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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi " As long as you don’t try and put the lid on, you could be on to a winner there 🥇 | |||
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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi " So you whistle when you’ve reached boiling point? 🍭 | |||
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"*do" To the tune of.. “I’m a little teapot, short and stout” | |||
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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi " If it is a clear teapot so I can watch your balls bob about, take my money I want one! | |||
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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi If it is a clear teapot so I can watch your balls bob about, take my money I want one! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive just spat my drink out at this | |||
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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi If it is a clear teapot so I can watch your balls bob about, take my money I want one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive just spat my drink out at this " Not in my Ballcuzzi I hope | |||
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"I think my invention would be a teleporter .. your desperate to see your fab friend again .. your both messaging it’s all getting hot , positive consensual and you can appear as if my magic tighter in a twinkle of an eye together Making most of the moment .. Now where is that Dragon’s Den … " Beam me up! | |||
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"A pair of mechanical underwear that feel like you are wearing nothing that are linked wirelessly to a vr headset playing first person perspective porn and the underpants can simulate exactly the feeling of what the person you are having sex with on the headset is doing to you at the exact time they are doing it so it’s just like sex but you just lie there and don’t expend the slightest bit of effort They also somehow clean up when your done too Surely these can’t be far off becoming reality haha " Just laying there and not expending energy? Expending energy is often the best bit.  | |||
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"I would invent a pair of glasses that when wearing them you can look at a person and it will show you if that person wants to fuck you or not. It's basically tinder glasses without having to swipe" Like it. You could have an ‘Are they on Fab’ setting too. | |||
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"I would invent a pair of glasses that when wearing them you can look at a person and it will show you if that person wants to fuck you or not. It's basically tinder glasses without having to swipe" Similar: A pair of glasses - similar to an airport scanner.- Which can remove a layer of clothing of the person your looking at, purely by thinking.  | |||
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"Actually came up with the idea of this once. Specifically aimed towards the fellas, but grab yourself a teapot and fill it with some warm water and nice relaxing bubble bath! Gently lower your balls down into the water and get your partner of choice to blow down the spout! I coined it the Ballcuzzi If it is a clear teapot so I can watch your balls bob about, take my money I want one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive just spat my drink out at this Not in my Ballcuzzi I hope " 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Self cleaning curtains." And pelmets. 😉 | |||
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"Shagbegone gives me sweeny todd vibes where the chair goes backwards and they disappear into the basement to be baked into pies. " Or like Graham Norton when he pulls the lever and they fly out of bed! | |||
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"A ‘just a little longer’ device to hold of cumming just for another minute or so to get her over the line too 🤣" Already invented, its called Delay Spray | |||
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"A condom with the tip green on the outside and red on the inside. It would take away the 50/50 fumble of trying to get it on the right way." That’s not a bad shout. Especially when it’s a bit dark | |||
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"A device that dissolves your jizz, Cumming with just a puff of air.. no mess on the bed sheets." I think I’d miss catching it on my boobs (though I wouldn’t miss the dreaded damp patch!)  | |||
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"Shagbegone gives me sweeny todd vibes where the chair goes backwards and they disappear into the basement to be baked into pies. " Swingee Todd. Love it. | |||
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"A condom with the tip green on the outside and red on the inside. It would take away the 50/50 fumble of trying to get it on the right way." Yes! How many times.. 😂🤷 | |||
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"Penidometer to measure how many calories you are burning or even better a edging monitor to measure how close to an orgasm your partner is with an alarm to tell you to stop." Love this (and edging.) The tipping point aroooogah!  | |||
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"An eye drop or something which makes my eyes immune to the sting of cum in my eye. I like the feeling of it on my face but it invariably goes in the eye accidentally and it hurts like a bitch" 👏 Swim goggles don’t quite cut it do they. | |||
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"An eye drop or something which makes my eyes immune to the sting of cum in my eye. I like the feeling of it on my face but it invariably goes in the eye accidentally and it hurts like a bitch 👏 Swim goggles don’t quite cut it do they. " They’re not the most attractive, no  | |||
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"A condom with the tip green on the outside and red on the inside. It would take away the 50/50 fumble of trying to get it on the right way." You should patent this. Max once used a glow in the dark condom and started making lightsaber noises when he came in the room.  | |||
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"A condom with the tip green on the outside and red on the inside. It would take away the 50/50 fumble of trying to get it on the right way. You should patent this. Max once used a glow in the dark condom and started making lightsaber noises when he came in the room. "😂👊🤣 | |||
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