FabSwingers.com forum: Cruise etiquette

By *iddler83 OP Man
6 weeks ago

barnet

If you’re going on a vanilla cruise and you see pineapples / flamingos in the door how does one introduce themselves.

What is the etiquette or how do you fine said people aboard?

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By *entleman JayMan
6 weeks ago

Wakefield

I shared a taxi with a fellow cruise ship couple. Only when we ended the journey did my friend mentioned the lady had a pineapple tattoo.

Next day I made small talk with them by the pool. I asked her outright. She claimed to know nothing about it. Claiming “I just like fruit”. Funny that she also had a pineapple decorated makeup bag with her.

Yeah right. lol.

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By *iedCouple
5 weeks ago

Sheffield

Easy knock on the door point to fruit Then it might be "sorry wrong deck" or Jackpot. Nothing ventured nothing gained just don't leap in like a bull in a china shop

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Being a swinger doesn't mean they will want to shag you

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Being a swinger doesn't mean they will want to shag you"

It's no different to being on here. Or going to a club.

Just because someone is a swinger it doesn't mean they'll be the slightest bit interested in you. Even if they're advertising the fact it's not an open invitation.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North

"Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you."

Always handy to have a few cocktail sticks visible

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By * shrewsburyMan
5 weeks ago

shrewsbury

"Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you."

Had a couple approached with a flamingo shirt on and a girl in a lemon dress on my cruise🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you.

Always handy to have a few cocktail sticks visible "

No, if his cocktail stick is visible he'll probably be kicked of the cruise

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North

"Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you.

Always handy to have a few cocktail sticks visible

No, if his cocktail stick is visible he'll probably be kicked of the cruise

😂😂😂 man overboard

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

"Sit by the pool and juggle a couple of pineapples see if anyone approaches you.

Always handy to have a few cocktail sticks visible

No, if his cocktail stick is visible he'll probably be kicked of the cruise

😂😂😂 man overboard "

If he’s only got a cocktail stick I’ll hide the life buoys! 🍭

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Had a couple approached with a flamingo shirt on and a girl in a lemon dress on my cruise🤦🏻‍♂️"

What does a lemon dress represent ?

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
5 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

On a vanilla cruise?

You don't.

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By *ou only live onceMan
5 weeks ago

London

"I shared a taxi with a fellow cruise ship couple. Only when we ended the journey did my friend mentioned the lady had a pineapple tattoo.

Yeah right. lol. "

You asked a random couple if they were swingers after a bit of small talk at the pool?

No, nothing weird about that at all.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

Cruising down the street in my 64

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
5 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

"Cruising down the street in my 64 "

Jocking the freaks. Clocking the dough.

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By *sWyldWoman
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was on a cruise in Feb. My friend and I had inflatable flamingo drink holders and towel clips. I'm very glad no one thought it was an invitation!

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By *6108Man
5 weeks ago

Ashington

Don't go on a cruise, I've been watching that program cruise ship killers. You'll end up shark bait 🤣🤣

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