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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP Couple
4 weeks ago

West Suffolk

If you were a chocolate (quality street, roses, choccy bar etc) what would you be and why?

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By *verageHoesCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd be a standard sized mars bar because they're disappointingly small and unsatisfying.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Galaxy caramel - smooth with some ridges and gooey in the middle

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By *5NyorksMan
4 weeks ago

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"I'd be a standard sized mars bar because they're disappointingly small and unsatisfying."

😂😂😂 Ace! I mean I'm sure thats not true, but it did make me chuckle

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By *lcherasDreamTimeCouple
4 weeks ago

Manchester

A picnic

A bit lumpy

A bit fruity

A bit nuts

😂

(Mrs)

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By *attooboy100Man
4 weeks ago

Sedgley

"A picnic

A bit lumpy

A bit fruity

A bit nuts

😂

(Mrs)"

Hahaha that cannot be topped 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Galaxy Smooth Milk Chocolate. Because I'm smooth, rich and creamy.

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By *herubchubWoman
4 weeks ago

Nr the sea

Oooh a mint aero…all bubbly and fresh

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By *isskxxyvWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Kinder Beuno- smooth, creamy, a bit nutty yet very addictive x

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By *iddler83Man
4 weeks ago

barnet

Trio

Fun, respectful and naughty!

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A king size white chocolate twix.

Soft caramel, crunchy biscuit, creamy ,sweet white chocolate and two fingers because one is rarely enough

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
4 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Pineapple - A spira because they don't make them like that anymore!

Tinkerbell - Caramac it's smooth, golden and not for everyone 😉😋

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Flake because I have commitment issues

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

A Bounty for... reasons.

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Blackpool / London

Snickers

Reliable and tasty but a little nutty inside ha

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Turkish Delight. Brown on the outside, pink on the inside, smaller than other options but you’re glad you had one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Finest Swiss Truffle

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By *allucinatingGMan
4 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian

Toffee, because it seems a good idea but once you bite into it you fear for your fillings

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
4 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

A caramac because I’m sweet

that’s cheesy as

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By *ynamite500Man
4 weeks ago

Angus

Creme egg, I like to devour them.

how do you eat yours?😈

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP Couple
4 weeks ago

West Suffolk

I would choose the purple one, soft gooey centre with a hard core

Mrs

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

A wispa.... once bitten I will melt on your tongue.

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By *amie HantsWoman
4 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

Lion bar. Just had one and remembered how much I like them. Like myself, they’re underrated

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Yorkie

Melt in your mouth not in your pocket

Not for girls

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By *rown.studMan
4 weeks ago

Thornaby

Galaxy Carmel…. Hard on the out side gooey on the inside

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By *agusMan
4 weeks ago

Near by

Malteasers because I'm very addictive and they're fun in bed

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By *r.ZeusMan
4 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Bounty. Rich, exotic, and unapologetically indulgent. Soft and sweet on the inside, with just the right amount of bite on the outside. Not everyone can handle me… but those who do? They never forget the taste.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Bournville dark chocolate, bitter a bit tarte irresistible morish sexy orgasmic.

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