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By *obilebottom OP   Man
5 weeks ago

All over

you may feel you relate to, perhaps describes you a little or you are just fond of and tell us what animal you think it is too. 😀

1. The “king” who refuses to acknowledge there’s no jungle, just open plains and lives like royalty.

2. Ultimate nap champion. Lives life at 0.15 mph, happily hanging upside-down like nature’s slouchy chandelier. No rush. Ever.

3.Part-time lakeside bouncer, full-time mouth-of-destruction. Looks like a chunky potato with legs

4. Nature’s sports car. Zero to 70 mph in 3 seconds, with a tail like a rudder and legs built for go-karts

5. Cheeky, curious, and genetically programmed to steal snacks, selfies, and your dignity. Like furry toddlers on espresso.

6. Tiny feathered alarm clock with a voice so bright you’d pay rent to listen. If gold bars had wings and melody, this would be them.

7. The original human burrito-maker: wraps you in a deadly hug and digests you whole. That yawning gape? Built to swallow deer. Literally a noodle on steroids .

8. Houdini meets underwater nightmare. Escapes tanks, opens jars, dabbles with coconut shell fortresses—and still sometimes naps inside fish tanks .

9. Clingy and social,spends days sipping nectar, fluttering limply until suddenly BAM

10. A furball of laser-beam absorption, gravity-defying leaps, mood-driven operatic performances, and morning-time mind control.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

2 for sure 😁

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

10 for me OP

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By *rPunxMan
5 weeks ago

Hull

8 because I'm all hands

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 weeks ago

little house on the praire

2 for me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

3 for me 💜

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By *issmorganWoman
5 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

3 lol, is that a walrus?.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
5 weeks ago

All over


"3 lol, is that a walrus?. "

Lol, not quite

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By *hortieWoman
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Me - 2.

WLTM a 7.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I have been informed I’m an 8…, however I resemble 3 - chunky potato on legs 🤣

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By *r.ZeusMan
5 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Number 5

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

🙋🏻‍♀️ I'm a chunky potato for sure

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By *inxy777Woman
5 weeks ago

essex

5 🫢

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I'm going to say 3 for me, and Mr is 2.

Hippo and sloth? 🤔

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
5 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

Uuuummm... None?! 🤔 🤷🏻

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
5 weeks ago

All over


"I'm going to say 3 for me, and Mr is 2.

Hippo and sloth? 🤔"

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

3 most of the time.

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By *rSuave88Man
5 weeks ago

Mirfield

Probably number 4 is the closest for me. Lifes just so busy, hardly get a moment to think.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
5 weeks ago

All over


"Probably number 4 is the closest for me. Lifes just so busy, hardly get a moment to think. "

I know exactly what you mean

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