FabSwingers.com forum: Whats more awkward....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...... the first kiss or the first fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First kiss for me! Do you go dont you? Then your in no mans land and just have to go for it arghhhh dont panic dont panic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breaking wind

the first kiss is exciting and at least you both want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

First kiss I fart all the time lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

The first kiss can be just a kiss, no pressure..the first fart is unmistakable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

1st kiss as fart breaks the ice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fart

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The first kiss can be just a kiss, no pressure..the first fart is unmistakable...."
Especially if its a silent but deadly one?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That awkward double whammy of moving in for the first kiss and finding the movement releases an unexpected, noisy fart.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"The first kiss can be just a kiss, no pressure..the first fart is unmistakable....Especially if its a silent but deadly one?

and you BOTH know...lol..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That awkward double whammy of moving in for the first kiss and finding the movement releases an unexpected, noisy fart."
The two could well happen together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you noticed it's only women commenting so far on this thread! ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you noticed it's only women commenting so far on this thread! ?

Pardon me when did i become a woman?

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First lady puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss... I fart all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do fanny farts count? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Polish, eat a lot of cabbage and pork so farts happen all the time!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Polish, eat a lot of cabbage and pork so farts happen all the time!....

ummm very appealing ....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm Polish, eat a lot of cabbage and pork so farts happen all the time!....

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Porky Farts.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"do fanny farts count? lol

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If they are noisy and smell ...yes!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Kiss... I fart all the time

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All the time???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do fanny farts count? lol

If they are noisy and smell ...yes!!

omg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss... I fart all the time

You and miss cheekychops would make a great meet! Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"do fanny farts count? lol

If they are noisy and smell ...yes!!

omg lol

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They dont usually....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart they fluff and that would be more awkward

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Women don't fart they fluff and that would be more awkward "
I don't fluff...I fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

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The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...???

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...???

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Pedantic as ever Euro.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...???

Pedantic as ever Euro.....

So your happy to do it in the shower then

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...???

Pedantic as ever Euro.....

So your happy to do it in the shower then

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Ive never pooed, but I have done a wee wee...but never in company....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You could tune a piano to my farts, kissing on the other hand isn't so pleasurable when one has flakes of tuna inbetween the teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

....ahh the point where the magic is over and real life settles in!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

....ahh the point where the magic is over and real life settles in!"
The magic is over when you both stop trying and become complacent...not when you need to take a shit or fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo

The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.

Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...???

Pedantic as ever Euro.....

She quipped... Neatly sidestepping an answer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

A fart if I am kissing her fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

the first fart when your kissing someone for the first time

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

the first fart when your kissing someone for the first time

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Ive never done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad kiss on a meet can be offset against other things but a bad fart and for me its all over.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A bad kiss on a meet can be offset against other things but a bad fart and for me its all over."
Depends how toxic it is....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bad kiss on a meet can be offset against other things but a bad fart and for me its all over.Depends how toxic it is....

If you can smell it it's toxic and if I hear it first I'm gone!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation. "
Kinell..its a wonder you don't spontaneously combust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation. "

Do they light up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.

Do they light up?

As in glow in the dark?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.

Do they light up?

As in glow in the dark?

Only with practice.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!

I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.

Do they light up?

As in glow in the dark?

Only with practice. "
Great party piece!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

A mouth fart AKA burp while kissing ewwww.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...... the first kiss or the first fart?

A mouth fart AKA burp while kissing ewwww.

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You dirty bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dirty bugger.

Nooooo I've never done that or intend to either.

I was just emphasizing how significantly more disgusting that is as opposed to a fart ...that I could live with.

Bad kissing..maybe I could live with that too..but do not under any circumstances burp in my mouth.

Muahaha!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You dirty bugger.

Nooooo I've never done that or intend to either.

I was just emphasizing how significantly more disgusting that is as opposed to a fart ...that I could live with.

Bad kissing..maybe I could live with that too..but do not under any circumstances burp in my mouth.

Muahaha!"
Ok I promise I wont.....just don't feed me beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I promise I wont.....just don't feed me beer

Bens last post of the night then shut eye.

The very thought of distinct Beer flavored belch whilst kissing makes kissing someone after they have partially eaten a packet of crisps and not entirely swallowed all the bits, whilst kissing fairly tolerable.

That happened to me once many moons ago and has left a vivid mental scar in my head.

Night people.

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