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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you? "I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore! | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!"So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-) | |||
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"When as a teenager you try a Hoover for your first blow job "Do people really do that?  | |||
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"When you end up trying to scrub fake tan off with washing powder at 8am on a sat morning before a meet "ouch that sounds really sore and painful  | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)"I could fall out with my own hand today! | |||
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"not sucha good idea after all? (Lighthearted for sure "Is that what the light hearted it is? | |||
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"When you end up trying to scrub fake tan off with washing powder at 8am on a sat morning before a meet ouch that sounds really sore and painful "It wasnt that sore just smelt funny my meet found it funny | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!"WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing.... | |||
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"When as a teenager you try a Hoover for your first blow job "Those brushes must have tickled  | |||
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"not sucha good idea after all? (Lighthearted for sure
Is that what the light hearted it is?"Not sure to be honest - just thought I d throw that in for good measure. | |||
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"When you end up trying to scrub fake tan off with washing powder at 8am on a sat morning before a meet ouch that sounds really sore and painful
It wasnt that sore just smelt funny my meet found it funny "Did it bleach the tan at all? | |||
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"When you end up trying to scrub fake tan off with washing powder at 8am on a sat morning before a meet ouch that sounds really sore and painful
It wasnt that sore just smelt funny my meet found it funny "That was very bold of you!! | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing...."Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for...  | |||
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"Watching spooky movies alone in the dark thinking that along with the surround sound on full blast it'll give you that cinema experience! It doesn't, It just scares the living crap out of you!
I feel such a big girls blouse! "So you should!!  | |||
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"Watching spooky movies alone in the dark thinking that along with the surround sound on full blast it'll give you that cinema experience! It doesn't, It just scares the living crap out of you!
I feel such a big girls blouse! "I think you are incredibly INCREDIBLY brave and manly!  | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... "Confortably numb by any chance? | |||
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"not sucha good idea after all? (Lighthearted for sure
Is that what the light hearted it is?Not sure to be honest - just thought I d throw that in for good measure. "Good measure of what? | |||
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"The moment you start doing it and realise you've got no follow-through." I'm always careful how I start it.... In case I follow through.... | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance? "Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon.... | |||
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"The moment you start doing it and realise you've got no follow-through. I'm always careful how I start it.... In case I follow through.... "You clearly got balls. Are you a northerner?;-) | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon...."I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway "Shove away....I can take it | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway
Shove away....I can take it "Professor! Do you have any idea how much sexual energy is going into this project...of shovelling? | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway
Shove away....I can take it
Professor! Do you have any idea how much sexual energy is going into this project...of shovelling?"All this shovelling...have you found the 'bottom' yet? | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway
Shove away....I can take it
Professor! Do you have any idea how much sexual energy is going into this project...of shovelling?
All this shovelling...have you found the 'bottom' yet? "Shoot I was not going to let this thread become anal! | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway
Shove away....I can take it
Professor! Do you have any idea how much sexual energy is going into this project...of shovelling?
All this shovelling...have you found the 'bottom' yet? Shoot I was not going to let this thread become anal!"Thats ok, just turn it over | |||
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"Now you see, my go-to response here was saying 'I do'...And do you?
I did, but I dont have anyone to 'I do' with anymore!So, we ..or rather you have gone from doing to not doing to DIY?;-)
I could fall out with my own hand today!WHere did I read that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing....
Depends on how long you've sat on your hand for... Confortably numb by any chance?
Yup, when its been shoved under the Dark Side of the Moon....I was not doing any shoving , well not just yet anyway
Shove away....I can take it
Professor! Do you have any idea how much sexual energy is going into this project...of shovelling?
All this shovelling...have you found the 'bottom' yet? Shoot I was not going to let this thread become anal!
Thats ok, just turn it over " I am truly blushing at the thought | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? "I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured "yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out "Ever thought of a change of career | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career "to?? and dont say escapologist lol | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol "That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist. | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist. "have u been on the communal wine? lol | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol "I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar! | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar!"I can think of a new challenge for the vicar ........... if he's game lol | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar!
I can think of a new challenge for the vicar ........... if he's game lol "I suggest you contact him via the normal channels of communication and ask for a private audience | |||
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"I guess today's 'Good Idea that wast really' had to be my idea for a new avatar involving me, my pants and a large banana. In the end it proved to be not such a good idea." Do the EU allow large bananas? | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar!
I can think of a new challenge for the vicar ........... if he's game lol I suggest you contact him via the normal channels of communication and ask for a private audience "I think he is tied up writing his sermon lol | |||
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"I guess today's 'Good Idea that wast really' had to be my idea for a new avatar involving me, my pants and a large banana. In the end it proved to be not such a good idea. Do the EU allow large bananas?" They do but they need to be straight - no joke | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar!
I can think of a new challenge for the vicar ........... if he's game lol I suggest you contact him via the normal channels of communication and ask for a private audience
I think he is tied up writing his sermon lol "He did say something about his semen .... | |||
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"Ure asking me THAT .............. today was not a good idea to get into my new corset ........... laced it up by myself and did it too tight ........ found out after I had got into it and done it up .......... oooooooooooooooops couldnt get out of it again and got trapped and stuck ............ see not a good idea - does that one qualify ??? I read your thread with interest and one major concern.. that you would not get out alive. But then I reminded myelf of your amazing ability to wiggle... and I felt reassured
yep I wiggled ....... cursed, panicked, wiggled some more ....... and eventually managed to get out Ever thought of a change of career
to?? and dont say escapologist lol That's the one but I ket getting the spelling wrong as eschatologist.
have u been on the communal wine? lol I must admit that I have had improper thoughts and wholly inappropriate ideas regarding a certain vicar!
I can think of a new challenge for the vicar ........... if he's game lol I suggest you contact him via the normal channels of communication and ask for a private audience
I think he is tied up writing his sermon lol He did say something about his semen ...."well if he has read the latest parish posting then he might be choking | |||
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