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By (user no longer on site) OP   
1 week ago

Tell me 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
1 week ago

What do u call a Scottish cloakroom attendent

Angus mcoatup

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull dozer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
1 week ago

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
1 week ago

What did the pirate say to his m8s at his 80th birthday party

Ayyyyy m8tyy

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By *nceagain1982Man
1 week ago

Lincoln

What's Michael Jacksons favourite drink......

Tee-hee

(You have to do your best impression)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
1 week ago

🤣🤣

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

Two goldfish in a tank…

One turns to the other and says

'Do you know how to drive this thing?’

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By *adbod2godbodMan
1 week ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 18/06/25 13:40:56]

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By *adbod2godbodMan
1 week ago

Manchester

I watched a documentary on how ships are held together....... riveting.

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

‘ Lickalotapus’ 🦕

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

I said to my gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can be free next Tuesday .'

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

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By *ir Girth a lotMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you something, I’m never doing that again!

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By *nceagain1982Man
1 week ago

Lincoln

What does a gay horse eat???

Hey (say it in the campest voice ever)

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By *on2025Man
1 week ago

Manchester

What’s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue!

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I would tell you a joke about paper but it's tearable

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By *eordieJeansCouple
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees…

I didn’t believe her… and then I saw her face.

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down a hill

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
1 week ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

I caught my wife shouting into a sieve.

I told her to be careful or she will strain her voice.

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By *paretime_funMan
1 week ago

here and there

I think my wife has started to show the first signs of dementia. She sadi she can't remember what she ever saw in me...

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