FabSwingers.com forum: What's the sexiest thing you've done today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just put the bins out...with my top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumped up my pecs...there was much sweating and growling.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yoga - with my lovely big busty women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna shave my legs in a mo

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

planning my outfit for uniform party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratched my balls when i woke ip this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got trapped in a corset for 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my jammies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought a little leopard print mini skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucked my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trimmed my man-bush and made the mistake of having a wank after chopping chillies.... ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let a bloke in a car out in traffic on my way home from work...he was hot and gave me a lovely smile

I followed him for some time (not stalking, in traffic you understand)until we pulled up side by side at traffic lights, when I looked over at him and licked my lips then put my finger in my mouth. The lights turned green and I left him sitting there gaping and holding up the traffic behind him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"trimmed my man-bush and made the mistake of having a wank after chopping chillies.... ouch! "

Didn't you have any milky-type substance to neutralise the chilli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a semi at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"trimmed my man-bush and made the mistake of having a wank after chopping chillies.... ouch! "

Another mistake you can make is going for a run with a freshly shaven scrotum. Sweat stings

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually pulled out a stubborn nostril hair with my bare hands.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Been to the dentist god she was hot and dental nurse aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow and I thought putting my jammies on was sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had fantasies about a rather lush physio as he fiddled with my .....

...... arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually pulled out a stubborn nostril hair with my bare hands.

Sterling effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...just de-fluffed my belly button.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Tried on a Pair of Tiny shorts that would probably only fit a teenager..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Put some make up on to go on cam (first time on cam EVER) but he never showed up, so got on my motorbike 5th gear down A38 (85mph) and winked at every car driver I went past in the rush hour traffic jam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I let a bloke in a car out in traffic on my way home from work...he was hot and gave me a lovely smile

No one will believe him when he tells his version of the story! Very sexy, definitely today's winner so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...just de-fluffed my belly button.

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...just de-fluffed my belly button.

Was it Blue ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...just de-fluffed my belly button.

Was it Blue ?

....always!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

Neither did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my suit on for work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my suit on for work lol "

You look good without it on

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

Neither did I

Well no! I might have had 3 hardons, one after the other, or just one that lasted all day, had you messaged me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

Neither did I

Well no! I might have had 3 hardons, one after the other, or just one that lasted all day, had you messaged me!

was it me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

Neither did I

Well no! I might have had 3 hardons, one after the other, or just one that lasted all day, had you messaged me!

Smoothie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoovered in some Skin-tight leggings and not much else, with the front door wide open thought someone might appreciate the view of me bent over.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I bet you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I was working on telepathy today I think

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hoovered in some Skin-tight leggings and not much else, with the front door wide open thought someone might appreciate the view of me bent over.

MissD

Ooh!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I was working on telepathy today I think

I'm working on being psychic so I knew you were going to say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoovered in some Skin-tight leggings and not much else, with the front door wide open thought someone might appreciate the view of me bent over.

MissD

Ooh!

Hehe i shall have to advertise it on here next time. My housemates will wonder why there is a crowd of men loitering outside the front door or maybe just one ehhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I was working on telepathy today I think

I'm working on being psychic so I knew you were going to say that.

so its working then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hoovered in some Skin-tight leggings and not much else, with the front door wide open thought someone might appreciate the view of me bent over.

MissD

Ooh!

Hehe i shall have to advertise it on here next time. My housemates will wonder why there is a crowd of men loitering outside the front door or maybe just one ehhh

Try wearing just stockings and put a lot of effort into hoovering, really rub back and forth hard. Cleaning up is good fun.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I was working on telepathy today I think

I'm working on being psychic so I knew you were going to say that.

so its working then

*looks down* yeah, it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/05/13 21:29:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaved my knob hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie! You mean you don't know f you did or didn't?!

Minnie: I love multi-berry smoothies

I was working on telepathy today I think

I'm working on being psychic so I knew you were going to say that.

so its working then

*looks down* yeah, it is

oh it was me then !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my suit on for work lol

You look good without it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shaved my knob hair"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

belched on webcam haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoovered in some Skin-tight leggings and not much else, with the front door wide open thought someone might appreciate the view of me bent over.

MissD

Ooh!

Hehe i shall have to advertise it on here next time. My housemates will wonder why there is a crowd of men loitering outside the front door or maybe just one ehhh

Try wearing just stockings and put a lot of effort into hoovering, really rub back and forth hard. Cleaning up is good fun. "

Hahaha i will slip on my rubber gloves and really give that floor a scrub just hope my knees dont get to sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a hardon after receiving a message off a lovely lady

I didn't message you today

Neither did I

Well no! I might have had 3 hardons, one after the other, or just one that lasted all day, had you messaged me!

I got wet after messages from a right kinky bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"belched on webcam haha

SHEXY lady lol let me know when your next on cam

MissD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent most of the day flirting with a very cute lady at work

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm now naked and about to jump in the bath, this now superscedes me putting the bins out with my top off

Ladies"

Wtf! You cannot do that!! I need notice of you jumping in the bath!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried on a Pair of Tiny shorts that would probably only fit a teenager..

I need some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of very sexy days flirting with a certain someone who shall remain nameless. Needless to say, our meeting will be electric to say the least.

Today though. I've fixed my sisters car and visited my brother...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new Bad Boy Boxers turned up today..just put them on and looked in the mirror.

And guess what?..I don't like em.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I scratched my arse does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples went hard when I opened my door

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door "

need proof.. post code to my inbox plzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

need proof.. post code to my inbox plzzzzz

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a really nice hour or so deciding what to wear for Libs on Friday, which clubbing dress, which stockings, which basque or chemise and which shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door "

Tell me more Floro....

Ore is madam an expert in the monumental prick-tease?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

Tell me more Floro....

Ore is madam an expert in the monumental prick-tease?

Who is a monumental prick tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went lingerie shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ore = or..auto-correct of the Samsung Galxy pure shitness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing round my room in my bra n panties to some pure 90's cheesy tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Ore = or..auto-correct of the Samsung Galxy pure shitness."

Ohhh ok

Im not a monumental prick tease

Or am I .. sheesh I don't know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

need proof.. post code to my inbox plzzzzz

Pervert

why thank you young lady you say the sweetest things.........post code NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is a monumental prick tease

You opened the door and your nipples went hard...

What is the rest of the Story? muahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is a monumental prick tease

You opened the door and your nipples went hard...

What is the rest of the Story? muahaha...

Its bloody cold outside ...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"*Ore = or..auto-correct of the Samsung Galxy pure shitness.

Ohhh ok

Im not a monumental prick tease

Or am I .. sheesh I don't know

Pussy tease Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaked a guy into the storeroom on the shop floor for a lush snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bloody cold outside ... "

Oh is that it??

I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I will NEVER EVER get back!!

Your a cold lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Ore = or..auto-correct of the Samsung Galxy pure shitness.

Ohhh ok

Im not a monumental prick tease

Or am I .. sheesh I don't know

Pussy tease Madame

moi ?? non non non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bloody cold outside ...

Oh is that it??

I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I will NEVER EVER get back!!

Your a cold lady

I was a cold lady .. my nipples went hard !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door "

I want proof too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too"

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surprised someone with some interesting texts today

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too"

great minds eh lol

oi how come you never called her a perv..........cos I recon she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Yeah give me time im not dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

great minds eh lol

oi how come you never called her a perv..........cos I recon she is

I would never call a lady a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Yeah give me time im not dressed

Hahahahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"surprised someone with some interesting texts today

xx"

you got my number wrong just checked an nothing........here it is again 0898

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Yeah give me time im not dressed

told ya pervy pervy perv perv

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Yeah give me time im not dressed

told ya pervy pervy perv perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surprised someone with some interesting texts today

you got my number wrong just checked an nothing........here it is again 0898 "

oh bugger wondered why you wasn't answering lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

great minds eh lol

oi how come you never called her a perv..........cos I recon she is

I admit to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples went hard when I opened my door

I want proof too

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Yeah give me time im not dressed

told ya pervy pervy perv perv"

That is subjective.. Id call it alluring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"surprised someone with some interesting texts today

you got my number wrong just checked an nothing........here it is again 0898

oh bugger wondered why you wasn't answering lol x"

got it an I must say there disgusting frankly I shocked you look such a sweet little thing

be right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

No one hits on me !!!! My mailbox is always empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lovely wank recalling my meet on Mon.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

No one hits on me !!!! My mailbox is always empty "

welcome to my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

Im not hitting on her im flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of very sexy days flirting with a certain someone who shall remain nameless. Needless to say, our meeting will be electric to say the least.

Today though. I've fixed my sisters car and visited my brother..."

Oh sounds exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

Im not hitting on her im flirting

I love the flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

Im not hitting on her im flirting

I love the flirting"

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't hard now .... Ill open the door again shall I

Great idea

If it means your nipples go bulletly hard ill drive from southampton and stand on your doorstop and throw snowballs at them to make them bloody freezing.

I so would you know

P.s going by this thread floro is the most hit on person right now

Im not hitting on her im flirting

I love the flirting

Really

Hahaha yes I know I hide this well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have called myself a monumental prick tease..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooo, our meet and pics are certainly the horneist thing we've done today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have called myself a monumental prick tease..

Only semantically.

Ben takes full responsibilty for floros renaming convention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have called myself a monumental prick tease..

Only semantically.

Ben takes full responsibilty for floros renaming convention.

I should think so too ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should think so too ...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have called myself a monumental prick tease..

Only semantically.

Ben takes full responsibilty for floros renaming convention.

I should think so too ...."

I would say you can tease mine anytime but i don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you can tease mine anytime but i don't have one"

In 72 hours thats highly likely.

The semantic term would be pussy tease but fanny-tease sounds better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In bed wathcing Child's Play 3 on ITV4...naked

Ladies

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Straightened my seamed stockings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straightened my seamed stockings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a very sexy day all round, both of us had the day off....... started with intense BDSM and ended with an amazing anal session trying out some new positions. A great Wednesday

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