FabSwingers.com forum: Appreciation for Summer Spiders !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Up until a few weeks ago I had a pet spider I called Simon ..

Now I need him he's fucked off and I've been feasted on by Mozzies in 6 different areas last night..

Come back Simon we need Spiders the next few weeks ..

Don't kill em please 🕷

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I have far more spiders in this house than I ever did before. Found one in my hair. I dont kill them though

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By *lcherasDreamTimeCouple
6 weeks ago

Manchester

I found (or it found me) a tiny zebra jumping spider on the gate at work when I was locking up on Thursday 🦓🖤🕷️

Little cutie!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have far more spiders in this house than I ever did before. Found one in my hair. I dont kill them though"

💯

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I found (or it found me) a tiny zebra jumping spider on the gate at work when I was locking up on Thursday 🦓🖤🕷️

Little cutie! "

They really are little cuties

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

My house is a spider haven

i like watching the little critters

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"My house is a spider haven

i like watching the little critters

Can you send them my way please..

I wouldn't have been eaten alive last night ( not in a good way )

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Vick's vapour rub helps repel mosquitoes

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By *riel13Woman
6 weeks ago

Northampton

I love spiders!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I don't mind spiders, I definitely wouldn't kill one ( unless I accidentally hoover it up) ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I love spiders!

That actually doesn't surprise me one bit . I agree

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vick's vapour rub helps repel mosquitoes"

Cool cheers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't mind spiders, I definitely wouldn't kill one ( unless I accidentally hoover it up) .."

Same

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

No spider survives in our house. Splatted or up the vacuum lol

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By *luebell888Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Spiders are welcome in my house as long as they don't decide to join me in bed. September is the time of year when the big spiders appear; they are fascinating to watch.

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By *obilebottomMan
6 weeks ago

All over

Not many little spiders, just lots of daddy long legs

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

I’m out!!!😳

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

I had one on me that was the size of a small dog. I screamed and brushed him off but didn't kill him.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Mixed opinions

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I watched a fascinating programme about venomous animals earlier.. unsurprisingly there were snakes and spiders on there 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I'm a total arachnophobe 🥺 but my garden is absolutely FULL of cellar spiders as I live next to a park and they make their way into the house at times. When I googled them it said they are really useful for controlling other creepy crawlies in the house and other less friendly spiders, and they pretty much leave people alone so you should leave them to it. So I'm trying not to kill them or freak out when I see them. But I wish they weren't so creepy 😩 especially these with their giant spindly legs.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I watched a fascinating programme about venomous animals earlier.. unsurprisingly there were snakes and spiders on there 🤣"

And my exes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a total arachnophobe 🥺 but my garden is absolutely FULL of cellar spiders as I live next to a park and they make their way into the house at times. When I googled them it said they are really useful for controlling other creepy crawlies in the house and other less friendly spiders, and they pretty much leave people alone so you should leave them to it. So I'm trying not to kill them or freak out when I see them. But I wish they weren't so creepy 😩 especially these with their giant spindly legs. "

Cool no British Spiders can do any real harm to us ..

At least we dont live in the Amazon

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By *rPunxMan
6 weeks ago

Hull

Spiders are awesome. Great fun watching them. You should look up the scientific tests they did with Web patterns and certain recreational pharmaceuticals

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Cool no British Spiders can do any real harm to us ..

At least we dont live in the Amazon

Or Australia 🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Cool no British Spiders can do any real harm to us ..

At least we dont live in the Amazon

Or Australia 🤣🤣"

Apparently although the Aussie arachnid are massive they are largely harmless..

Apart from the Sydney Funnel Web obvs 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Spiders are awesome. Great fun watching them. You should look up the scientific tests they did with Web patterns and certain recreational pharmaceuticals "

Seen that haha .. Not sure it was a real experiment though

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

Not had many this year but last year I had one in my dressing gown. I got to the kitchen thinking something’s up before the fuck raised it's head. I got naked so quick it astonished even me - so did the high pitched ohhh that came with it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not had many this year but last year I had one in my dressing gown. I got to the kitchen thinking something’s up before the fuck raised it's head. I got naked so quick it astonished even me - so did the high pitched ohhh that came with it."

😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Vick's vapour rub helps repel mosquitoes"
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I tried to rub some on a mosquito ,it wouldn't keep still and I fell off the kitchen table ..now I'm dead...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vick's vapour rub helps repel mosquitoes...

I tried to rub some on a mosquito ,it wouldn't keep still and I fell off the kitchen table ..now I'm dead...

😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Ronnie O' Sullivan plays with them

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Do spiders look things up on the web?

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By *inky PerkyCouple
5 weeks ago

Kingston

One year our shed had a colony of false windows. I refused to go in there. Not saying that we should destroy them with fire, but we should probably destroy them with fire.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I'm totally overrun with spiders here! Every time I open the doors and windows I'm breaking down spider houses that have been built overnight. And my shed is like something out of a horror movie, where you need a machete to fight your way in through the spider webs!

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
5 weeks ago

Preston

Yes we have plenty of Cellar Spiders, they love our house!

As well as keeping House Spider numbers down (I’ve not seen one of those for years) if you feel there are just too many Cellar Spiders to cope with, because they are so slow, they are dead easy to catch

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central

Sophie lucky to have them around

. Lots of babies around now too, which will be eating tons of insects, helping us

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I live in the roof of the building so my flat is riddled with them.

I don't generally mind spiders but the endless cobwebs are annoying.

Come September some of them are big enough to be paying me rent too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

I have lots of spiders (even though I did vacuum quite a few up on a hoovering blitz) and I'm still covered in painful, itchy insect bites.

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

"I live in the roof of the building so my flat is riddled with them.

I don't generally mind spiders but the endless cobwebs are annoying.

Come September some of them are big enough to be paying me rent too."

You can go off someone, you know

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By *ucka39Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Vick's vapour rub helps repel mosquitoes...

I tried to rub some on a mosquito ,it wouldn't keep still and I fell off the kitchen table ..now I'm dead...

You suppose to rub a little near the window so it doesn't come in

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By *verageHoesCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

I used to have plenty in my house, but the new cat has eaten most of them 🥺

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Spider-pigs are a bigger nuisance

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

I’m uncomfortable with spiders … I’ve had a massive tarantula in my hands, that didn’t phase me. He was quite cute … but the household spiders … that are running their spider willies across your face at night, lurking and then making a sprint across the living room … those I struggle with. Especially the ones that look like they will be the perfect size to burrow in my ear canal. I tend to get a glass or container of some sort over them and then will drive them out somewhere to release them so they don’t find their way back to my space 🍭

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By *ewtfaceMan
5 weeks ago

Bracknell

Very happy to see some positive spider vibes here ~ amazed by how many people seem to dislike them. We must love all the little critters

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By *ickawitchCouple
5 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We love all beasties , especially spiders. I taught my nieces how they all have different personalities

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I have several massive spiders living in the garden. They have set up home in the shed and I really need them to shift so i can can knock it down and replace it.

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