Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
![]() | Back to forum list |
![]() | Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest | ![]() |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A lifetime supply of frozen strawberry dacquiris and the man of my choice sunbathing in my garden so i can objectify him all day without him being offended " Bottomless brunch sounds good about now. Add lime to that daiquiri, it's class. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Landing the job of "tooting " into Rita Ora's ass like it was rumoured to be true of Stevie Nicks in the 70's - can you imagine "Sorry love I'll be with you in a minuite, Rita is calling and she gets really shitty with me if she doesnt have her ass tooted and rimmed within a minute of her asking...." Bliss ![]() Sounds like a fun day | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whipped cream, strawberry squirty sauce, sprinkles and.... oops wrong thread ![]() Feel free to lick that off me ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"1000 brown M&Ms in a brandy glass" Gotta feel bad for the shop owner and his son. Hope the shoes are heavy duty. 🤣😂 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A trip to Scotland. She’s there and I’m not 😩" Awhhhhh 😘 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Someone coming round and cleaning my flat top to bottom while I lounge on the sofa drinking prosecco and having snacks 🥨🥨🤣" I'll share the snacks | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Air con" I bought a mini-cooler from Amazon for around £40 and I won't lie, it's working a treat 😁 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed someone galaxy ripples back to back..." Your in sir 👏 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed someone galaxy ripples back to back... Your in sir 👏" On my way. Should I be suited and booted ?.what is the attire in this fantasy? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed someone galaxy ripples back to back... Your in sir 👏 On my way. Should I be suited and booted ?.what is the attire in this fantasy?" She loves the cave man style make sure to take a club | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Someone coming round and cleaning my flat top to bottom while I lounge on the sofa drinking prosecco and having snacks 🥨🥨🤣 I'll share the snacks " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed someone galaxy ripples back to back... Your in sir 👏 On my way. Should I be suited and booted ?.what is the attire in this fantasy? She loves the cave man style make sure to take a club " 🤣🤣🤣 you said you wouldnt tell anyone about that you wernt complaining when i touched it | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A trip to Scotland. She’s there and I’m not 😩" I heard she’s a cow anyway. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A trip to Scotland. She’s there and I’m not 😩 I heard she’s a cow anyway." Ah but she has incredible udders 😍 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A trip to Scotland. She’s there and I’m not 😩 I heard she’s a cow anyway. Ah but she has incredible udders 😍" You’re fucking grim😭😭😂😂 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A trip to Scotland. She’s there and I’m not 😩 I heard she’s a cow anyway. Ah but she has incredible udders 😍 You’re fucking grim😭😭😂😂" But yet you still like me?? I must be doing something right xxxxx | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To get paid ffs 🙄😆" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If i could magic it to be 6pm so i wouldnt have to pretend im working from home and not perving on here with the horn 🤷♀️" Likewise 😅 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If i could magic it to be 6pm so i wouldnt have to pretend im working from home and not perving on here with the horn 🤷♀️" Snap!! 🤣😂 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Get back to work you horny lot 😂" Were multitasking!! Miserably 🤣 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Get back to work you horny lot 😂 Were multitasking!! Miserably 🤣" 🤣🤣 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Get back to work you horny lot 😂" I'm sharing the hijinks in another thread to be fair. People pay council tax for me to do this 😂🤣 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Air con I bought a mini-cooler from Amazon for around £40 and I won't lie, it's working a treat 😁" Will it work in other Cars?? ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Get back to work you horny lot 😂 I'm sharing the hijinks in another thread to be fair. People pay council tax for me to do this 😂🤣" 🤣🤣 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A nice scotch, my hot list and a massive reclining couch" Sounds like a fun day | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If it wasn't hotter than satan's crotch in my office right now!" Ive never felt satans crotch but im assuming its hot | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A nice scotch, my hot list and a massive reclining couch Sounds like a fun day " You'd actually be there, lol. Just have a scotch too if you like. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A nice scotch, my hot list and a massive reclining couch Sounds like a fun day You'd actually be there, lol. Just have a scotch too if you like. " Dont mind if i do 👅 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If it wasn't hotter than satan's crotch in my office right now! Ive never felt satans crotch but im assuming its hot" When I get there I'll let you know! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Not having to go food shopping!! Xx 😄" Oh i definitely feel this 😏 x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A threesome with Bert And Ernie (Not the muppets) ![]() 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A really good head and neck massage " Ooooh this sounds a good idea x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Not having to go food shopping!! Xx 😄 Oh i definitely feel this 😏 x" It’s the last thing I feel like doing after work on a Monday! Xx 😄 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m about to go to the gym and what would make it perfect for me some young hot thing with a gorgeous body hits on me and I end up fucking her later. Or, I can get on the machines I need & the pools not full of spazzes" Harsh. I get my 15 metre badge next week | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be sat wanking in an adult cinema when a cock obsessed Swedish netball team wanders in… 😈😩💦" So if the brazilian volleyball team walk in first they're mine??? ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m about to go to the gym and what would make it perfect for me some young hot thing with a gorgeous body hits on me and I end up fucking her later. Or, I can get on the machines I need & the pools not full of spazzes Harsh. I get my 15 metre badge next week" Congratulations. When do the arm bands come off? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be sat wanking in an adult cinema when a cock obsessed Swedish netball team wanders in… 😈😩💦 So if the brazilian volleyball team walk in first they're mine??? ![]() Yep… sure they’ll be enough for the both of us.. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A tall, handsome man to tell me to pack a bag and be whisked off to a cabin in the woods for naked fun and frolicks, snacks, lots of wine and rum, wild swimming and howling at the moon 🍭" I failed at the second word. 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A tall, handsome man to tell me to pack a bag and be whisked off to a cabin in the woods for naked fun and frolicks, snacks, lots of wine and rum, wild swimming and howling at the moon 🍭" Sounds fun ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top | ![]() |