?

I really don't think it matters if you iron or dance its more how you perceive yourself against what you see is average around you.

My fair lady you gain 1 point if you align yourself with Rex Harrison though.

I dont have the vocal range for Marni Nixon!

Shame I am partial to Enry Iggins

By George, I think she's got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chose, bought and put up some curtains today. I'm confused

Had to buy curtains before J & I got together, some strange woman in the shop chose the colours. But I measured and put them up. And got her number

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I chose, bought and put up some curtains today. I'm confused

Do they open though?

Oh yes, and I used a drill to get ma pole up as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me I m a 9 I ve deducted a point as I put the toilet seat down,,

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

I'm the 4th on here and it's not me. Which means its either you, prof or the gringo

Lol Is it Gringo I wonder?

Its not me watch me eat my chips on cam then you will know its not me 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were to class yourself on a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being uber masculine where would you put yourself on the scale?

Hmm not as masculine now that I shave my chest. Plus I love chick flicks, oh and eastenders, I like pop songs and I did cry at the end of armageddon once but bare in mind, I was quite young when that came out. Yh not as masculine as I thought i was before I started writing this post.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"If you were to class yourself on a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being uber masculine where would you put yourself on the scale?

would that be a Julian Clarey - Hasslehoff scale?

Id position myself at .... Leonado De Caprio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all those years I spent with sailors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were to class yourself on a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being uber masculine where would you put yourself on the scale?"

Rather than give myself a rating, i'll just say this:

Tomorrow night I'm going to mow my lawn, sort my Attic out and start painting my spare room, and that's after I've hosed my dogs...

...I'm so masculine you can't even handle me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In public, or with a female, about a 9. In private with a guy, 0-1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably an 8, i deducted 2 points for being able to cook for myself and using aftershave balm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably an 8, i deducted 2 points for being able to cook for myself and using aftershave balm."

No no no you can't deduct marks for either of those a masculine man can still cook look at Gordon Ramsay

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Probably an 8, i deducted 2 points for being able to cook for myself and using aftershave balm.

No no no you can't deduct marks for either of those a masculine man can still cook look at Gordon Ramsay

Would sooner look at Gino di Campo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm comfortable in my pink shirts, drink way too much chablis and have a good understanding of womens shoes.

I do however like fast cars, sports and norks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably an 8, i deducted 2 points for being able to cook for myself and using aftershave balm.

No no no you can't deduct marks for either of those a masculine man can still cook look at Gordon Ramsay

Yeah, buts he's got a face like a smacked arse, and a weird accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself an 8.

But people have different perceptions on what it is to be a man. Think we need to establish that first.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd give myself an 8"."

So what you are saying is ya wanna fuck yaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(whilst farting and picking my nose) 8 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(whilst farting and picking my nose) 8 x"

And not forgetting to scratch my balls x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll scratch ya balls, in a manly sorta way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll scratch ya balls, in a manly sorta way

A great offer but i think I'll decline this time!

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

i nearly cried at the begining of up, so not sure where that puts me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id class meself as a 7 in street life and at home id say a 5 as I do most of the daily household chores and always do the cooking, I can also be a 10 when provoked but thats as rare as a rare thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say 6-7.

Having shed a tear watching Paul O'Gradys animal thing last week, I know that anything to do with animals dying gets to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alpha here

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I am going to set the bar and give myself a 10 - because I am me, I am happy with whatever I do and I dont feel any less manly for doing something that historically was ever done by women only.

I cook, I clean, I go to work, I have the toilet the seat up or down (for obvious reasons) and I can shed a tear if a moment calls for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many points do I lose for shaving/waxing my chest, moisturising, owning a pair of GHD's and having more footwear than any female I know?

On the flip side, do I gain anything for the fact I have my steaks cooked blue, wait a week or so before I shave, like anything to do with sport, and bruit strength and ignorance is my first and only option for everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a knuckle dragging Neanderthal score a perfect 10 on the masculinity scale and the other end of the table represents the Louie Spence category………

I'm happily bang in the middle….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say a 6/7,

Like football and ballet.

Can cook and fix a car engine.

Like tattoo's but don't want one myself.

Like to listen but don't talk for more than 30 seconds to mates on the phone.

Like shopping with women for sexy underwear and shoes but don't wear them myself.

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