FabSwingers.com forum: The laughable male post.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok its come to my attention, that many males struggle to find the perfect pose for a pic.

Whilst I'm admittedly biased and only desire the female form, I believe the ladies naturally have the ability to slip into a sexy pose whilst not appearing awkward.

Men seem to get all awkward...lets slip two rolls of carpet under my arms and puff chest out....swing me privates between me legs like a plucked chicken, or the classic stand by something macho like a motor bike or helicopter and hopefully I will look well hard ?

I've been as guilty as the next man, so any thoughts....light hearted of course !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's all about the dinosaur cock pics bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about the dinosaur cock pics bro!

Triceracocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm working on trodonmedickitsorenow picture but I'm a few inches short to say the least

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It's all about the dinosaur cock pics bro!

Triceracocks?"

No there was just one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about the dinosaur cock pics bro!

Triceracocks?

No there was just one."

We don't mind about faces and silly poses as long as you have a butt like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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" Ok its come to my attention, that many males struggle to find the perfect pose for a pic.

Whilst I'm admittedly biased and only desire the female form, I believe the ladies naturally have the ability to slip into a sexy pose whilst not appearing awkward.

I've been as guilty as the next man, so any thoughts....light hearted of course !

Bring your camera sexy! I'll make you feel comfortable for your photo shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over"

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some just have a good eye for a good pic and not everyone has that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

Nope - that'll never happen!

However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!

And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

Nope - that'll never happen!

However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!

And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!

If it can take 5 rings it's a myth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

Nope - that'll never happen!

However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!

And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!

If it can take 5 rings it's a myth..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need a towel, mine has its own fanclub

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

Nope - that'll never happen!

However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!

And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!

If it can take 5 rings it's a myth...

Ok ok! I'll fall for it....what''s the prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!

If you didn't have yours what would i perv over

The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..

Fantasize more like...

Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device

Nope - that'll never happen!

However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!

And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!

If it can take 5 rings it's a myth..."

I counted nine on Obi's at least

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

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I hate trying to take pics for this site, either through a mirror or having the phone stood up on timer......

Would much prefer to have some take for me, tasteful ones, someone with a good eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would use the sky remote for size comparison but its down the back of the sofa....Mmm upside down legs in air, reaching for sky remote ...composition idea !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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" I would use the sky remote for size comparison but its down the back of the sofa....Mmm upside down legs in air, reaching for sky remote ...composition idea ! "

Hahaha!! Now that's a shot I'd want to see....I like pics that make me sit back in my chair and ponder ....before I know it 2 hours have passed!

Most importantly, they have to leave something to my imagination...too much on display and I will probably move on if the profile does not capture my attention.

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