FabSwingers.com forum: Who are you?

By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

We did something similar before and ways fun but infirmative too. Might even catch the eye of a suitable suitor. Make it a little funny if you like but stay within a few lines.

MB here, decent chap, like good food including cake, and talk about it all the time. Post a lot here and start threads usually about food and matching people. Like a bit of fun and hope you like my bum.

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Small and sassy with an ass that won't quit. Caution, will disappear without notice and return when horny.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Diamondsmiles, likes to chip in on posts, occasionally will start a thread. Likes gin on a Friday night.

Quite boring as only here for the forums

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent

George: very creative, bookish, vaguely nerdy. Loves long conversations over coffee, but softly spoken so lean in close and listen well. Quietly confident with a touch of authority when needed, but can be very silly and daft. More reliable and present in real life than his intermittent fab persona would suggest.

Ailsa: brilliant, tenacious, and intimidating for some people who aren’t so ridiculously motivated. Utterly lacking in common sense, but capable of genius in certain fields. Effortlessly sexy, and yet entirely ambivalent about how she looks. Significantly louder and more confident than her complete lack of Fab presence would suggest.

As a couple: Well worth the wait, loyal and trust worthy. Deeply connected, wholly together, and sometimes capable of extreme mischief. The best friends you haven’t made yet.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Pocket sized deviant. 5'1, fat, and bratty with soft Domme tendencies. Witchy, goth, librarian vibes. Love deep conversations as well as silliness. Fondness for the dark and macabre.

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By *enda83Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle

My names John I like going to the gym and doing building work/projects and Chinese takeaways ha, I’m boring and a bit of a jerk (take ages to reply to text messages, very unemotional, despise 99% of humanity, care only about making money and going to gym ect ect) hence why will likley be single forever which I’m not fussed about. Do have a few good traits might add them later haha

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By *wang123Man
3 weeks ago

central

I’m Spartacus

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By *eardedguy83Man
3 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Slim, sporty, cake eating guy. With a love of books, music, foreign language TV….and I love cats x

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

This vixen likes fun with the right person or persons. Other than that I enjoy doing craft and I love cats, miss mine deeply since she had to go over the rainbow 🌈 bridge. Love to chat

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
3 weeks ago

Someplace

I'm very outgoing, I love socialising, trying new food, and just like to have a good time regardless of who i'm with. I never know when to stop, though. I'm funny, have a dark sense of humour. I can be moody at times. I also am a good cook

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hi. I’m Littlebird. I love fucking and Haribo. In that order ♥️

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Im TT, love to laugh and poke fun (not maliciously). I can also be a little fiery 🤷‍♀️. Im a fairly good cook, love hikes and dogs (except chihuahas hate them little fuckers)

Love serial killer documentaries and kissing, lots of kissing actually i have a few jingly jangly bits but im all round not too bad 🤫

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Chard

I am actually really boring, I don't dress that much and am quite shy. I am a kind person who likes cuddles and chocolate, can cry at movies.

Also like sour Haribo

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Looking for connection with people in Reading. I enjoy going to ignite. I can't accomodate so you will have to be able to. Intelligent and easy going. Drama free.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I’m a respectfiul down-to-earth gent with a filthy mind.

I want a good time, real connections, and unreal nights.😉

Good banter, good people and good times — I know how to treat you right… and wrong…😏

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Love reading these as I am sure others do too. Thank you. Keep them coming

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪"

On full pay?

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

On full pay?"

Damn...was I meant to have been charging this whole time?.😂🥪

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

On full pay?

Damn...was I meant to have been charging this whole time?.😂🥪"

Yes! Silly billy man whore 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

On full pay?

Damn...was I meant to have been charging this whole time?.😂🥪

Yes! Silly billy man whore 🤣"

Sorry "ex" man whore should i say forgive my rudeness 😎

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

Just a guy wandering through life having a life and winding people up and having a laugh

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By *tephanjMan
3 weeks ago

Kettering

In just an old groot

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Thanks MB, I've got that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Fat Welsh Dragon who is usually pissed off with the world in general.

Likes cake, beer and bourbon to an unhealthy level. Swears a lot.

Either hard as nails, or soft as butter, with no middle filter.

Likes fire, storms, watching the waves and talking your ear off about random shit.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

On full pay?

Damn...was I meant to have been charging this whole time?.😂🥪

Yes! Silly billy man whore 🤣

Sorry "ex" man whore should i say forgive my rudeness 😎"

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️State pension for me then....🥪

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Just two forum immigrants perving from across the sea...one addicted to forums and flirting

and the other, silent and studious 🧐

Revelling in the fun and frolics of my home nation 😘

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By *idssissyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Am import from the kink scene worried left it too late to explore fantasies. Loves movies and pub quizzes.

Under old profile used to be more active in forum and even posted some erotica

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Short, squishy, and full of sin. A gentle Domme with switchy tendencies. Think Mary Berry meets Morticia Addams, if Morticia kept chickens, baked orgasmic lemon drizzle, and Mary could reduce a man to a trembling mess with one look.

Smut-devouring book dragon who reads erotica like it’s gospel. Opinions blunter than a hammer. A tongue that can seduce or slice, depending on your tone.

Approach with respect, cheese, and a willingness to beg nicely.

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford

SpeedyG.... i'm a bit like a caramel egg as i'm tough to crack but soft and gooey once you do, have a dry/witty sense of humour and may offend if you are sensitive 😂.

Ex boxer (I'm a lover not a fighter) who likes running, power/hill walking and stopping for a pint along the way.... also a lover of all things spice when it comes to food although some may say i'm hot enough 😉😂.

I may be speedy but i certainly know when to slow it down and get to know someone if they're worth it.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Former Man Whore now retired 🥪

On full pay?

Damn...was I meant to have been charging this whole time?.😂🥪

Yes! Silly billy man whore 🤣

Sorry "ex" man whore should i say forgive my rudeness 😎

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️State pension for me then....🥪"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

Mr Black

I'm the guy your mother warned you about. 😎😎😎😎😎

Excellent sense of humour. Great with the banter/flanter. Very much a cheeky chap who has been known to instigate alot of good/crazy times. Too nice for his own good sometimes but hey, rather this than the alternative. Heart of gold, amazing listener and the softest hands in the business bar none😎😎😎😎😎

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

Max - mixed race, green-eyed hurdler of cheese and occasional dabbler in nerdiness.

Meg - long of legs, short of fuse, who enjoys lethargy, stargazing and shouting ‘I’m not asleep!’ When caught snoring during Gogglebox.

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By *r.ZeusMan
3 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Think Zeus with a gym membership and a PhD. I’m a switch who can lift you, lecture you, tie you up, and feed you cheese, sometimes all in the same session. I game hard, play harder, and my aftercare usually involves cuddles and Mario Kart. My body’s been called divine, my mind filthy, and my fridge suspiciously full of Gouda.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Mrs Wolves here. Hubby is the strong, silent type.

Twisted sense of humour,thick skinned and love to take the piss. I'm new to the forums, so currently I'm still on good behaviour, trying to make a good impression

Love cooking, and feeding people. Also a master baker. Stick with me kids. I'll make you all fatter than me.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Mr Black

I'm the guy your mother warned you about. 😎😎😎😎😎

You forgot 'modest' 😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Think Zeus with a gym membership and a PhD. I’m a switch who can lift you, lecture you, tie you up, and feed you cheese, sometimes all in the same session. I game hard, play harder, and my aftercare usually involves cuddles and Mario Kart. My body’s been called divine, my mind filthy, and my fridge suspiciously full of Gouda."

Sold 👋

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By *rostgiantMan
3 weeks ago

Wilts

My name is Nobody

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"My name is Nobody"

Hi nobody thanks for stopping by

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By *he GnashingMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Silly little man with a silly little mustache.

Enjoyer of wanky coffee, going to gigs of bands with shouty people in them and cats. Everyone send me cat pictures (this is not a euphemism).

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By *randMrsNorthernBeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Carlisle

Bookish, well traveled, creative… I was on the Sewing Bee, enjoys the finer things in life, sarcastic, tattoo loving, sport playing, hill walking, over indulging, empathetic, pleaser, defined by my dadness, sceptical, spontaneous, occasionally brash, oversharing, spec wearing, beard celebrating, proudly perving… ADHD and it shows based on that list 😂

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By *oungishBuck1994Man
3 weeks ago

Wantage

"I’m Spartacus "

No I'm Spartacus

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London

McLovin,

Now in West London, cheese guzzling lover of food and women. If only I could stuff a woman with cheese, maybe that'd be the day my ship came in? 🤔

Love dancing Salsa and banter in equal measure.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I’m Emmaleia, I’m a massive nerd in real life, but I’ll come across as standoffish. I like big hairy men, but never the sort that contact me on here #LeSigh

I post crap answers only on the forums & I love pedicures

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"Bookish, well traveled, creative… I was on the Sewing Bee, enjoys the finer things in life, sarcastic, tattoo loving, sport playing, hill walking, over indulging, empathetic, pleaser, defined by my dadness, sceptical, spontaneous, occasionally brash, oversharing, spec wearing, beard celebrating, proudly perving… ADHD and it shows based on that list 😂"

Ooo I love the sewing bee and now I'm intrigued as to which series

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

I'm Bella - had to delete my actual name 😬🤦‍♀️

I'm a complete catfish, I like to flirt and wind people up. Although I can't meet for the next ten years - I'm busy.

I'm on more block lists than hotlists and I fancy more than a few on here

If you like endless chat that goes nowhere.. hmu 👑

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By *nspecifiedEntityMan
3 weeks ago

Hanwell, The Shades.

I'm S. I'm an optimistic realist.

Sometimes im good and sometimes im bad. I do smoke, I do drink and i do overthink.

I enjoy in no particular order... Music, playing guitar/bass, gigs, stand up, dark humour, sex, tatts, 420, hugs, kisses, randomness, nights in, sarcasm, films, toons, gaming, reading, holes.

I seem to talk to myself on the forums.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
3 weeks ago

Laleham

I'm Cara.

A technical artist ballboy who uses both side of his brain badly. A music lover who can't sing, dance or play an instrument. Hearts is in the right play and my cup is always 99% full.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

im dave real name is peter,, im 35 not 65 i dont know how this happend must get in touch with admin

,,, i like to keep myself fit yes im naughty always have been,, but always a gent

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

Arthur, King Of All The Britons.

Short, chubby, old.

Likes banter as long as it's actually funny and doesn't belittle.

Hates cats. And spiders.

Desparate.

Was once on Tomorrow's World.

Getting nowhere on Destiny 2.

Likes music.

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By *eddy004Man
3 weeks ago

Toy Town

I'm tall, dark hair (and thinking

on top) and clinging on to being athletic.

Love a good chat and flirt. Love to be creative with photography, paint and trying out aluminium art ideas.

Have a professional full time role, hated by many but when your company vehicle is an Kawasaki H2, it's hard to not love my job. Part time I teach people to swim (mostly adults) and train new and existing lifeguards.

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By *rostgiantMan
3 weeks ago

Wilts

"My name is Nobody

Hi nobody thanks for stopping by

I've been told by a trusted source that this is a better thing to post

Frost Giant. Nearly seven feet of Nordic myth and nerdy charm. A towering presence who’s just as happy taking control as he is giving it up for the right hands.

Gentle when you need grounding. Firm when you need it. Part man, part mountain, full-time geek. Bring snacks and a safeword.

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By *ndymac888Man
3 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I like sitting in the dark alone brooding with menace, I collect locks of hair (77 now), I work out my forearms and fingers daily.

Dogs and cats are openly hostile to me, fish remain indifferent. I like visiting hospitals as they have the best food and offer a sense of cheer I rarely feel since I left grandmothers farm.

I have a small kink for woman lying very, very still and being very, very quiet. NO SHORT HAIRED WHORES.

Will no longer accommodate as the shrine offends.

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Hi I’m minxy, love a chat, like laugh, odd sense of humour, plump and unfiltered, I saw that written somewhere and I took it!!!

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By *eardedguy83Man
3 weeks ago

Worcestershire

"Slim, sporty, cake eating guy. With a love of books, music, foreign language TV….and I love cats x"

Forgot the number 1 important bit🤦🏻‍♂️… kissing….no passion without. 😘

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Thanks for posting. Great read

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
3 weeks ago

Thirsk

Theo here, aquired taste, modern day Simon Quinlank, I could list the interests but this is meant to be short and sweet. 6"3, pagan, keeper of snakes, I have 3 which equate to about 15ft, they aren't scary and they love boops.

Autistic as all hell but vaguely tolerable if you don't let me talk too much. Dark sense of humour, I walk like Charlie Chaplin when I'm happy and I build fairy houses. Interested? Bring your weak lemon drink, I've got an idea. 😉

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By *hristianGray2005Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

I’m Ron Burgundy?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm Davina. Hear me hiss, dahlink. I have a male name, and I'm not telling you what it is. I'm a Sad Old Goth immigrant from South Africa. Widowed too soon, and hiding my unending feeling of loss behind my female persona as a coping mechanism.

I have an alleged sense of humour, which I find difficult to turn off.

I like sci-fi and fantasy, and I'm a lifelong JRR Tolkien nerd. My music tastes run to the dark, ambient and classical, as do my clothing choices.

I may have watched Buffy and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a few times more than is strictly speaking healthy.

🧛🏻‍♀️🌈💕

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By *oreddad2023Man
3 weeks ago

Accrington

Jackie chan

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"I'm Davina. Hear me hiss, dahlink. I have a male name, and I'm not telling you what it is. I'm a Sad Old Goth immigrant from South Africa. Widowed too soon, and hiding my unending feeling of loss behind my female persona as a coping mechanism.

I have an alleged sense of humour, which I find difficult to turn off.

I like sci-fi and fantasy, and I'm a lifelong JRR Tolkien nerd. My music tastes run to the dark, ambient and classical, as do my clothing choices.

I may have watched Buffy and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a few times more than is strictly speaking healthy.

🧛🏻‍♀️🌈💕"

You can never watch the rocky horror picture show more than you should ... dont dream it ... be it 😘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have an alleged sense of humour, which I find difficult to turn off.

I like sci-fi and fantasy, and I'm a lifelong JRR Tolkien nerd. My music tastes run to the dark, ambient and classical, as do my clothing choices.

I may have watched Buffy and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a few times more than is strictly speaking healthy.

🧛🏻‍♀️🌈💕

You can never watch the rocky horror picture show more than you should ... dont dream it ... be it 😘"

I've always tried to internalise that... 🤗

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By *tacie-JaneTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Stacie-Jane…Redheaded record collector…enjoying urban exploring more and more and of course…I’m an experienced dance bore…all insomnia cured!

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By *rtwisted98Man
3 weeks ago

Market harborough

I am a child guy. Wanting to enjoy the company of others and want love myself more and show my body off. Even if I don't like my body. Sure someone will

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"I'm Bella - had to delete my actual name 😬🤦‍♀️

I'm a complete catfish, I like to flirt and wind people up. Although I can't meet for the next ten years - I'm busy.

I'm on more block lists than hotlists and I fancy more than a few on here

If you like endless chat that goes nowhere.. hmu 👑"

I’ll hit you up when I get round to it - I’m also just as busy as you. 👍🏻

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By *ABflirtyWoman
3 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

Iam me.

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By *arkus1812Man
3 weeks ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

Cake making, Safe, Single and Solvent old guy.

Currently in Lifes Departure lounge

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

Nearly 15 years on fab and every year has been a blast. Set out to become Messelina and ended up going steady with two long term friends with benefits who ticked all my boxes, always on the lookout for that illusive suitable accommodating third though as I have every second Friday free, currently. Mx

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

Thechonkyduo:

Fat croc wearing working class council scum.

Fond of hot tubs, bi threesomes with chubby men and all together too much cake.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Mr.

Doesn't do the forum stuff. Might fab a few pics.

Mrs.

Lurks in some threads, posts in others. Friendly, always willing to be an ear for anyone in need.

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

This thread

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 09:44:24]

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Mr.

Doesn't do the forum stuff. Might fab a few pics.

Mrs.

Lurks in some threads, posts in others. Friendly, always willing to be an ear for anyone in need.

We like the friendly people on here. Thanks.

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By *62GeneralMan
3 weeks ago

Loughton

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus "

No I’m Spartacus

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By *orkmanlookingMan
3 weeks ago

York

44 year old Welsh man in Yorkshire who loves his life but needs more excitement. Rugby Player who likes quality in all aspects of my life

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
3 weeks ago

Thirsk

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

No I’m Spartacus"

No I'm Spartacus

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

No I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus"

You are all getting crucified.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

No I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

You are all getting crucified."

I’m Batman

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

No I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

You are all getting crucified.

I’m Batman "

I'm tired

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By *nJayBeeMan
3 weeks ago

Pershore

I'm a former Blockbuster employee who still hasn't got over that loss.

Kind and kinky, I'll slap your ass raw if you want me too but I'll also be there to rub in the lotion and make you dinner after.

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By *i versMan
3 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

I'm the lotion in the basket

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Chunky by name, chunky by nature.

Big and bubbly.

I like to have a few laughs and if possible, laugh your knickers off.

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By *rikTheVikingMan
3 weeks ago

Swansea

I'm working and horny and the boss has left me in charge and I'm on my own here...

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By *mizhereMan
3 weeks ago

Thame area

Just a man who loves a bit of adult company and fun along the way

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Carry on

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By *napppaMan
3 weeks ago

London

"Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Thanks MB, I've got that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now

'I just know that something gooooood is going to happen......'

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By *YDB75Man
3 weeks ago

Beverley

Nothing special and not very confident in myself but i do make a good friend and a good ear apparently but that can also be my downfall.

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By *imale46ukMan
3 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

Hello all my name is James and very kinky and dirty

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

A royal pain in the arse 😎

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I’m Spartacus "

No I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
3 weeks ago

London

Mature, warm and educated foreigner liberating her mind from a conservative education. Learning about herself slowly because she is enjoying the finding and the searching equally. Despite the fact she heard the word « Swinger » for the first time just two years ago, look how far has she come

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A loner who is at her happiest when walking her dogs. A caring person who will always look out for those in need of help.

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By *-Dub54Man
3 weeks ago

Great Barr

JW here, mechanical engineer, enjoy DIY and helping out others. Not religious but respect the belief of others. Like to watch documentaries and action movies. Like reading the stories on the forum and occasionally will start a thread.

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By *tephanjMan
3 weeks ago

Kettering

I'm superman... When he got old

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
3 weeks ago

Reading

One of life's optimists, trying to find the good in every situation and person, even the arseholes. Discovered that what I thought was good sex really wasn't and so exploring and finding out what I actually like.

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By *aughty40sRugbyCouple
3 weeks ago

Rugby

Two cuddly geeks who are looking to find people to connect with and explore.

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Thanks MB, I've got that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now

Likewise

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife"

I'm a sweet transvestite.

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
3 weeks ago

London

I have an alleged sense of humour, which I find difficult to turn off.

I like sci-fi and fantasy, and I'm a lifelong JRR Tolkien nerd. My music tastes run to the dark, ambient and classical, as do my clothing choices.

I may have watched Buffy and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a few times more than is strictly speaking healthy.

🧛🏻‍♀️🌈💕"

Adorable, moving and clever description. I loved it.

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By *weetCruellaWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere sweet and sour

I'm Cruella... love all things black and white with a dash of rainbow inbetween. Lemon drizzle cake, ginger cake and a lover of flapjack.

I use my energy to match yours, and always carry a paddle

A lover not a fighter but if bridges get burned I'm not going back.

Oh and don't disturb me at Xmas this year as I'll be blabbing at stranger things finale.

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan
3 weeks ago

bristol

Im just lost looking for direction ... fun to be around tho

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