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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. If so, what did you do, if anything " I'm fucking! Who cares what they're doing! 😃 | |||
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. " Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ? | |||
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ?" Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol | |||
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ? Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol" I quite like making a man squeak ![]() | |||
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ? Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol I quite like making a man squeak ![]() I’m with this, make me squeak 🤭🤣 x | |||
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"To answer your question do you mean like a performative moaning, like they’ve seen porn and decided that must be what everyone wants ?" Yeah that kinda thing | |||
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"To answer your question do you mean like a performative moaning, like they’ve seen porn and decided that must be what everyone wants ? Yeah that kinda thing " Yeah that would put me off entirely. I want genuine authenticity in their pleasure not some performance for pornhub | |||
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”. Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ? Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol I quite like making a man squeak ![]() We have a duck ball gag. That squeaks. 🤷♂️🐤 | |||
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"I enjoy sex far more if I can make a noise rather than having to stay silent. " I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. " If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag " I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂 | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂" Perhaps what they wanted to say was “it was like shagging a dead body” but as they worked in a funeral home, thought better of it. | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂 Perhaps what they wanted to say was “it was like shagging a dead body” but as they worked in a funeral home, thought better of it. " Possibly a greengrocer then......🤷♂️ | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag " In my experience there’s never a squeaky duck toy around when you need one 🤣 | |||
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" I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ?" King Edward ? | |||
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" I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ? King Edward ?" Maris Piper | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂" It's an Irish thing. More pleasant than saying it was like fucking a corpse. As it just lay in the corner like a bag of spuds. | |||
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" I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds. If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag " I have a harmonica one if that’ll do | |||
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" I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ? King Edward ?" Probably not David Coleman. He wasn't royalty. He was just a common tater....... *I'll get my coat. 🤦♂️😬 | |||
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" I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ? King Edward ? Probably not David Coleman. He wasn't royalty. He was just a common tater....... *I'll get my coat. 🤦♂️😬" If you had said “jacket” that would have been the icing on the cake 🤣 | |||
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