FabSwingers.com forum: Are you in or out?

By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

You get £1 billion, but every time you spend money, a small Victorian child appears next to you and loudly asks, “Is this what we needed, father/mother?”

Are you in or out?

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By *amie HantsWoman
5 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

Yes my sickly Victorian child. Yes this is what we need. Now please sweep the chimney and earn your keep.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

Can I stop it after the first time?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Yep I’m in. My husbands were more annoying than that to be honest

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By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

"Can I stop it after the first time? "

If you stop spending the money, sure.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Can I stop it after the first time?

If you stop spending the money, sure."

I think I'm out then

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

Is it the same child popping up and disappearing each time or will I end up with a huge family to provide for?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’ll just stick earplugs in and gaily spend my money, thanks

Mrs TMN x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 weeks ago

Reading

In.

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By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

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By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

"Is it the same child popping up and disappearing each time or will I end up with a huge family to provide for?"

Its the same child, and don't worry, he never asks for more.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Do I have to adopt said child or do they disappear after each spend?

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By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

Nah, he buggers off after his announcement.

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By *ackformore100Man
5 weeks ago

Tin town

"You get £1 billion, but every time you spend money, a small Victorian child appears next to you and loudly asks, “Is this what we needed, father/mother?”

Are you in or out?"

What a brilliant idea... Love it. Maybe they should have it as a pop window on amazon / tesxo / other websites are available when you go to pay for your basket... 'is this what we needed? "...

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Oh in that case gimme the money

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

Easy decision.

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By *ooBulMan
5 weeks ago

SNottingham

I'll conjure up the ghost of Dick Van Dyke who has a shit English accent by the way (that all American's do when copying), then says something about Mary Poppin's and loudly sings "Chim Chim Cher-ee" to drown out the Victorian child...

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Easy decision. "
in the words of Michael Jordan ‘fuck them kids’

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By *enk15 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

"I'll conjure up the ghost of Dick Van Dyke who has a shit English accent by the way (that all American's do when copying), then says something about Mary Poppin's and loudly sings "Chim Chim Cher-ee" to drown out the Victorian child...

Amazing what a billion pounds can buy you these days.

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