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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends

Do you do that?

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By *ude LawMan
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Only on a Saturday.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Don’t do it as some of us work on them lol

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"Only on a Saturday."

Night

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By *iddick27Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

My terrier dog would piss on lampposts

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By *rSuave88Man
3 weeks ago

Mirfield

We have all tried to position ourselves tactically and tried to aim our streams towards the light at the top.. right? 🎯 😏

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Nope.I don't have any designs on anyone.

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

London

I suppose it depends on what you define it as. If I ever met someone from the forums, I'd try not to flirt with them too much in the forums as I always found it cringey as fuck when people made it obvious they had met with each other. Now, I'm a little less self-conscious about that so even if we have met, I'll still flirt but try not to do it in a way that I'm "laying claim to them" in any sort of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Surely this is a block list pending post, also urinating in a public place, there’s fines for that

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By *arried curious guyMan
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

I pity the poor electrical engineer that has to do repairs to the wiring on lamp posts

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By *iddick27Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Surely this is a block list pending post, also urinating in a public place, there’s fines for that "

Isn’t it illegal for humans to piss in public

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Only when I'm desperate when a girl's gotta go she's gotta go

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

So uncivilised

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea

Not at all, it's not my style.

Mrs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I think it’s subjective. Like the whole clique thing. I like a bit of flirting round here, it’s fun. I’d never want it to be seen as a “hands off, this one’s mine” thing though. That’s not my style.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Not in my nature.

In fact I'm quite the opposite, happily help 2 people get together, if I can help.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not in my nature.

In fact I'm quite the opposite, happily help 2 people get together, if I can help. "

So selfless! What’s in it for you?

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Not in my nature.

In fact I'm quite the opposite, happily help 2 people get together, if I can help.

So selfless! What’s in it for you? "

I'm a bit of an old romantic.

It's nice to see things blossom.

It's not all about tits & cocks.

Although, that helps. 😆

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though "

I don't actually have a man 😭

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though

I don't actually have a man 😭"

Just piss on one, then he’s yours. I think that’s how it works.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though

I don't actually have a man 😭

Just piss on one, then he’s yours. I think that’s how it works."

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

If someone becomes very popular I tend to find them less attractive.

I don't buy the much-handled apples from the front of the display.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"If someone becomes very popular I tend to find them less attractive.

I don't buy the much-handled apples from the front of the display. "

I’m borrowing this. Brilliant.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"If someone becomes very popular I tend to find them less attractive.

I don't buy the much-handled apples from the front of the display. "

I’m community dick

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

No. I find it vom worthy in all walks of life. Not just on Fab 👍🏻

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

I prefer to piss on dandilions and get them back ... little wee the beds they are

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"No. I find it vom worthy in all walks of life. Not just on Fab 👍🏻"

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Yes.

On matching threads.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though

I don't actually have a man 😭

Just piss on one, then he’s yours. I think that’s how it works.

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?"

I mean some people do. You know that’s not how everyone uses it though

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?"

It’s supposed to be 😘

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By *om and JennieCouple
3 weeks ago

Chams or Socials

It doesn’t appear to happen as much now but 10 years ago it was rife! And entertaining

J x

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"Yea, why not.

Gotta let the forum flirts know who my man is.

I don't mind sharing though "

have to tell everyone that we’re shagging otherwise what’s the point in us being together?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?

It’s supposed to be 😘"

I can tell you now, jealousy hides in lots of forms.

There’s lots on forums and not just here.

But, to see it in the swinging world is strange. Immediately I think ‘swinging maybe isnt for them!’.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?

It’s supposed to be 😘

I can tell you now, jealousy hides in lots of forms.

There’s lots on forums and not just here.

But, to see it in the swinging world is strange. Immediately I think ‘swinging maybe isnt for them!’.

"

A lot of swingers are pretty monogamous

And a lot of people on here aren’t even swingers

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By *lessandra_BWoman
3 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

I don't, as I'm quite a private person. But in my years on and off Fab, I have encountered plenty who do. Perhaps it's because they feel insecure. Perhaps they don't even realise they're doing it. Who knows? 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

No, I tend to stay away from the light and piss happily in the darkness.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?

It’s supposed to be 😘

I can tell you now, jealousy hides in lots of forms.

There’s lots on forums and not just here.

But, to see it in the swinging world is strange. Immediately I think ‘swinging maybe isnt for them!’.

A lot of swingers are pretty monogamous

And a lot of people on here aren’t even swingers"

But, that’s a different point you’re making.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

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I've been accused of doing this with someone I hadn't even met. People get so caught up in what everyone else is doing 🤦‍♀️ it's pretty funny actually.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"I've been accused of doing this with someone I hadn't even met. People get so caught up in what everyone else is doing 🤦‍♀️ it's pretty funny actually."

I’d like to tell you what we’d do if we met…. 😏

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"I've been accused of doing this with someone I hadn't even met. People get so caught up in what everyone else is doing 🤦‍♀️ it's pretty funny actually."

I don’t think you do this. But I’ve seen people immediately reply to every single post by another person in a way that feels like they’re trying to put others off. Not that they’ve met, just like they’re trying to lay a claim.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

When I was first on years ago it was all over the forums - I think that’s why the forums was so bitchy and toxic.

You still see it now but it seems harmless.

We don’t partake - much prefer to have private conversations.

K

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Isn't this about urinating on street lighting? Or is it code for something else? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

I’m not a Labrador so no

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread. "

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️"

Id happily do you to TT25

But I’m not peeing on lamppost

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Isn't this a swinging site, where people fuck lots of people with no jealousy or ownership?

It’s supposed to be 😘

I can tell you now, jealousy hides in lots of forms.

There’s lots on forums and not just here.

But, to see it in the swinging world is strange. Immediately I think ‘swinging maybe isnt for them!’.

"

It sure does. It’s definitely not something that I find pleasant. In any walk of life 😘

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Up North


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

"

We’re all guilty of this and I personally find it harmless. I don’t see it as ‘laying claim’ to a person. It’s likely that I just enjoy that particular interaction

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread. "

Actually the post was not inspired by anything to do with fab on this occasion.

I find lpp funny on fab, we’re mostly banging the same people.

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

We’re all guilty of this and I personally find it harmless. I don’t see it as ‘laying claim’ to a person. It’s likely that I just enjoy that particular interaction "

Yes, I thought lamppost pissing was when two people had met and they ad nauseam let everyone know they have had sex, not just chatting or flirting on the forums.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Only as a joke.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️

Id happily do you to TT25

But I’m not peeing on lamppost "

Awh spoilsport 😘

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️

Id happily do you to TT25

But I’m not peeing on lamppost

Awh spoilsport 😘"

That’s not a no right there ……

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

We’re all guilty of this and I personally find it harmless. I don’t see it as ‘laying claim’ to a person. It’s likely that I just enjoy that particular interaction "

Hear hear 👌 p.s would you like to piss on my lampost? Ill piss on yours 😘

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️"

I guess a lot of people would like to do you. Xx

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By *enda83Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle

My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"If I ever look like I piss on lampposts or post immediately after someone, I’ll let them worry about it, because I’m just enjoying talking to or posting to someone that inspires me to reply to them…not the person reading it.

Op, worry about yourself, and not what others are doing. If it bothers you or you observe it, just ignore it and post in another thread.

I agree i dont really care i just do me 🤷‍♀️

I guess a lot of people would like to do you. Xx

"

Are you pissing on my lampost do it again 🤣🤣 x

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so"

But does the dog shag the street lamp?

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By *enda83Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle


"My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so

But does the dog shag the street lamp? "

Unfortunately no the ex had his knackers cut off against my wishes so his sexual desire is zero the poor thing

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By *ude LawMan
3 weeks ago

Harrogate


"My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so"

How does he smell?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so

How does he smell?"

TERRIBLE

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"My dog pisses on every lamp post we pass but I somehow manage to refrain from doing so

How does he smell?"

With his nose? Tf?

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By *ighlandCooWoman
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"If someone becomes very popular I tend to find them less attractive.

I don't buy the much-handled apples from the front of the display.

I’m community dick "

This made me LOL 😂😂

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"If someone becomes very popular I tend to find them less attractive.

I don't buy the much-handled apples from the front of the display.

I’m community dick

This made me LOL 😂😂 "

You're an apple???? 😆 🤣

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