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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

What does everyone think about phone sex?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Never tried it...no sure it would feel good up my pussy! What if it starts ringing and it all wet and sticky? Insurance does not cover that kind of 'accident'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just had some. Always enjoy it. Never a match for the real thing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dull if honest like webcamming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ive not yet tried it but i think im going to try give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never tried it...no sure it would feel good up my pussy! What if it starts ringing and it all wet and sticky? Insurance does not cover that kind of 'accident' "

Think You need to invest in the new Sony phone if you ever decide to test the waters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if im gonna get all hot and excited, id prefer him to be in the same room

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Have tried it, wasnt convinced and it certainly isnt any kind of substitute for the real thing. Skin on skin for me any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!"

Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!"
thats true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!

Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing "

Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!

Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing

Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing! "

Yes agreed but why would someone do it in first place if they didn't want to?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I have tried it once, this is how it went:

Hellos sexy!

Hi there handsome

Wanna f**k?

Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!

I said Wanna f**k?

Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?

*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?

I am sure you can guess what happened next....

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!"

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have tried it once, this is how it went:

Hellos sexy!

Hi there handsome

Wanna f**k?

Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!

I said Wanna f**k?

Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?

*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?

I am sure you can guess what happened next....

"

Try it with me?

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Have done this with oh and can be really sexy.......not sure about with s stranger though think you need chemistry with someone for it to work .........

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?"

Handsfree !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?"

Bluetooth Headset

Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I have tried it once, this is how it went:

Hellos sexy!

Hi there handsome

Wanna f**k?

Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!

I said Wanna f**k?

Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?

*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?

I am sure you can guess what happened next....

Try it with me?"

1 week on site and already a Badboy post!! You'll go far young man but I have to decline the offer, it really does nothing for me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Not for me, prefer the real thing....and also how do you know the other person isn't sat there watching the tv/ironing or basically just pretending!

Why would they? Think you're confusing it with the paid for premium rate stuff. Yes they are ironing etc as they don't want to do it. Not for everyone but how boring would it be if we all liked same thing

Because unless you are face to face regardless of a rate or not you can't see what they are doing! "

You can if your looking through their letterbox

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Boring! Does nothing for me.

- Amy. x

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have tried it once, this is how it went:

Hellos sexy!

Hi there handsome

Wanna f**k?

Sorry can you repeat I did not hear!

I said Wanna f**k?

Aww gawd, let me find a quiet place so I can hear you better....ok, what did you say?

*Shouts* I said Wanna f**k?

I am sure you can guess what happened next....

Try it with me?

1 week on site and already a Badboy post!! You'll go far young man but I have to decline the offer, it really does nothing for me "

Ive not tried it before, would have been my first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bit of imagination, it can be a pleasurable experience.

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"With a bit of imagination, it can be a pleasurable experience. "

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looking for someone to try it with me, for my first time

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?

Bluetooth Headset

Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like. "

I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?

Bluetooth Headset

Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like.

I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol.. "

Ball Game? How many balls are included in this activity in the car?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Does absolutely nothing for me to listen to a guy talk dirty on the phone, to be honest I always have to fight not to giggle!!

Waste of time - how is anyone supposed to juggle the phone under the chin while playing with a magic wand with all the oohs and aaahhhs in the right place, when really all you are bothered about is hanging up and redialling before your 1 hour is up so it goes on your free allowance evening call plan?

Bluetooth Headset

Hands are free to paddy cake on the flower for as much as you like.

I only do handsfree in the car and that is a completely different ball game lol..

Ball Game? How many balls are included in this activity in the car? "

If there were balls in the car it certainly wouldn't be phone sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried it once but hearing the time repeated over and over just did nothing for me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Tried it once but hearing the time repeated over and over just did nothing for me "

ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely frustrating and does nothing for me just as msn or cam,each to their own I suppose

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still looking to try it for first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does everyone think about phone sex? "

Pointless! Much prefer the real thing

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What does everyone think about phone sex?

Pointless! Much prefer the real thing "

Fair enough, its somethin ive not tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does everyone think about phone sex?

Pointless! Much prefer the real thing

Fair enough, its somethin ive not tried"

What! you've not tried the real thing??? Don't know what you're missing lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still looking to try it for first time"

Go for it. Only way you'll know is if you try it. Enjoy.

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What does everyone think about phone sex?

Pointless! Much prefer the real thing

Fair enough, its somethin ive not tried

What! you've not tried the real thing??? Don't know what you're missing lad! "

not tryed phone sex haha

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Still looking to try it for first time

Go for it. Only way you'll know is if you try it. Enjoy."

cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done it a few times. It's ok. While nothing beats the real thing I find cam or cyber more arrousing than phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does everyone think about phone sex? "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bores me to tears in all fairness

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's got to be as dull as watching Babe Station, or as frustrating as the Adult channel 2 minute preview - Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does everyone think about phone sex? "

This question always puzzles me

Phone Sex:

Well I've looked & I've looked many times at my iPhone.

Now I love my IPhone, but as for having sex with it, it ain't never gonna happen.

Don't actually see how you have phone sex, unless you just insert it somewhere & set it on vibrate

So I'll leave you all to enjoy your phone sex, I'll just stick to sex with Aliens

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Depends who it's with.

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By *cEvil and BlueangelCouple
over a year ago

Co Durham

Not my thing.

Its boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for us normally, but occasionally when we are forced to be in different places then some sexy texts to cause the others mind to be distracted can be fun. BUT we are a couple and know each others fantasies, wouldn't want to do it with a stranger.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Phone sex is for wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send my number out later

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

not for me

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll send my number out later "
message me

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hate it - just like cam 'sex'. Feels like pretendy sex to me. Flesh on flesh or nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind it at all. Can be quite fun as part of the build up to a meet or way to break the monotony of a boring day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind it at all. Can be quite fun as part of the build up to a meet or way to break the monotony of a boring day "

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still not tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it just the once. Was getting hit and steamy until her baby started crying in the background!!!

Have stuck to the real thing ever since

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Did it just the once. Was getting hit and steamy until her baby started crying in the background!!!

Have stuck to the real thing ever since "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it has its place and can certainly be great if you connect with that person and have met them e.g a partner away on business etc etc ..otherwise its boring and pointless

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think it has its place and can certainly be great if you connect with that person and have met them e.g a partner away on business etc etc ..otherwise its boring and pointless "

Fair enough, im looking to try it for first time, trying to find some one to do it with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate fone sex

if its that bad they should phone premium fone numbers but will cost £1.50 a min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To help get you to the correct department please select from the following options

press 1. for orgasmic sounding ladies

press 2. for dominatrix chat

press 3 for.......urghhh,too late

hangs up.

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

Just been readin the messages on here gotta say badboy I'm impressed with ya tactics how to get phone sex without even trying lol oh yeah I've never had a bj

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just been readin the messages on here gotta say badboy I'm impressed with ya tactics how to get phone sex without even trying lol oh yeah I've never had a bj "
haha

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

I just realised that's why the delete button comes in handy

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I just realised that's why the delete button comes in handy"
thats true xx

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS PHONE SEX? when phone vibrates in your pocket !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the right voice and a good imagination, it can be great fun.

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

I had phone sex once my ex wasn't.happy took her ages to get the cum off her ear

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By *adboy91 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *on YonsonMan
over a year ago

London

I tried it once but I dialled the wrong number and ended up with a 69 inch pizza. So not all bad really ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried phone sex (and cam with the same guy) for the first time last week. I have to say, it was great fun. Right guy, great imagination and the visuals we were sending each other heightened the fun!

Have to say thou, not something I would want to do with others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So have u got a gud voice for phone sex deffo got a gr8 body for sex

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