FabSwingers.com forum: YOU MOTHER FU**ERS❗

By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

Wow chill! Calm down 🙌...not trying to be offensive...I'm just saying some of you like MILFs (Mother I Like to Fu*k) ...so if you're having sex with milfs, you technically are a mother fu*ker ...technically 👀. Also is the term MILF offensive? 🤔...should we say "Yummy Mummy" instead? 🧐

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Personally, I probably despise being called a yummy mummy even more than I despise being called a milf 💜

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Yummy mummy 🤢 = me being so dry that jawas start scavenging in my vagina

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Call me by my name.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Altrincham

At my age I'm definitely a MILF and not a YM

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

They aren't milfs to me anymore. Now they are just attractive women my age that have kids.

Stiflers mum to Carol I see at the school gates.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum

"Yummy mummy 🤢 = me being so dry that jawas start scavenging in my vagina"

“Uncle Owen…. This vagina has a bad motivator, look.”

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"Yummy mummy 🤢 = me being so dry that jawas start scavenging in my vagina"

Dry like a desert rose

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

I prefer being called a woman. 🤷‍♀️

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

I don't find any of the terms used offensive as such. I just don't like them

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I prefer being called a SEXY woman. 🤷‍♀️"

Oh yes xx

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By *agic.M OP Man
3 weeks ago

Orpington

"I prefer being called a woman. 🤷‍♀️"

Life's unfair at times ...

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Yummy mummy 🤢 = me being so dry that jawas start scavenging in my vagina

“Uncle Owen…. This vagina has a bad motivator, look.”"

The force is strong in this one.

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Either doesn’t bother me

A rose by any other name is still a rose

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I prefer being called a woman. 🤷‍♀️

Life's unfair at times ..."

It is but I'm over it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Never liked either

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

When I get called a GILF when they find out I'm a grandmother makes me feel older than I am.

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By *r Man45Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Yeah im not into the label thing, id just say "someone id like to f#*k" if i was to say anything

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By *.J.Woman
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️"

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete. "

The best is always when they say, im on here looking for hot milfs as there opener .. ill say thats nice for you but im not one.. oh well i dont care your fit... thats funny it sounded like you cared a minute ago 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Ive been called "an ugly mother fucker" plenty of times on here.

Charming. 😆 🤣

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

The "I'm on here looking for hot Milf's" sounds both adolescent, not mention being cringey as fuck.

ICK!!

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?"

Oh absolutely 🤣🤣 ive been called worse 🤷‍♀️

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By *edonisthenryMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?"

Can women use the term FILF about a dad they fancy?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?

Can women use the term FILF about a dad they fancy? "

DILF is the normal term, but I'm not a Dad.

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?

Oh absolutely 🤣🤣 ive been called worse 🤷‍♀️"

Awwwww. Need a hug?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️

I’m the same and it pisses me off so it’s an instant delete.

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?

Oh absolutely 🤣🤣 ive been called worse 🤷‍♀️

Awwwww. Need a hug?

Im ok actually you hilf

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

So can I call you a LILF (Lady.....) or a WILF (Woman.....)?

Oh absolutely 🤣🤣 ive been called worse 🤷‍♀️

Awwwww. Need a hug?

Im ok actually you hilf "

Oh crikey, I'm scared to ask. Hilf?

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
3 weeks ago

Gloucester

"I always get messages saying your a hot milf i assume its because im 34 because i dont actually have kids it would always help to ask first i guess 🤷‍♀️"

I get these messages all the time and it annoys me as I’ve never managed to have children (i am infertile)

Why can’t I just a hot woman? Do we need to use labels?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Wow chill! Calm down 🙌...not trying to be offensive...I'm just saying some of you like MILFs (Mother I Like to Fu*k) ...so if you're having sex with milfs, you technically are a mother fu*ker ...technically 👀. Also is the term MILF offensive? 🤔...should we say "Yummy Mummy" instead? 🧐 "

As long as you don’t say either to me OP. Not being a mum and all 😳😳

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I don’t recall any guy calling C a MILF or YM at any point. She’s just a sexy woman, who enjoys being sexual with the right people.

We chat to people and ensure they are on our wavelength - if they started being all American Pie then I suspect the chats wouldn’t last long.

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

It's weird how some guys would describe a woman as a milf if they are over 30. I have never heard a woman describe an older man as a dilf. Even if they knew he has kids.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"It's weird how some guys would describe a woman as a milf if they are over 30. I have never heard a woman describe an older man as a dilf. Even if they knew he has kids."

I know like who agreed the age limit for this? I wanna know haha

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By *sTiqueWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilkley

"Yeah im not into the label thing, id just say "someone id like to f#*k" if i was to say anything

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By *rs Sarah VespertineCouple
3 weeks ago

Near By (Brighton next weekend)

I don’t mind the term or being called it but I could see how it would upset others.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I haven’t had kids but I’m the age to be a milf, so I don’t know what term is right and compromise by calling myself a cougar lol

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
3 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Yummy mummy is an instant dry up… milf isn’t much better

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I haven’t had kids but I’m the age to be a milf, so I don’t know what term is right and compromise by calling myself a cougar lol "

Same here 🤣🤣

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By *smith87Man
3 weeks ago

totton

"Yummy mummy 🤢 = me being so dry that jawas start scavenging in my vagina"
your fucking phenomenal

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Yummy mummy is an instant dry up… milf isn’t much better "

Hottie???

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By *ere4It3000Couple
3 weeks ago

Belgium

I’m okay with someone calling me a sexy or hot mama 😋

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I’m okay with someone calling me a sexy or hot mama 😋"

You're a hot sexy mama.

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby

"I’m okay with someone calling me a sexy or hot mama 😋"

U are a sexy mama

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

M8 The Chicks Don't Like It......

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman
3 weeks ago

Yarm

I really don't like the term Milf, or yummy mummy...

You can just call me sexy?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I never get why men need to think about a woman's children

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I really don't like the term Milf, or yummy mummy...

You can just call me sexy?"
. Can I pinch your bum at the same time?

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