FabSwingers.com forum: Eurovision 2013

By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

So did anyone watch the first semi-final last night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, it bores the pants off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So did anyone watch the first semi-final last night ?"

Me !...,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd rather sit on an ant hill and listen to the Archers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

Honestly mate it has been fixed for years , the balkans all vote for each other as do most of the eastern europeans, the only votes we will get will be from Malta as they love us lol, Hope Bonnie does a good job though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm gonna put my 50 pence on Cascada's - Glorious (Germany)

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

If that was the case then Balkan countries would always win or would always been in the top 5, but if you look that is just not the case. Yes there is country favouritism, England also gives points to Ireland, but is unlike to give points to the French. In general though it all balances out. You never see the same countries getting in the top 5 over and again ..

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I'd rather sit on an ant hill and listen to the Archers. "

Funny little tale about The Archers.

I used to listen to The Archers in the 1990's as I was driving home from work each night, and somehow got really hooked into the storyline.

However, because it was The Archers I tended to keep it a secret between me and the car radio. A few years later, after Gulf War 1, I was reading Bravo Two Zero about the SAS patrol in Iraq. In it, Andy McNabb describes arriving in Saudi Arabia and going into a hanger saying that he knew he was in the right place as the sound of lads listening to The Archers hung in the air.

Whats good enough for The SAS was good enough for me and I came out of The Archers closet....lol

Mind you, you can keep the sitting on an ants nest to yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares who wins….. its not life and death, its all about whimsy and having fun ……

So what if there’s partisan voting….!.

I say embrace the folly and enjoy it for the light-hearted distraction it is…

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Who cares who wins….. its not life and death, its all about whimsy and having fun ……

So what if there’s partisan voting….!.

I say embrace the folly and enjoy it for the light-hearted distraction it is…

THIS

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Who cares who wins….. its not life and death, its all about whimsy and having fun ……

So what if there’s partisan voting….!.

I say embrace the folly and enjoy it for the light-hearted distraction it is…

had it on as background to Fab.Some eyecandy(fem+male)this year

....funniest thing was on the 1 Show:Bonny on lifefeet from the event saying:"...it's great here in DENMARK....or wherever I am?"

bless her

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares who wins….. its not life and death, its all about whimsy and having fun ……

So what if there’s partisan voting….!.

I say embrace the folly and enjoy it for the light-hearted distraction it is…

had it on as background to Fab.Some eyecandy(fem+male)this year

....funniest thing was on the 1 Show:Bonny on lifefeet from the event saying:"...it's great here in DENMARK....or wherever I am?"

bless her

(susie)"

haha yeah I saw that,,,,

...bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So did anyone watch the first semi-final last night ?"

Surprisingly (for me) I DID watch it cos i never watch Eurovision

I thort some of songs this time were actually GOOD! I didn't c it from beginning n when I toooned in 6 guys like a sorta Il Divo where singing n I thort their song shoulda been 'in ' but some reason it wasn't. I dunno wot country they were? Montenegro possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

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whos singing our song this year ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after our entry last year..that was pure awful..and enough to put anyone into a deep depression..well they really tried with this years entry..Not!

the song is awful.. watched it sung on graham norton other week...and i actualy felt embarrased just watching the performance...i just felt the song had no Umph and bonnie tyler...well was like she struggled with the song.

After last year i would of thought they would of come up with something better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Engleterre Nil points.

That is all lol

Not so sure.. there are some boring as hell songs in this year, so ours looks good in comparison.

whos singing our song this year ? "

Bonnie Tylor....!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Cocoricoooooooo!

I bet they have even sung yet...have they!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was gutted the rapping space men didn't get through.

They could have won the whole thing.

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"So did anyone watch the first semi-final last night ?

Surprisingly (for me) I DID watch it cos i never watch Eurovision

I have to admit there was some good songs that did not get though. Even more surprising none of the former Yugoslavian that were represented got though .. (well that is one in the eye to the conspirtists)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, the Beeb contributed approximately £310,000 towards the cost of hosting last years Eurovision competition…

That’s works out at just over £44,250 per hour for prime time TV,,, Whereas it spent 22 million pounds airing the Voice….

This years Eurovision is being done on a shoestring compared to previous years, but it still provides a welcome excuse to celebrate cultural diversity in a way the brings people together to have fun,……

Part of that should involve being able to laugh at ourselves and our fellow entrants…

Long-live Eurovision.......;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a super group to represent us comprising Sandie Shaw,lulu,cliff, a waveless Katrina,fucks biz, brotherhood of man singing

'congratulations love, and shine a light aa you save your kisses for a puppet who's making his mind up to go boom bang a bang'

We'd win hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it?? "

Yes our entries usually are that bad !…and yes, the voting does tend to raise an eyebrow now and again,,,,

But isn’t it great !!! ……….

Com'on break out your spandex and join the fun…

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

Yes our entries usually are that bad !…and yes, the voting does tend to raise an eyebrow now and again,,,,

But isn’t it great !!! ……….

Com'on break out your spandex and join the fun…

I've got leg and willy warmers ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk are missing a trick here its not a serious thing. Ironic all the takk about leaving the eurpoean economic community yet we want to be in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

Yes our entries usually are that bad !…and yes, the voting does tend to raise an eyebrow now and again,,,,

But isn’t it great !!! ……….

Com'on break out your spandex and join the fun…

I've got leg and willy warmers ready!

Yeahhhhhhh.......This year I've decided that rather than vote for my favourite song,,,

I'm planning to buy a selection of stinky cheeses to match the qualifying finalists and I shall award my votes according to taste…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk are missing a trick here its not a serious thing. Ironic all the takk about leaving the eurpoean economic community yet we want to be in this

Ah,,,, but we actaully won it before we joined the EEC....

Tactics....eh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently we had englebert now bonnie am going to bookies place a bet on des oconnor for next year either that or we start digging up max bygraves.

Irish had jedward whatever their faults and lack of talent they did not take it too serious which is where we fall down.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

Yes our entries usually are that bad !…and yes, the voting does tend to raise an eyebrow now and again,,,,

But isn’t it great !!! ……….

Com'on break out your spandex and join the fun…

I've got leg and willy warmers ready!

Yeahhhhhhh.......This year I've decided that rather than vote for my favourite song,,,

I'm planning to buy a selection of stinky cheeses to match the qualifying finalists and I shall award my votes according to taste…

Iz zat becoz u iz a veggie? yo

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it?? "

This is often said, but the facts prove otherwise.

If this was the case then the same countries would win or be in the top 5 all of the time, but they are not.

Countries do vote for each other, like UK vote for Ireland and not very often for France. But because it happens with lots of countries it balances out.

I mean you would expect for former Yugoslavian countries to all vote for each other, but in this years semi-finals known of them got though !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

This is often said, but the facts prove otherwise.

If this was the case then the same countries would win or be in the top 5 all of the time, but they are not.

Countries do vote for each other, like UK vote for Ireland and not very often for France. But because it happens with lots of countries it balances out.

I mean you would expect for former Yugoslavian countries to all vote for each other, but in this years semi-finals known of them got though !"

well said! But I'll have to come and spank you if England does not give the French at least one point this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a fix!!!!

there is too much political voting from neighbouring countries, surely our entry is not that bad every year......is it??

Yes our entries usually are that bad !…and yes, the voting does tend to raise an eyebrow now and again,,,,

But isn’t it great !!! ……….

Com'on break out your spandex and join the fun…

I've got leg and willy warmers ready!

Yeahhhhhhh.......This year I've decided that rather than vote for my favourite song,,,

I'm planning to buy a selection of stinky cheeses to match the qualifying finalists and I shall award my votes according to taste…

Iz zat becoz u iz a veggie? yo

wee wee mon cheri ....indeed eet iz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a super group to represent us comprising Sandie Shaw,lulu,cliff, a waveless Katrina,fucks biz, brotherhood of man singing

'congratulations love, and shine a light aa you save your kisses for a puppet who's making his mind up to go boom bang a bang'

We'd win hands down

I still think my idea's better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOOP-WOOP....

Second Semi-Final Night,,,,, yippeeeee

1.Latvia

2.San Marino

3.F.Y.R. Macedonia

4.Azerbaijan

5.Finland

6.Malta

7.Bulgaria

8.Iceland

9.Greece

10.Israel

11.Armenia

12.Hungary

13.Norway

14.Albania

15.Georgia

16.Switzerland

17.Romania

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'm ready....... primed and have alcohol to hand... squiffy.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on!!!....

Munchies? Check!

Alcohol? Check!

All set for a good night!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that is a disaster of a dress but have to say

Why have we got a yank doing the sacred woman's job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wogan ffs spell check!,

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i cant watch the rest... my eyes have started bleeding from those latvian suits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latvia …holy crap on a cracker…… they were enthusiastic…. Lots of glitter….and a slow motion routine….what more can you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant watch the rest... my eyes have started bleeding from those latvian suits....

Strobe effects now _abio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy glowing bollock it's the San Marino entry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

San Marino …I’m sure that was the intro from the Ferrero Rocher music just jazzed up….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a super group to represent us comprising Sandie Shaw,lulu,cliff, a waveless Katrina,fucks biz, brotherhood of man singing

'congratulations love, and shine a light aa you save your kisses for a puppet who's making his mind up to go boom bang a bang'

We'd win hands down

I still think my idea's better lol"

AND IM STILL THINKING MY SUPERGROUP IDEA IS BETTER lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F.Y.R. Macedonia… whoooooarrrrrrrrrrr

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i be the first to say....

what the!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see Liz Taylor is still getting work ! Even if it is in Macedonia!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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I've lost the will to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the guy in the box distracts from the singing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Azerbaijan… Not sure about that one,!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Azerbaijan… Not sure about that one,!!

have to say that wasn't bad....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i can see that wedding dress being popular at all chav and gypsy weddings now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finland …ahhhh……this is more like it…. proper Eurotrash.... but was she singing "Fook-you Fook-you Fook-you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would boil you a bunny for breakie!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

She just offically won at life with that ending..... wheres me phone!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

malta's is strangely catchy.... I like it...... my new favourite... which means it wont qualify

thats the best song tonight so far

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malta… Well that’s not a traditional Eurovision song,,,, …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulgaria ... this is what I tune in for….a creepy man on bagpipes…and lots of wailing from a pretty girl jumping around the stage ….

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Bulgaria ... this is what I tune in for….a creepy man on bagpipes…and lots of wailing from a pretty girl jumping around the stage ….

You are the best!!! Terry Wogan feck off!! Soxy rules

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Iceland.....oh he could be an extra in Games of Thrones

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iceland … Did anyone else notice he was wearing nail varnish…….

Flippin-Poof….

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

greece are trying really really hard not to qualify.... lol the contest would bankrupt then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant get over all the people who go .... and there flags from all over and uk so must be loads go to look .

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

she is pretty.. but that dress is doing her no favours at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greece… There seemed to be a lot going on but I could focus on anything but the old man mustachio ……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Israel… lots of cleavage……. Need I say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she is pretty.. but that dress is doing her no favours at all....."
its one weird dress ... cross between a dress and a gazebo .

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

so near uni-brow action going on there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armenia… sigh,,, I just don’t get that at all….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungary… I just don’t get that either…… ffs….

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

blloming eck its her from game of thrones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norway… This is going all wrong…. this is not proper Eurovison,….. I’m losing the will

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay.. i think my 2nd "WTF" is coming for albania....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the bloke is a thin "hairy biker"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albania… ahhh more like it, an utterly crap song sung by a bunch of weirdo 70’s rejects…..

This is what I come for!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georgia… I don’t know what to say….

I’ve forgotten how that went already,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite so far tonight,,,, so bad it was good, but not good in a good way,,,, it was more like being good in a bad way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Romania…Fook me… there’s nothing right about him……….at last some insanity….this guy has got to win…

I love it…...

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Iron Maiden t-shirt in my view

Greece gets my vote on that basis

....oh and the young ones are fit

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron Maiden t-shirt in my view

Greece gets my vote on that basis

....oh and the young ones are fit

(susie)"

Yeah,,,, Greece were class,,,them and Romania get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making it to the final…

Azerbaijan

Finland

Malta

Iceland

Greece

Armenia

Hungary

Norway

Georgia

Romania

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't watch this bit but just can't wait for Saturday.

What was that women wearing though? The strange black and gold dress... it looked like her legs were in a golden cave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i liked that bloke who sounded like Katherine Jenkins singing 'its my life'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That geezer from Romania is already a winner in my eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R. O. M. A. N. I. A

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