FabSwingers.com forum: Hotel wank

By *lwaysLooking9 OP Man
1 week ago

around

Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?

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By *hortieWoman
1 week ago

Northampton

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

In the bar?

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By *equenasPasionesWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished.

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By *ude LawMan
1 week ago

Harrogate

I stayed there once.

It was wank.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?

In the bar? "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wear the wee shower cap at a jaunty angle.

Use the contents of the free shampoo and shower gels as lube.

Read the Gideon’s bible at the same time.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
1 week ago

Manchester-ish

Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

Left hand?

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

east of Stamford

Call room service

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By *emptme1993Man
1 week ago

manchester

In the cuck chair

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

In the lift ?

Just by reception?

Make sure no children around what ever you do

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By *oeevMan
1 week ago

Worthing

Invite someone else to join you?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

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By *lways horny888Man
1 week ago

mids

Wanking now but at home

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet."

Oh that’s gruesome …

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Wanking now but at home"

Take your self to a hotel and see if it’s different …!

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

Have a danger wank while calling for room service

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

Oh that’s gruesome … "

Yes you’re right. Sorry.

Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

You could think about how many people have jizzed where you're about to sleep.

If that's your thing.

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Mariana Trench

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

Oh that’s gruesome …

Yes you’re right. Sorry.

Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill. "

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By *oungSoloMan
1 week ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Have you tried asking the receptionist to knock at a random time so you feel the thrill of almost getting caught?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

"Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

You can do that at home too! 😈🦖🦕

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By *verageHoesCouple
1 week ago

Leeds

"Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Empty those little milk pots they leave in the room…

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By *bi HaiveMan
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1 week ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.

You could also stick your ear against the wall and imagine that the muffled groaning sounds you hear are a young couple having passionate sex, instead of really being a couple of pensioners arguing about who used all the little milk sachets and why the TV remote doesn't work properly. 🤷‍♂️

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By *jjjjjMan
1 week ago

saltburn

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

Haha now that’s funny x

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By *ideshaft1971Man
1 week ago

Midlands

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

Great answer

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By *ideshaft1971Man
1 week ago

Midlands

"Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.

PMSL

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By *edhead63Man
1 week ago

Basildon

Lay on your arm till it goes Numb, then have a wank with your numb hand it will feel like someone else is giving you a wank!

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By *TogMan
1 week ago

SE London

Left hand? "

Ha, or sit on your hand until it's numb then pretend it's someone else's hand.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

🤣

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By *TogMan
1 week ago

SE London

Ha, snap!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

On the floor? On a door? On a book from days of yore?

In the bed? On your head? Thinking Flanders comma Ned?

Mr TMN

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By *rSircumsizedMan
1 week ago

Newport

Jam the old boy in the trouser press

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"On the floor? On a door? On a book from days of yore?

In the bed? On your head? Thinking Flanders comma Ned?

Mr TMN"

Just bigging up my husband here 👏👏

Mrs TMN x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
1 week ago

Central

Enlist the company of all those who post in the multitude of posts for wank groups but nobody can ever accommodate - you will be their saviour ⭐

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By *obajxMan
1 week ago

Cheshire

Wait until dusk. Turn on all the lights. Open the curtains and stand in front of the window

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
1 week ago

B & M Bargains

Review yourself afterwards on Trip Advisor.

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By *unGuy4U1978Man
1 week ago

near you

Wank into the bedside bible.

Next time someone is in that room and decides to turn to god for inspiration, they’ll find the pages all stuck together and decide to have a wank instead of god-bothering. This will solve all of their problems and give god the night off.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

"Wear the wee shower cap at a jaunty angle.

Use the contents of the free shampoo and shower gels as lube.

Read the Gideon’s bible at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Are hotel wanks better than home.wanks or somethin 👀

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By *inchwillyMan
1 week ago

Hemel Hempstead

I was completely naked when the cleaner came in x

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By *ingh89Man
1 week ago

Birmingham

"I was completely naked when the cleaner came in x"

Did she give you some assistance?

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