FabSwingers.com forum: What do women want?

By *rew2475 OP Man
4 weeks ago

cleckheaton

So would you girls like a nice polite approach or a naughty approach.

Give the guys a hand lol

I’d love to hear

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

They want me, sorry buddy.

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By *arvey67Man
4 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

I have lemon drizzle pretty one!

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Communication, consistency and cock.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

This woman likes to be called a woman.

Apart from that they want you to be yourself, not what you think they might want.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face, a bit of personality. That comes with a ball gag so they can't ruin it 🤷‍♀️

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By *ittyloveWoman
4 weeks ago

Kingston

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

This is literally my dream haha

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Nice and polite wins everytime, I always reply to a decent/well thought out message.

Anything crude or graphic is an immediate delete in a first message, they don't know me or what I'd like etc.

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By *ischievousImpMan
4 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty

I have lemon drizzle pretty one!"

You might want to see a doctor about that!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I don't want to be referred to as a girl and I find graphic messages offputting

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By *layfull pairingCouple
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Nobody knows... and if we did, they would change their minds

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Most don't even know...

That's right come at me ladies 🤣

(Jokes I'm scared now)

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
4 weeks ago

All over the place

"A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face, a bit of personality. That comes with a ball gag so they can't ruin it 🤷‍♀️"

Haha

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
4 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Communication, consistency and cock."

Specifically in that order?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

I like polite, but quietly dominant. You don't have to be obnoxious to fully control someone.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Women want to be treated as entire autonomous humans, with the ability to make their own choices and to have their own preferences 💜

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

Respect and honesty

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

"Women want to be treated as entire autonomous humans, with the ability to make their own choices and to have their own preferences 💜"

This!!

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A massage, a big bowl of tiramisu, one of those multiple jet showers and someone to stroke my back as I fall asleep

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It seems they want to have their cake and eat it, literally

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
4 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Polite for me & not something that just makes me feel like a hole to F**k

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

"Most don't even know...

That's right come at me ladies 🤣

(Jokes I'm scared now)"

I can and will hunt you down

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By *ustice 500Man
4 weeks ago

huddersfield

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

That’s an immense answer

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

"A massage, a big bowl of tiramisu, one of those multiple jet showers and someone to stroke my back as I fall asleep

Does said person need to be a man? 🤔🤣

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

Where did I sign up?

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By *obby3264Man
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

"A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face, a bit of personality. That comes with a ball gag so they can't ruin it 🤷‍♀️"

Haha

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"It seems they want to have their cake and eat it, literally

Having cake and not eating it is silly and wasteful 💜

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By *arry-777Man
4 weeks ago

Stevenage

pat on the head and a slap on the arse

never fails

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By *obby3264Man
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

Do I need to bring cake now? How about a fruity one??.

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

I just asked ChatGPT this question...it said "error 404". That's what women want ...they want an error 404 👍

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

What I don't like about questions like that, is the presumption that women are like monolithic entities.

As a brown person, I experience similar.

All humans are different, regardless of skin colour or genitals, there is no absolute answer to the question.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

Snacks…..the answer is always snacks xx

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By *inger_SnapWoman
4 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd like them to read my profile, then a polite approach.

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By *sTiqueWoman
4 weeks ago

Ilkley

"I'd like them to read my profile, then a polite approach."

Yeah it doesn’t seem much to ask for but you are right, in terms of a first approach on here.

Moving forward, I’m very much with the feed me cake and stroke my back replies…

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

"A massage, a big bowl of tiramisu, one of those multiple jet showers and someone to stroke my back as I fall asleep

On board with this but would change the tiramisu for cheesecake 🍭

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

I like mine to come with a multipack of galaxy ripples that they can double dip in my mouth repeatedly thank you please

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Only polite. Anything else will get the sender blocked.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Urgh, a "naughty" approach from someone who hasn't spoken a word to me or seen my face just screams I'll fuck anything and is usually cringy with a lot of "I'm going to" without even knowing what you like 🤢

Mrs

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By *inx000Couple
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

Exactly this ^ 😅👌

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By *ingleSTRAIGHTwhitemaleMan
4 weeks ago

Barnsley

I'd like to know too and not being spoken to because of no verifications. As a man new on this site it's like platting fog. I've had one woman reply and her answer was just "hell yes" then never answered again.

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By *sTiqueWoman
4 weeks ago

Ilkley

"I'd like to know too and not being spoken to because of no verifications. As a man new on this site it's like platting fog. I've had one woman reply and her answer was just "hell yes" then never answered again."

Look at their profile, pick something out from it, listen if they say 'one liners won't work' and send it off on a wing and a prayer - some women do get so many that they delete automatically; mine is to delete anyone with a dick pic almost without reading the message, also its tedious to be asked an open 'how's Fab for you?' kinda question.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

An end to posts trying to pigeon hole them all into a certain range of likes and dislikes

Maybe being treated as individuals and being approached in a way that indicates that you’ve read their profile and taken a genuine interest in what it has to say?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Despite what they say guys it's obviously -

To be spammed with unsolicited dick picks

Then abused when they don't reply

Duuuh everyone knows that

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By *rew2475 OP Man
4 weeks ago

cleckheaton

Well I wasn’t expecting such a big reaction,polite is always the way to go

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By *inky PerkyCouple
4 weeks ago

Kingston

I resist a good, old fashioned, low effort "hey".

(Said no woman ever)

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Pester me to meet for weeks and then ghost me the day before 😍

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

"I resist a good, old fashioned, low effort "hey".

(Said no woman ever)"

What about Oi! I find that has me all excited to engage in conversation

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By *rew2475 OP Man
4 weeks ago

cleckheaton

"Pester me to meet for weeks and then ghost me the day before 😍"

Hey it’s a rags to riches story

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By *ndymac888Man
4 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Don’t overthink think this mate.

They are all different and here for their own reasons, there isn’t a unique mystery to Fab.

The nicest guys on Fab don’t get there messages replied to any more than the biggest dick heads.

Just be yourself, your not trying to impress all woman that’s impossible, your trying to connect with the ones you match with.

Good pics and a good bio and let the chips fall where they may. Woman aren’t any better at composing good opening messages than men, worse even as they don’t get the practice.

The don’t be a dick rule applies to everyone equally it’s not just men that break it.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"I resist a good, old fashioned, low effort "hey".

(Said no woman ever)

What about Oi! I find that has me all excited to engage in conversation "

Oi oi me love!

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By *zami89Man
4 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

12 inches with a rubber on the end

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By *carlettsWoman
4 weeks ago

Harpenden

Ask Mel Gibson he knows

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By *ralist 1960Man
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"Communication, consistency and cock."

The 3C's of good quality passionate sex. 😜😜💯

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By *ralist 1960Man
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face, a bit of personality. That comes with a ball gag so they can't ruin it 🤷‍♀️"

🤣🤣🤣😝

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By *zami89Man
4 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Wet bedsheets

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"Ask Mel Gibson he knows

The who screamed n*gger on a voicemail, well I never, I thought he was only good for Jesus stuff

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By *oney HoneyWoman
4 weeks ago

York

"Do I need to bring cake now? How about a fruity one??."

As long as it’s not a spotted dick

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"A massage, a big bowl of tiramisu, one of those multiple jet showers and someone to stroke my back as I fall asleep

Ooh, tiramisu 🤓

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By *obby3264Man
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

"Do I need to bring cake now? How about a fruity one??.

As long as it’s not a spotted dick "

Certainly not spotty. Haha

A light Xmas cake style with no icing but a little marzipan for sweetness. My mams recipe.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

As a woman, not a girl OP, I want a decent conversation - not about a dick, some flirty banter, and more than anything I want them to be on the same wavelength as me. Oh. And no drama. At all 😘

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By *ortySwitchMan
4 weeks ago

london

They want the moon in a stick… and for that stick to vibrate!

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

"A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face, a bit of personality. That comes with a ball gag so they can't ruin it 🤷‍♀️"

Damnit I missed out the ball gag!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

"As a woman, not a girl OP, I want a decent conversation - not about a dick, some flirty banter, and more than anything I want them to be on the same wavelength as me. Oh. And no drama. At all 😘"

How about a nice cuppa and a slice of cake while I massage your neck, shoulders and feet?

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By *ABflirtyWoman
4 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

"Communication, consistency and cock."
lol spot on ... x

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

OLDHAM

Personally, polite and humorous for me, when I want forceful and aggressive I'll tell you and that's usually after I few meets

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

A fail proof tactic is to discretely find out what she’s interested in and use that to make your move haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

I just want a hot man to service my body now and then.

Throw in some chips and I'm his.

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By *quirrel!Man
4 weeks ago

"Honestly I just want someone to feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty "

That depends on what type of cake!

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By *uperchargedMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"A massage, a big bowl of tiramisu, one of those multiple jet showers and someone to stroke my back as I fall asleep

On board with this but would change the tiramisu for cheesecake 🍭"

A cake made wi' cheese? Are you crackers woman???

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By *oreddad2023Man
4 weeks ago

Accrington

"Only polite. Anything else will get the sender blocked."

Love a ripple. Flakes can get in the bin

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman
4 weeks ago

Yarm

Respect, equal pay, to be able to go on a first date without having to share their location to their friends.

Eye contact.

To not have to do a Clare's law check if you get into a serious relationship.

To be able to have lots of sex without being called a whore.

To be able to say no to sex without being called stuck up.

To be able to disagree with someone and not being questioned if they are on their period...

I could go on

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

"Respect, equal pay, to be able to go on a first date without having to share their location to their friends.

Eye contact.

To not have to do a Clare's law check if you get into a serious relationship.

To be able to have lots of sex without being called a whore.

To be able to say no to sex without being called stuck up.

To be able to disagree with someone and not being questioned if they are on their period...

I could go on "

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By *udamet666Woman
4 weeks ago

Kilbirnie

"So would you girls like a nice polite approach or a naughty approach.

Give the guys a hand lol

I’d love to hear "

One thing I dearly love more than anything, is for single men to read my profile (the words) & do what it says. IF ONLY

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Figured it was cake and only cake

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By *lasgowPandaMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow Centre

"A pretty dick, attached to a pretty face..."

And that is why men get it wrong. We've debated it and assumed that no man can work it out even though we tell each other the actual answer.

Attach a cock directly to a face, you get fuck nose...

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Respectful, with a bit of cheekiness. If they're funny, they're winning!

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Respectful, with a bit of cheekiness. If they're funny, they're winning!"

What's my prize?

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By *inky PerkyCouple
4 weeks ago

Kingston

Women generally want to read something that piques their interest, something that maybe makes them smile. Having a good text game is very difficult for a lot of guys but in this case the pen is mightier than the pork sword.

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By *ntercouplemaCouple
4 weeks ago

Around and about

"Women generally want to read something that piques their interest, something that maybe makes them smile. Having a good text game is very difficult for a lot of guys but in this case the pen is mightier than the pork sword."

This ☝️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Respectful, with a bit of cheekiness. If they're funny, they're winning!

What's my prize?

Do you want a good prize or the booby prize?

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Women want that ChunkyGent bloke.

Some just don't realise it yet 😆 🤣 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Respectful, with a bit of cheekiness. If they're funny, they're winning!

What's my prize?

Do you want a good prize or the booby prize?

If it's covered in blue - I'll take either.

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Men will never understand women.

Women understand women, and they hate each other.

What luck is there for men

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Respect, equal pay, to be able to go on a first date without having to share their location to their friends.

Eye contact.

To not have to do a Clare's law check if you get into a serious relationship.

To be able to have lots of sex without being called a whore.

To be able to say no to sex without being called stuck up.

To be able to disagree with someone and not being questioned if they are on their period...

I could go on "

Great response 👍🏻

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