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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We will start with an easy one......

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffin ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffin ???"

A round of applause and very quick too hope you didnt use google lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"

Sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sponge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Sponge "

Wow very quick again lol ok gonna get a bit tougher now......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoe!"

Dam it lol too quick again !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

God knows .. I peaked too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then here's one for you.

'Brother and sisters have I none, but that man there is my fathers son'

What am I referring to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I add one? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then here's one for you.

'Brother and sisters have I none, but that man there is my fathers son'

What am I referring to?"

Father and son

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

A splinter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

The answer is a splinter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

A splinter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

Peace and quiet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not clever enough for this

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Then here's one for you.

'Brother and sisters have I none, but that man there is my fathers son'

What am I referring to?"

Yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then here's one for you.

'Brother and sisters have I none, but that man there is my fathers son'

What am I referring to?

Father and son "

No...I'm looking into a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

Was you hoping to join in a teddy bears picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

Splinter ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then here's one for you.

'Brother and sisters have I none, but that man there is my fathers son'

What am I referring to?

Yourself"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?"

Thats easy penguins live in the antarctic

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


" Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?"

There are no natives living in the arctic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tongue but do not speak

Eyes but cannot sea

A sole but do not live

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A splinter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a tongue but do not speak

Eyes but cannot sea

A sole but do not live

What am I?"

*see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a tongue but do not speak

Eyes but cannot sea

A sole but do not live

What am I?"

Shoe ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

Thats easy penguins live in the antarctic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?"

Steam ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Steam ??"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?"

A hole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A hole"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hole"

There's no need to be insulting just because you don't know the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?"

An eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?

An eye?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From the beginning of eternity

To the end of time and space

To the beginning of every end

And the end of every place.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The letter E

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The letter E "

Lol your googling them arent you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got that one within 30 seconds of you posting it, I'd be a bloody fast typer!

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

a shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got that one within 30 seconds of you posting it, I'd be a bloody fast typer!"

Lol you got google open in another tab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's a googler !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The letter E "

You beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got that one within 30 seconds of you posting it, I'd be a bloody fast typer!

Lol you got google open in another tab "

I haven't, seriously! Now be nice, its not often I do this well at games

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got that one within 30 seconds of you posting it, I'd be a bloody fast typer!

Lol you got google open in another tab

I haven't, seriously! Now be nice, its not often I do this well at games "

Lol im kidding pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, easy one, a room without walls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, easy one, a room without walls?"

mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, easy one, a room without walls?

mushroom "

Told you so.

Right, this is an ORIGINAL, so cannot be googled, ha! (But may not be particularly good because I just made it up)

A clock may make you think of me

But I'd say 'no, not I'

I may be in your garden though

Think sagely, won't you try?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, easy one, a room without walls?

mushroom

Told you so.

Right, this is an ORIGINAL, so cannot be googled, ha! (But may not be particularly good because I just made it up)

A clock may make you think of me

But I'd say 'no, not I'

I may be in your garden though

Think sagely, won't you try?"

Thyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bah! "

Lol good effort though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a tongue but do not speak

Eyes but cannot sea

A sole but do not live

What am I?"

A shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are spec manuals for a multidimentional thermonuclear pressure ceiling monitor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat this you will die

If you drink this you will die

If you breathe this you will die

What is it?

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