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By *ove to taste OP Man
2 weeks ago

swansea

I asked my wife at the time what happens when people die, eventually she said they turn to dust.

I then replied there must be at least a dozen people under the bed.

That’s all I remember your honour.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

😂😂😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He gets irritated

When they get cremated,

'Cos try as you must,

You can't fuck dust!

(Addi-addi-addio.

Addi-addi-addio.

Addio, addio.

Addi-addi-addio.)

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By *istalloverCouple
2 weeks ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

My uncle knew when he was going to die.

A Judge told him

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

I was shopping with an ex girlfriend and she asked me to pick out something to make her look attractive. Last thing I remember was picking up a tray of beer...

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By *r Man45Man
2 weeks ago

North West

Man walks into a bar....says ouch

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