FabSwingers.com forum: What's the biggest BS excuse?

By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

Of the last 5 meets I've arranged, 4 have cancelled! These were the 2 best, last minute excuses, of the bunch......

1) I hit snooze too many times and have slept in.

2) The only time I can get dinner in the Hotel is during our meet, and my work pay for it.

Whats the biggest BS excuse you've been given by someone who cancelled?

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By *or-one-weekend-onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

Nr Wolves

Sorry but I’ve got no shoes.

I shit you not.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Sorry but I’ve got no shoes.

I shit you not. "

Ok, I'm already feeling a little better, lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Not had one

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Not had one"

Ok, feeling bad about myself again!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

“Sorry I didn’t turn up, I had a toothache that turned into an abscess and it infected my brain! I was in a coma for 2 weeks”

Reader, he was lying

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By *enda83Man
2 weeks ago

newcastle

Not an excuse for a meet but once a lad phoned in sick for work saying couldn’t come in as his mams tortoise had died

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By *ltrMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

While waiting for the meet to turn up I got a message saying car has been st0len so won't be able to meet ( on the profile it said does not drive so local meets only )

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I generally don’t hear the excuse OP. It always sounds like blah blah blah when it’s a last minute cock and bull story.

The only thing I can suggest is to block. Say fuck em and move on with your day. If they have that kind of excuse just think how shit the sex would’ve been 😘

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"“Sorry I didn’t turn up, I had a toothache that turned into an abscess and it infected my brain! I was in a coma for 2 weeks”

Reader, he was lying

Wahahahhaha 3/3 for the girls, I'm sensing a pattern here hmmm?

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"Not an excuse for a meet but once a lad phoned in sick for work saying couldn’t come in as his mams tortoise had died "

Not poor old Terry? Oh how sad

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I generally don’t hear the excuse OP. It always sounds like blah blah blah when it’s a last minute cock and bull story.

The only thing I can suggest is to block. Say fuck em and move on with your day. If they have that kind of excuse just think how shit the sex would’ve been 😘"

Great advice, thank you. *whispering, still trying to not feel like an asshole for showering, shaving, moisturising, painting my nails, looking out clothes and believing they were genuine

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"I generally don’t hear the excuse OP. It always sounds like blah blah blah when it’s a last minute cock and bull story.

The only thing I can suggest is to block. Say fuck em and move on with your day. If they have that kind of excuse just think how shit the sex would’ve been 😘

Great advice, thank you. *whispering, still trying to not feel like an asshole for showering, shaving, moisturising, painting my nails, looking out clothes and believing they were genuine

Still bet you felt amazing when just eat arrived?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I generally don’t hear the excuse OP. It always sounds like blah blah blah when it’s a last minute cock and bull story.

The only thing I can suggest is to block. Say fuck em and move on with your day. If they have that kind of excuse just think how shit the sex would’ve been 😘

Great advice, thank you. *whispering, still trying to not feel like an asshole for showering, shaving, moisturising, painting my nails, looking out clothes and believing they were genuine

I know darling. It’s fucking awful when people do it. And some just do. Mostly because they chicken out or some other bollocks. Enjoy your smooth legs, gorgeous nails and feeling a million dollars ♥️

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I generally don’t hear the excuse OP. It always sounds like blah blah blah when it’s a last minute cock and bull story.

The only thing I can suggest is to block. Say fuck em and move on with your day. If they have that kind of excuse just think how shit the sex would’ve been 😘

Great advice, thank you. *whispering, still trying to not feel like an asshole for showering, shaving, moisturising, painting my nails, looking out clothes and believing they were genuine

Still bet you felt amazing when just eat arrived? "

Yeah, cause there's nothing more satisfying than a chicken kebab in stockings and high heels heehee

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Never had anyone give an excuse they just didn’t show.

They get blocked after that so even if they had an excuse it’s too late,

You’d think with Wi-Fi and mobile phones they would at least send a message to say why they can’t make it, even if it’s 5 minutes before the meet

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By *akequeen90Couple
2 weeks ago

Sydney

We generally don't hear excuses. They just don't show up!

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I know darling. It’s fucking awful when people do it. And some just do. Mostly because they chicken out or some other bollocks. Enjoy your smooth legs, gorgeous nails and feeling a million dollars ♥️"

Thank you xx

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Never had anyone give an excuse they just didn’t show.

They get blocked after that so even if they had an excuse it’s too late,

You’d think with Wi-Fi and mobile phones they would at least send a message to say why they can’t make it, even if it’s 5 minutes before the meet "

There seems to be no accounting for rudeness x

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By *entlemanFoxMan
2 weeks ago

North East / London

I have had:

“I forgot I had booked a driving lesson”, which I thought was at least a little more imaginative than I am washing my hair.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I have had:

“I forgot I had booked a driving lesson”, which I thought was at least a little more imaginative than I am washing my hair. "

But still offensive, I was passed over for a Holiday Inn dinner, but a driving lesson?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Work emergency

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By *idssissyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Arrived by taxi and didn't like look of the road I lived on so turned around

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Arrived by taxi and didn't like look of the road I lived on so turned around "

And told you that? Jeez, thay's low x

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By *62GeneralMan
2 weeks ago

Loughton

No excuse, she just went straight to ghost 5 mins before due to meet.

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By *rthur30Man
2 weeks ago

Warrington

So you guys have actually agreed to a meet? Wow!

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Padstow

VERY recently;

I hurt my back on a rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers, but couldn't let you know I wouldn't make our meet because Alton Towers wifi blocks Fab.....

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Work emergency "

Yip, I've also had "held up at work" and " kids here when it wasn't my night"

*eyeroll*

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Haven't had the pleasure of someone cancelling

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"VERY recently;

I hurt my back on a rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers, but couldn't let you know I wouldn't make our meet because Alton Towers wifi blocks Fab.....

And the prize for most inventive yet goes too.... lol

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Haven't had the pleasure of someone cancelling

No need to boast

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"No excuse, she just went straight to ghost 5 mins before due to meet. "

Yip, had this too! I ffolishly believed the excuse aand set up a second meet, only to be ghosted again! I'm an idiot

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By *irty DiamondsCouple
2 weeks ago

Heathrow & Dartford

"I have had:

“I forgot I had booked a driving lesson”, which I thought was at least a little more imaginative than I am washing my hair.

But still offensive, I was passed over for a Holiday Inn dinner, but a driving lesson?

Holiday Inns are known for their splendid evening meals, to be fair 🤣

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Padstow

"VERY recently;

I hurt my back on a rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers, but couldn't let you know I wouldn't make our meet because Alton Towers wifi blocks Fab.....

And the prize for most inventive yet goes too.... lol"

It certainly made a change from any variation on the usual;

Mother Nature hates me....

I'm usually like clockwork with my cycle but....

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I have had:

“I forgot I had booked a driving lesson”, which I thought was at least a little more imaginative than I am washing my hair.

But still offensive, I was passed over for a Holiday Inn dinner, but a driving lesson?

Holiday Inns are known for their splendid evening meals, to be fair 🤣"

You're right, I saw their most recent advertising slogan was "food better than a hot pussy!" Lol

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
2 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

Not an excuse for not showing , more someone showing how unreasonable they were when I informed them I couldn't meet last minute.

They took the hump that I would leave work and blocked me.... Bullet dodged imo.

Oh.. and there no acceptable excuse for giving excuses like the ones above. The only thing more insulting is the paltry excuses which as expected to be believed.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"VERY recently;

I hurt my back on a rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers, but couldn't let you know I wouldn't make our meet because Alton Towers wifi blocks Fab.....

And the prize for most inventive yet goes too.... lol

It certainly made a change from any variation on the usual;

Mother Nature hates me....

I'm usually like clockwork with my cycle but....

""....it's been like a rollercoaster lately"? Lol

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By *eddy004Man
2 weeks ago

Toy Town

I had two great meets with someone. Arranged another one and then she described how she was shitting through the eye of a needle. Made sure she was on the mend and feeling better a little ghosted on the messages. She suggested another meet up a couple of weeks after she was better and then she was evasive on when and where to meet and now she's completely ghosted me

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By *eddy004Man
2 weeks ago

Toy Town

Mother Nature hates me....

I'm usually like clockwork with my cycle but....

Ah yes I've had this too. At this rate people will be swotting up here looking for excuses

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By *orksBBW36Woman
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

1) clothes got wet (or something similar) after work

2) Had a drink so slept in (for 5 hours after we were due to meet) - still wanted a reschedule too!

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
2 weeks ago

Stoke (On holiday in Spain)

Female paramedic.

"Unfortunately I've fell out the back of the ambulance and caused a lot of damage to myself"

Yeah ok, whatever love!!

BLOCK!!

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
2 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

Their mom wouldn't give them a lift because he didnt have money to give her towards petrol.

He lived a mile away.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"1) clothes got wet (or something similar) after work

2) Had a drink so slept in (for 5 hours after we were due to meet) - still wanted a reschedule too!"

Wow! Those are up there with the best (worst)

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Female paramedic.

"Unfortunately I've fell out the back of the ambulance and caused a lot of damage to myself"

Yeah ok, whatever love!!

BLOCK!! "

Ffs, wow, wtaf??

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Their mom wouldn't give them a lift because he didnt have money to give her towards petrol.

He lived a mile away."

So many questions!!!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

I insist they contact me on the day before I start getting ready. That seems to help.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"I insist they contact me on the day before I start getting ready. That seems to help. "

Omg, I'm keeping this idea! Thank you x

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Text us that he was in hospital with appendicitis. Yep, if u had that, the last thing you would be doing is texting.

Got run over by a bicycle (wimp)

Heart attack

The list goes on and on

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By *tlanshiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Chatham

One had a guy tell me the nozzle of the petrol garage broke of it his car.

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"Text us that he was in hospital with appendicitis. Yep, if u had that, the last thing you would be doing is texting.

Got run over by a bicycle (wimp)

Heart attack

The list goes on and on"

I'm losing faith, I might have to give up sex altogether, *sob

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

"One had a guy tell me the nozzle of the petrol garage broke of it his car. "

No words *only a grimace

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By *ejjy29Woman
2 weeks ago

Heanor

I just fainted after giving blood and I've been told no strenuous activity for a few days 🤦‍♀️

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By *irsSubCouple
2 weeks ago

Darlington

Not weird on their own, but the fact we organised a GB, and two of the participants daughters ended up in a&e, and another two had engine trouble. Statistically me thinks they were telling porkies

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By *eedsol5Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"VERY recently;

I hurt my back on a rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers, but couldn't let you know I wouldn't make our meet because Alton Towers wifi blocks Fab.....

And the prize for most inventive yet goes too.... lol

It certainly made a change from any variation on the usual;

Mother Nature hates me....

I'm usually like clockwork with my cycle but....

A meet disclosed this after I landed into her city on the train. I was there for work too and had a hotel so all was well after a few drinks, strategically located towels and a devil may care attitude. Was a second meet though and wasn't all jackhammer piv either. A memorable night

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
2 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

You should hear the excuses I get for my socials ..

Amazing how many people get Covid the day before 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

My favourite one was that he'd broken his arm, he even attached a photo of the x-ray 😂

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By *irsSubCouple
2 weeks ago

Darlington

"You should hear the excuses I get for my socials ..

Amazing how many people get Covid the day before 🤷🏻‍♂️😆"

I own an appointment based business, we get that one a lot, I always wonder who still has COVID tests knocking around

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Haven't had the pleasure of someone cancelling

No need to boast

It's not boasting just making a clear point as it doesn't happen to everyone so a negative/positive post 🤗

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North

His dog had been sick … twice

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By *ointer69Man
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔. "

To be fair that has happened to me before!! Cant leave the precious pooch on his own!!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton

I usually just get blocked then they try and pop up after a couple of months and i just block back.

Oh i once had one were he said to me 3 days later after ghosting he didnt come because he had seen i was online at 12.30am so just assumed i wouldnt be up to it 🤣🤣

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By *ellorgMan
2 weeks ago

sandbach

My kids school have rang to say my kid died... I shit you not!

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
2 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Never given an excuse for cancelling as I've never had a meeting to cancel

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By *irefly75Man
2 weeks ago

nearby

Sorry im d*unk while update their status for a dogging meet

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North

"Never given an excuse for cancelling as I've never had a meeting to cancel "

Wise

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By *hinebrightMan
2 weeks ago

???

"Sorry but I’ve got no shoes.

I shit you not. "

Im blocked.. sorry if i offended you

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By *hinebrightMan
2 weeks ago

???

"While waiting for the meet to turn up I got a message saying car has been st0len so won't be able to meet ( on the profile it said does not drive so local meets only )

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🤣🤣🤣

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By *nergeticlemurMan
2 weeks ago

wiltshire

No fun ones for cancelling, I've just been blocked a couple of times...As for me I've never cancelled a meet but my first ever one I was so nervous I couldn't get hard and embarrassingly tried to make some awful excuse that I just more of a giving kind of person

(which I am but who doesn't like having the favour returned!)

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

We’ve had a couple cancel on the night as they were arguing over the whole thing then reach out again begging for a second chance to just ghost us, then try a third time to reconnect, blocked lol

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By *ABflirtyWoman
2 weeks ago

Norwich

Had to work late . lol

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By *oastal1968Man
2 weeks ago

London

"Of the last 5 meets I've arranged, 4 have cancelled! These were the 2 best, last minute excuses, of the bunch......

1) I hit snooze too many times and have slept in.

2) The only time I can get dinner in the Hotel is during our meet, and my work pay for it.

Whats the biggest BS excuse you've been given by someone who cancelled? "

The excuse I'm going to use next is "Sorry I couldn't make it but I was too busy knocking one out over Polly Polly's nipples poking through her sweater photo." Surely that's a good enough and legitimate excuse?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

"You should hear the excuses I get for my socials ..

Amazing how many people get Covid the day before 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

I own an appointment based business, we get that one a lot, I always wonder who still has COVID tests knocking around"

I still have tests and they're given out, when boosters are given too. The ones from early in the pandemic are probably out of date now.

I had one excuse about having a Probation Officer appointment and he'd had to delete his data

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’ve never been so lucky to actually be given an excuse. Ghosting, yes. Excuses, no.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

carluke

"Sorry but I’ve got no shoes.

I shit you not. "

Haha! We’ve used that as a reply to “fuck now” messages 😂

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔. "

Omg I had that. I had booked us a hotel room for our second meet, but then his sister went out and left him with the aged dog so he couldn’t come. And weirdly the next day he got a new veri - totally unrelated I’m sure 🙄

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By *ickie76XXXMan
2 weeks ago

dartford

I’ve had “I couldn’t come because my mum hurt her knee” then as daft as I am I rearranged for another time and guess what. No show and I kid you not when I asked what the reason was I was told “my mums knee was bad again”

I laugh about it now but still strikes me as an extremely odd thing to say. lol.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
2 weeks ago

dartford

"My kids school have rang to say my kid died... I shit you not!"

That is shocking. That’s different level shit that. What kind of a person would say that. Makes my “my mums got a bad knee” pale into insignificance!

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Ruislip

The only one we've had was the wife had her handbag nicked and my phone doesn't let me look at adult sites so we couldn't tell you we couldn't make it.

Did you know you can't write st0len on a Fab forum?!

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Ruislip

When I (Luke) was with a previous partner, we had a threesome lined up. The day before the meet, my partner came down with some terrible infection that hospitalised her. She told the lady this and we couldn't meet as planned. The lady thought it was BS and told us as much and that was the lady contact we had with her, sadly.

So just as a word of caution, sometimes crazy excuses can actually be true. In our case it was genuine and my partner nearly died.

Just some food for thought.

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

London/Kent

I was stood up once on another app. I arrived to the bar of the hotel where he was apparently staying in for a social meet.

I text him "I'm here now"

His reply "I'm so sorry, I'm a doctor & I've got an emergency call to go to" He previously told me he worked in retail

So I text & say "You're not a doctor" He then tells me "I'm married & I just can't do it to my wife"

He told me he was single previous to this. Turns out imo the 'guy' was probably not even at the hotel & he was just playing games........

After all that a few weeks later he contacts me & asks will I meet him again

The Block Button Was Hit By Me after I asked "are you for real, nobody gets 2nd chances".

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By *i lad 75Man
2 weeks ago

london

It’s usually just a Block that’s why it’s Better to meet at clubs.

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By *tudFuckMan
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

“I’ve been in a car accident” followed by photos of a car accident from google images

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By *WANDTGCouple
2 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

They had family commitments, then put a veri up of the meet they decided to have on the same day we had arranged.

Oh you don't meet smokers ( their fab account said both were non smokers ) we both smoke. That was 2 hours before the meet.

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

I've never had a no show but I've been Plan B on 2 occasions.

The first told me at lunchtime on the day of the meet that she had a lot of business meetings that day and was running late but she would confirm before I left work so that I didn't have to drive in the opposite direction.

I heard nothing so I went home and 5 minutes before the previously agreed meeting time I got a message to say she wouldn't be able to make it due to work issues.

Next day she had 2 new verifications. One from a lunchtime quickie and another that specifically mentioned the coffee shop we were to meet in and claiming it was planned weeks in advance.

That told me she had deliberately double booked and I was a backup.

The second time was a woman who complained loudly in the forums about being stood up constantly.

I got in touch, arranged to meet for coffee when she was staying in an hotel 10 minutes from where I worked later that week.

I made contact that morning to confirm and she claimed to have no memory of having agreed to meet because she wouldn't have time as she was there for non fab reasons and had a very busy schedule.

I didn't push it and went home after work.

Next morning she had a shiny new verification from a well known forum using couple.

I'm not surprised she was constantly stood up if that was her USP and her memory was so bad. Maybe she hadn't been stood up at all and had just forgotten where she was to meet them.

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By *ie n MashCouple
2 weeks ago

Back in Malice

So just as a word of caution, sometimes crazy excuses can actually be true. In our case it was genuine and my partner nearly died.

Just some food for thought. "

This time last year we were arranging to meet a single bloke. During the build up, we’d been swapping saucy messages between the 3 of us and all was looking good. On the morning of the meet, we got a message saying he’d been throwing up all night and had gone down with sunburn. Later that day, he published a veri from a meet the day before. Being curious, we had a quick look and the woman involved had published a picture from the day of their meet. Her back looked really red and sunburned, so we believed him.

We carried on talking and arranged another meet. Suddenly, complete radio silence, until a message out of the blue some six weeks later. He’d been nicked in London during the riots last August over the Southport murders and shipped up to a prison in Hull. We let him know at this point that some things just aren’t meant to be.

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By *ature bi couple61Couple
2 weeks ago

Derby

That's silly

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By *ue and robCouple
2 weeks ago

ware

Few lame excuses over the years best one was "sorry I forgot I am decorating my hallway"

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔.

To be fair that has happened to me before!! Cant leave the precious pooch on his own!!"

It wasn't even his dog though, so he blew a social to mind his sisters dog & only decided that last min.

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

London

Great post OP … just amazed at the excuses to get out of meeting some beautiful girls (and boys) … I haven’t had excuses just silence and no shows in the past … led me to only meet at clubs .. and from there if connections are made to phone exchange

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By *lasgowPandaMan
2 weeks ago

Camberley

I've also been double booked. Never had an explanation, she just went offline 20 mins before, back online 4 hours later, displayed a glowing verification that also referenced the unusually hot weather that day.

I never followed up as I'm not desperate enough to be anyone's plan B (Except Alex Kingston😍)

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔.

To be fair that has happened to me before!! Cant leave the precious pooch on his own!!

It wasn't even his dog though, so he blew a social to mind his sisters dog & only decided that last min. "

Well firstly family in need is more important than random website strangers and secondly the whole point of an an emergency is it's unplanned for. Maybe the sister was off out for a last minute social and needed a dog sitter.?

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By *heknobbyoneMan
2 weeks ago

gateshead

Never been given an excuse, just ghosted.....what a waste of a cialis!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Their cat had gone missing and they needed to search for it ...

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

They got cancer 🤷‍♂️🙄

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By *layfull pairingCouple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Had a supposed couple who were apparently driving up and down our road looking for our house and couldn’t find it... yet we had arranged the meet at a hotel ... the only time we have been let down though...we always insist on a proper phone conversation since that one...

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"Years ago when single, he couldn't meet that night, as he had to look after his sisters dog.

Yeah OK and you only found that out half an hr before we were having a social, ok 🤔.

To be fair that has happened to me before!! Cant leave the precious pooch on his own!!

It wasn't even his dog though, so he blew a social to mind his sisters dog & only decided that last min.

We will have to disagree on this, I wouldn't call watching your sisters dog for a couple of hours whilst she goes out, an emergency.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

He and his children had been ill for a week and couldn’t move.

Didn’t get in touch to tell us, until we got in touch with him leading up to meeting.

Little did he know that we put people on our hotlist when we are chatting/meeting and we could see he’d been on FAB continuously

Much prefer honesty - you know where you are then.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Well they couldn't meet on the day because a cold sore they had hadn't quite cleared up...why they actually didn't mention this before I don't know..then when I agree another day I ask about said cold sore they don't mention it...so next they say they may have to work the day we've organised that's ok I say the day after... suddenly an injured dog appears on the scene that has a bad leg and needs looking after... like the cold sore nothing was mentioned previously despite the dog apparently visiting the vets a few days before...a daughter was meant to be looking after the dog but she's had to go back to uni...the son apparently now has to work so he can't do it... there's far too much effort been put into the story I know it's a crock of shite...and they know I know... next I get a photo of a dog with it's leg wrapped up....no seriously I'm not making this up... only it's very unlike any vetanarians bandage.. looks just like a bit of cloth...it's probably the best time waster I've ever had..

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

So many of tjem but luckily you can spot most of them easily. Normally also the ones that contact you first for a meet

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By *rs GGWoman
2 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

I've just had a simple

‘Im going to have to cancel. Hope you find what your looking for'

Think I'd rather a BS excuse than that 🤣

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By *os19Man
2 weeks ago

Edmonton

Not sure if this is classed as BS excuse or not.After exchanging messages with a lady that was looking for a local guy she then decided I was too local and blocked me.

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By *istr3ssWoman
2 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

"Sorry I didn't turn up, I went on a holiday that I'd forgotten about when we arranged the meet"

How on earth do you forget a week long holiday?!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

He'd caught his cock in his zip

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By *olly polly OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Stirlingish

So many wild and wonderful lies! I feel a bit better about not being the only one, but still was all dressed up and nowhere to go. You live and learn as they say

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