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By *eckard25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North West Durham

For me it's those drink bottle lids that are attached to the bottle. Or Capri Sun paper straws.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I hate the new attached lids. Even if you rip them off the rim is left rough.

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

When I get money out of the cash machine or notes back as change and they aren't all faced the same way (big Liz or big Charlie inside the fold).

😠

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Car horns, go through me like nails down a chalk board

Granny’s waving from the door as you’re leaving, better beep my horn!

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk

Menus that describe food as smashed instead of mashed. 😬

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds


"Menus that describe food as smashed instead of mashed. 😬"

Are you OK with crushed potatoes?

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By *rthur30Man
4 weeks ago

Warrington

Cling film

Windows updates

MUFC

Threading a needle

Electrons

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By *he Naughty PineappleCouple
4 weeks ago

Leicester

Not being allowed as a club owner to list my my club on the club reviews page. Being told by moderators that i just have to be patient, but in reality they are not allowing any more clubs to join the list. This little thing really niggles me

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not being able to have 100 orgasms

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By *assy69Man
4 weeks ago

sussex and Wales

Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Menus that describe food as smashed instead of mashed. 😬

Are you OK with crushed potatoes?"

Just a cop out for it being lumpy! Lazy chefs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

When you put the sheet on the bed and the other side pops off 😡

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk


"Menus that describe food as smashed instead of mashed. 😬

Are you OK with crushed potatoes?"

Nope just as bad, the terms for potatoes have been long established, crushed just sounds like half arsed mash.

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on "

Ohhhhh we could have so much fun together...

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Coffee Tables.

Get in the way of your legs when you want to stretch your legs. Useless things lol

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on "

Totally with you on the toothpaste, savage behaviour.

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By *assy69Man
4 weeks ago

sussex and Wales


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

Ohhhhh we could have so much fun together...

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By *assy69Man
4 weeks ago

sussex and Wales


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

Totally with you on the toothpaste, savage behaviour."

I know, right??? What kind of monster would do such a thing!!

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"When you put the sheet on the bed and the other side pops off 😡"

OH YOU CUNT... *Kneels on the bed to try flip the sheet back under while not being knelt on the mattress so far you can't pull the corner up*

Yeah, that's another one 🤣

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

Totally with you on the toothpaste, savage behaviour.

I know, right??? What kind of monster would do such a thing!! "

The same bastards that drop coffee globules in the sugar. Rinse the spoon or use a separate one!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"When you put the sheet on the bed and the other side pops off 😡

OH YOU CUNT... *Kneels on the bed to try flip the sheet back under while not being knelt on the mattress so far you can't pull the corner up*

Yeah, that's another one 🤣"

Its the most annoying thing ever 🤣

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

T shirts that have those coat hanger bumps on the shoulder seams that REFUSE to stay flat even after ironing .

Damn you to hell

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By *uffhoundMan
4 weeks ago

Bourne, Lincolnshire

Drivers who don't use their indicators or put them on last second before turning.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

When supermarket trolleys don't have a hook to hang your carrier bags on

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By *erseykevMan
4 weeks ago

St Helier

Does not finding a lady or MF couple on here who wants to lay me count?

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Lane hoggers on motorways.

Grrrrr

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester


"Drivers who don't use their indicators or put them on last second before turning."

Or worse, put it on as their already on their turn. Yeah, that helps now lol

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

Totally with you on the toothpaste, savage behaviour.

I know, right??? What kind of monster would do such a thing!!

The same bastards that drop coffee globules in the sugar. Rinse the spoon or use a separate one!"

Toast crumbs in the butter!

Butter smears in the marmite jar...

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"When you put the sheet on the bed and the other side pops off 😡

OH YOU CUNT... *Kneels on the bed to try flip the sheet back under while not being knelt on the mattress so far you can't pull the corner up*

Yeah, that's another one 🤣

Its the most annoying thing ever 🤣"

I absolutely loathe and detest this task…why is it so difficult, especially for a bloke🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds


"Does not finding a lady or MF couple on here who wants to lay me count?"

Do you class that as trivial ?

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Sealed food items that don’t give you enough of a tab to be able to open it

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Tuna cans still not having a ring pull in 2025

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By *assy69Man
4 weeks ago

sussex and Wales


"Cutlery in the wrong part of the drawer, or not being arranged properly in the drawer..

The bed covers and pillows not being straight when I make my bed

When people “hot desk” at my desk when I am away, and I return to find that my PC screens, and/or my phone are not as I left them

Toothpaste tubes squeezed from the middle

When people go through my record collection and put albums back in the wrong place …… or when they take books of the bookshelf and pop them back in the wrong place

Pictures on walls that are not hanging straight

Visitors who sit at any one of the three denote desks that are in my workplace ……. They are always told by my assistants not to sit there, but invariably, someone always will

This list could just go on and on

Totally with you on the toothpaste, savage behaviour.

I know, right??? What kind of monster would do such a thing!!

The same bastards that drop coffee globules in the sugar. Rinse the spoon or use a separate one!"

Oh! Didn’t get me started on that!! It should be a criminal offence

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

The new vacuumed paced mince beef. It’s a bugger to crumble to cook

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Juvenile emoticon use and teenage type romantic threads......

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sealed food items that don’t give you enough of a tab to be able to open it "

Omg this too 😡

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Burley

Lollipop ladies. They make me cross.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Yogurt pot lids that you cannot remove without being covered in fucking yogurt.

People who don't indicate

People who take corners crossing lanes, fucking idiots

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Lollipop ladies. They make me cross."

🫠

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By *eckard25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Tuna cans still not having a ring pull in 2025 "

Some do, the times they are a changin

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich


"The new vacuumed paced mince beef. It’s a bugger to crumble to cook "

Christ it is, I was making some taco meat the other day for the kids and it took me ages.

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By *D1965Woman
4 weeks ago

watford

People who txt or look at thier phones while walking paying no attention to people walking infront of them.hubby just stops dead and scares the shit out of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Lollipop ladies. They make me cross."

Christ's sake !

Took me a while

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"People who txt or look at thier phones while walking paying no attention to people walking infront of them.hubby just stops dead and scares the shit out of them."

They just bounce off me. 😆

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

"easy open and resealable" packaging that are neither. 🤬

Spent matches in matchboxes

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
4 weeks ago

London

An empty ice tray inside the fridge. Come on guys, refill it, for God's sake!!!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

The little stickers on the back of chocolate bags. They’re gone! Why are they gone?

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Pouring too much water into a Pot Noodle.

I like 'em thick.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

People who put empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

Bastards

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


""easy open and resealable" packaging that are neither. 🤬

Spent matches in matchboxes

"

Empty toilet roll cores left on the holder when theres rolls right next to it. 😖

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"People who put empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

Bastards "

Don't get me started.... Snapping!

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By *izandpaulCouple
4 weeks ago

merseyside


"When supermarket trolleys don't have a hook to hang your carrier bags on"

Or when you go for a supermarket trolley and they are all jammed together and you do that banging up and down routine.

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Pouring too much water into a Pot Noodle.

I like 'em thick. "

Microwave it for a minute afterwards! And for the love of penis, don't spill any on yourself.

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By *imply_SensualMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Lane hoggers on motorways.

Grrrrr"

This one for me too, especially on smart motorways where people just dont use the first lane and lane hoggers then become 3rd lane hoggers, so still leaving only one lane to overtake.

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Pouring too much water into a Pot Noodle.

I like 'em thick.

Microwave it for a minute afterwards! And for the love of penis, don't spill any on yourself. "

Oooo. Not tried that. Thanks

I tend to add a few instant gravy granules.

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By *uri00620Woman
4 weeks ago

Croydon

When I have to do Zoom meetings and I have to be visible with camera on but the other person/people don't. I'm not keen on talking into a black space esp if their speakers aren't working and I'm talking into a void.

Oh and people putting stupid stuff like electical items into the recycling.

These were yesterday's annoyances 😆

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Lane hoggers on motorways.

Grrrrr

This one for me too, especially on smart motorways where people just dont use the first lane and lane hoggers then become 3rd lane hoggers, so still leaving only one lane to overtake."

And they don't take the hint when you overtake them and then move over into the correct lane.

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Pavement hoggers

Slow walkers

People who queue so close they mayswell be inside you

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By *elly and daveCouple
4 weeks ago

gateshead

Mc D's paper straws.

Yes I know,they're better for the environment, but they're shit to use.

Always go soft at the sucking end and then you have to use a second straw to finish off your drink. Grrrr

People who don't give you a wave of thanks,when you let them out into the flow of traffic. I always do.

Grrrr

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By *lynJMan
4 weeks ago

Morden


"Coffee Tables.

Get in the way of your legs when you want to stretch your legs. Useless things lol "

But really handy if you want to put your legs up. 😁

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich


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People who don't give you a wave of thanks,when you let them out into the flow of traffic. I always do.

Grrrr"

Yup, think it's getting worse as well.

Forget saying thank you, people don't even indicate now 🤬

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By *icebutNortyMan
4 weeks ago

North West

When a large fly gets in the house.

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