FabSwingers.com forum: how can u tell who is a swinger in normal life

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

advice most welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you got your swinger tattoo yet?

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I don't think it is easy to tell! I have that straight look and am very professional in my business! Most people would never think it! Also it is not something that you being into normal every day conversation! But it is quite fun trying to work out if someone is!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can see if they say 'yes' when you say 'are you a swinger' and then if they get angry you say 'but vicar, you're always so happy'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pampus grass in garden ive been told lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i have my membership card and i wear my badge with pride. But if in doubt you can always tell with the secret 'reverse masons' handshake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol"
I people watch when im out and do it even more now, cant tell at all. So unless I see this tattoo? id have no idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its hard to tell who swings in our opinion,doggers on the other hand are easy to spot with there animal masks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lolI people watch when im out and do it even more now, cant tell at all. So unless I see this tattoo? id have no idea lol"

This for me too , I to also people watch but cannot tell at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one in vanilla world would ever guess that I'd be on a site like this they think I'm innocent lol xx

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just flirt with everyone if they flirt back it gives you a clue

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Flirted with guy at gym few months back few weeks later bumped into him at chams lol x

ain't got a clue tbh lol x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Easy! Men wear a foof wig and women a foof merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its hard to tell who swings in our opinion,doggers on the other hand are easy to spot with there animal masks

It's the smell of Joop that is the give away lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

I remember this coming up on a site a few years ago with suggestions for a secret code that could be worn or used when meeting people. Swingers would understand it while vanillas wouldn't.

There were quite a few good ideas including Mason style handshakes Etc. but as I remember the most popular choice was a Chameleon tattoo or badge, I even think the club of the same name produced some for a while.

We use a site in Germany that has a range of merchandising including T Shirts, beach towels, hats, car stickers Etc. nothing too bold just a descrete logo and we do occasionally see them in the Vanilla world.

Maybe something could be done with FAB. Vanillas would just think we are Thunderbirds fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

I bet you get some weird looks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look at your crotch as your walking by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

I bet you get some weird looks!!

I mostly just get moved on by security by the time I reach the cucumbers....

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I remember this coming up on a site a few years ago with suggestions for a secret code that could be worn or used when meeting people. Swingers would understand it while vanillas wouldn't.

Maybe something could be done with FAB. Vanillas would just think we are Thunderbirds fans

"FAB Scott" oooops with no strings attached we might fall down

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

I bet you get some weird looks!!

I mostly just get moved on by security by the time I reach the cucumbers...."

What? That's no good...use stealth and quick reach for those marrows next time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anybody could tell a swinger, You cant just judge somebody being a swinger by their looks or how they speak. Ive known people to be very flirty etc, but are not swingers. We are very professional outside of the swingers site, nobody would no we was swingers,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember this coming up on a site a few years ago with suggestions for a secret code that could be worn or used when meeting people. Swingers would understand it while vanillas wouldn't.

Maybe something could be done with FAB. Vanillas would just think we are Thunderbirds fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to tell if someone is a swinger:

I thought that when they walked they would be swinging their arms in a certain way, strutting their butt, but I think the most obvious sign was that they walked around with an orange in their mouth

(Or am I thinking Clint Eastwood film?)

I don't swing, because I like my short arms & I don't want them too ache all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

I bet you get some weird looks!!

I mostly just get moved on by security by the time I reach the cucumbers....

What? That's no good...use stealth and quick reach for those marrows next time!!

Sigh... I'm still searching for the lady that says 'Yes Please' when I'm holding a butternut squash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant tell if a swinger in normal life easy .. only if that give you hints then thy would have there own rules how they play . You really could make a fool of yourself and a black eye if you did not take care.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

When I was on my training course, one of the girls came straight out with 'Are you a swinger? You look the sort!' I blushed and asked how could she tell - the response was - 'you ooze sex appeal and if you'd said no then a prostitute was going to be the next question!' I'm so glad I admitted being a swinger

Incidentally, she was on this site for a little while before settling down with her girlfriend. So I guess sometimes you can tell!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

the little tinkers keep leaving keys in the fruit bowl

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

I bet you get some weird looks!!

I mostly just get moved on by security by the time I reach the cucumbers....

What? That's no good...use stealth and quick reach for those marrows next time!!

Sigh... I'm still searching for the lady that says 'Yes Please' when I'm holding a butternut squash!

Pmsl..You made me bite my tongue whilst eating my banana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they grow pampas grass in the garden?

We often play "spot the swinger" when we are out lol! And at the last social, held in a very busy vanilla pub, we sent Luke round to see if he could find some fellow fab members!

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By *iss kitty glosWoman
over a year ago

gloucester

Anyone with a hot tub is a swinger lol !!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Anyone with a hot tub is a swinger lol !!

Oops our secret is out

I've heard of the Pampas grass thing before and always found it funny. With my ex wife we had a huge one in the front garden and the thought of her swinging always makes me chuckle. The only swinging she has ever done (or even knows about) was in the park as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone with a hot tub is a swinger lol !!

By this standard then, all garden centres are run by swingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass OH crikey !!!!

We moved house last summer and the garden has 5 massive clumps of the stuff. Really wouldn't fancy the previous occupants....

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"I suggestively fondle fruit and veg in Tescos and gauge people's reactions.

LMAO I have been known to stalk sexy looking guys in tesco's lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows in real life. It's on here that I have trouble convincing people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone with a hot tub is a swinger lol !!

Oops our secret is out

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I have both Hot tub and pampas grass I think 4 or 5 , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi female swingers are usually identified as they have my cock in their mouth and J between their legs. Unfortunately pretty much up to that point they look like anyone else

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You can tell swingers in real life because they all walk funny from all of the hard fucking!

Am I right homies!? Fuck Yeah!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm i use fab alot when engagin with ladies in the [in the norml] asda and tescos allways find sexy looking milfs and gilfs..its fun tryin like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at their hands! If they have calluses id say thats a good indication theyve been doing swinging! More than likely swining from a bar doing pull ups or swinging a sledge hammer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days !!!

It depends where you live

Some look like they should be on Jeremy Kyle .. Some look like they should be in the porn industry .. and then you have the rest - the dirty buggers that wear flashing beacon badges !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days !!!

It depends where you live

Some look like they should be on Jeremy Kyle .. Some look like they should be in the porn industry .. and then you have the rest - the dirty buggers that wear flashing beacon badges !!!

Im interested in one of these badges, can you tell me where they are available - or do we have to clip coupons from the Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt it obvious when they have the biggest bunch of keys jangling in their pockets, they have pampas grass in the front garden, the wife also wears an ankle bracelette and she wears a pvc skirt and stupidly high shoes that would break any 'normal' persons ankle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On to my printers get t-shirts made with the logo. Great day to have a good swing in the park think these cud sell well too and norms would never know hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have 'normal lives' ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sneaking suspicion someone I used to work with was a swinger.

She used to come in back from lunch with a funny walk like shes just been in a mammoth doggy position session.

Did I tell her? Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a sneaking suspicion someone I used to work with was a swinger.

She used to come in back from lunch with a funny walk like shes just been in a mammoth doggy position session.

Did I tell her? Nope.

Constipation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a sneaking suspicion someone I used to work with was a swinger.

She used to come in back from lunch with a funny walk like shes just been in a mammoth doggy position session.

Did I tell her? Nope.

Maybe she just had a really big poo?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh my days !!!

It depends where you live

Some look like they should be on Jeremy Kyle .. Some look like they should be in the porn industry .. and then you have the rest - the dirty buggers that wear flashing beacon badges !!!

Im interested in one of these badges, can you tell me where they are available - or do we have to clip coupons from the Daily Mail

Blackpool game arcades!! Only cost 1p

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By *ufaloMan
over a year ago

Fun town

By just watching people entering a swinging club lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days !!!

It depends where you live

Some look like they should be on Jeremy Kyle .. Some look like they should be in the porn industry .. and then you have the rest - the dirty buggers that wear flashing beacon badges !!!

Im interested in one of these badges, can you tell me where they are available - or do we have to clip coupons from the Daily Mail

Blackpool game arcades!! Only cost 1p

But...I have to go to Blackpool!!! Eeeek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constipation?

I woman once told me that anal sex is proven to relieve her constipation.

Joke. Ive gone too far there me thinks. Shut up ben.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"advice most welcome"

Do they have a big "S" on their shirt ?

Oh no, that's Superman.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Sometimes their casual throw away jokey lines give them away I think - I sometimes have to stop myself from saying something that would be standard in swing langauge but a bit risquee in normal i.e. vanilla world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eureka! Now u realize WHY i've never been able to spot a swinger when I'm out n about!

I thort u would all have under your arm for all the world to see that Robbie Williams album

'Swing when you're winning '

Obviously NOT it seems

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