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By *earded Beast OP   Man
4 weeks ago

durham

what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

Erm ok. Nobody really comes out of that well.

I was with my adult daughter once and she introduced me to a male friend of hers. After creepily holding the handshake too long while looking into my eyes he asked if I was her sister . 🤷‍♀️. I deadpan replied "yes" then we all laughed politely and went our separate ways.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast


"what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him "

You and your mates sound really nice.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
4 weeks ago

Derby


"what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him "

Nothing wrong with that at all. If he didn’t invite the fingers through his hair and she wasn’t exactly a hottie, then why should he not!

The drink pouring should have got her on an assault charge!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex


"what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him

Nothing wrong with that at all. If he didn’t invite the fingers through his hair and she wasn’t exactly a hottie, then why should he not!

The drink pouring should have got her on an assault charge!"

I agree with that to an extent except the 'wasn't exactly a hottie', that implies that it's ok for good looking people to touch without asking.

Women shouldn't touch men without consent any more than men should.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast


"what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him

Nothing wrong with that at all. If he didn’t invite the fingers through his hair and she wasn’t exactly a hottie, then why should he not!

The drink pouring should have got her on an assault charge!"

Tge fucking entitlement. You just know you're the sort of people did that stupid pump a pig on nights out.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
4 weeks ago

Derby

Entitlement?

As has just been said, unsolicited touching is a no-no

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

Once trying to chat up a hot Scottish lass, I asked her to feel my shirt, she did. I then asked

"Do you know what material that is?"

She replied no

I said "I said thats boyfriend material!" I threw my head back and laughed out loud.

Then looked back at her. All that was missing from the silence was a tumble blowing in the wind

She's one I missed out on.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

60% of the time, mine work every time

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By *verageHoesCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds


"what is the worst you have had or have used???

For me my worst try was in my twenty's Sat at a bar with mates some woman walked over and ran her fingers through my mates hair and asked where he'd been all her life? could have cried when he replied don't think I was alive the first 50 of them love.. The bitch grabbed my drink and poured it over him "

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By *onnachakeaneMan
4 weeks ago

Dundrum

Don’t recall ever using them…….. although once many moons ago pre Smart phones a lady from a group of ladies approached me at the bar and said “ok when I come up to the bar the get my next drink I want you to hit me with a killer chat up line” flirting winked and walked back to her group…

I went blank… I had nothing… asked my mate… he had nothing… side eyed her back….. panicked, smiled my drink and left 🤣

Talk about missing an open goal….. should have asked the barman

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Don’t recall ever using them…….. although once many moons ago pre Smart phones a lady from a group of ladies approached me at the bar and said “ok when I come up to the bar the get my next drink I want you to hit me with a killer chat up line” flirting winked and walked back to her group…

I went blank… I had nothing… asked my mate… he had nothing… side eyed her back….. panicked, smiled my drink and left 🤣

Talk about missing an open goal….. should have asked the barman "

That is womanspeak for talk to me and give me your number.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

It wasn't so much what I said, it was who I said it to...

I was on a boat out Brixham way with my grown up daughter, when a tasty man got on with his mate. We shuffled up a bit to make space for one of them, the other jokingly sat on his mate's lap.

I made some feeble attempts to chat him up, including telling him his shirt was very nice. But I wasn't really getting anywhere, although he chatting back and asked if we were sisters.

He went inside to check on his mate who had gone in as he was a feeling sea sick and I remarked to my daughter that he was rather nice. She fell about laughing and said "Mother he's gay, he's with his boyfriend .. I felt such a plonker...xx

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
4 weeks ago

Ilford

No, but I've seen one work that had no place working.

"Hey love, are you looking for a Stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U".

The lady laughed and went to the bar with him.

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Not mine, but...

Do you fancy going halves amon a bastard?

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
4 weeks ago

Wokingham

I’m not a qualified dentist, but I’d love to give you a filling.

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