FabSwingers.com forum: Taking a piss with an erection

Wokingham

Ladies this struggle is real!!

Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!

Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!

Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.

So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

That's what sinks were invented for.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
5 weeks ago

Prestwich

Nightmare.

The other night I woke with an insane erection, like I was a teenager, it was impossible to piss.

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By *ideshaft1971Man
5 weeks ago

Midlands

Omg, such an issue, when I’m hard as a board, it’s impossible

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Kneel down. Much easier.

Pissing with a hard on can be tricky but surely using hands to aim stops it going everywhere? 🤔🤷‍♂️

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Alfreton

Can be a balance sometimes, as I love it when hard and needing a wee, as I get soo hard and soo sensitive. But then the need to wee takes over, but you’re cocks too hard to force it down to wee. Have sometimes ended up weeing inside my wife’s pussy filling her full of wee. Then things get very wet and messy X

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"Kneel down. Much easier.

Pissing with a hard on can be tricky but surely using hands to aim stops it going everywhere? 🤔🤷‍♂️"

I did use my hands to aim. It was the two stream effect that was my downfall 😔

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By *alf GarnetMan
5 weeks ago

Horwich

"That's what sinks were invented for."

That’s bloody disgusting !!!

You should always pee into her bathroom sponge and squeeze it back into the toilet

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"That's what sinks were invented for.

That’s bloody disgusting !!!

You should always pee into her bathroom sponge and squeeze it back into the toilet

Now that’s the kind of inventive thinking that makes this country great 👏🏻 🤣

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"That's what sinks were invented for.

That’s bloody disgusting !!!

You should always pee into her bathroom sponge and squeeze it back into the toilet

#Levels

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Cardiff

Sit down and take a piss as that way you reduce the risk of pissing all over the seat something were so good at lol

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By *oodmessMan
5 weeks ago

yumsville

Have to say, it's worse with a cock ring.. you see the funny side but like you, you stand their like wft is this offshoot

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Alfreton

Tried that, but that gap under the lid and the rim, end up weeing all over my feet 😉 X

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By *apybarasCouple
5 weeks ago

High Lighthouse

Wasn't there a sequence in the film "Friends with benefits" on exactly this subject.

I recall it being accurate.

I often have to have a "sink wee" to manage this problem.

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By *he GnashingMan
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

How many guys with erections does it take to put a toilet seat down?

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By *inkywife1981Couple
5 weeks ago

A town near you

"Ladies this struggle is real!!

Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!

Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.

So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms. "

Stand at the back door next time

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Alfreton

There’s the solution, thankyou X

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"Ladies this struggle is real!!

Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!

Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.

So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms.

Stand at the back door next time"

Looking at the back door gave him the errection.

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By *hortieWoman
5 weeks ago

Northampton

This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal

As long as he doesn’t have an erection!! He’ll miss your clit entirely and piss one jet in your eye and the other on your feet. 🫣😜

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
5 weeks ago

London

This made me chuckle lol

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By *agic.MMan
5 weeks ago

Orpington

I knew being able to do a handstand would come in handy ...and this is it 🙌

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By *jonesMan
5 weeks ago

south west

I go in the shower

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By *myKnightCouple
5 weeks ago

London

Nearly pmsl reading through this thread!

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"Nearly pmsl reading through this thread!

Hope you haven't got a boner.

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"Nearly pmsl reading through this thread!

Hope you haven't got a boner.

Beat me to it!! 🥁 Ba-dum-tah

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Chichester

Easiest way to piss while rock hard and not make a mess.

Sit on toilet and like cock down Job done and wash your maggot after in sink

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By *eyond PurityCouple
5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Sit down and hold it down vertically…hope you don’t piss enough for your tip to be dipping in - splash back isn’t good either as the flow is strong 👀

Full strip wash afterwards 😋

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By *carlettsWoman
5 weeks ago

Harpenden

"That's what sinks were invented for."

Noooooo!!!

lol

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"That's what sinks were invented for.

Noooooo!!!

lol"

But how would you know if he had desecrated your sink?? You’re going to think twice before letting someone use your bathroom now!? 🫣

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By *carlettsWoman
5 weeks ago

Harpenden

"That's what sinks were invented for.

Noooooo!!!

lol

But how would you know if he had desecrated your sink?? You’re going to think twice before letting someone use your bathroom now!? 🫣"

Well unless rinsed well sure they might be some tell tell sign?

Yes I might just say it's out of order lol

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By *iscotti32Woman
5 weeks ago

Just piss on her next time?

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By *moothdickMan
5 weeks ago

stoke

U lucky sod for having a meet, I get the cleaning products when I’m having a hard on wank

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By *an8iMan
5 weeks ago

Bilston

"That's what sinks were invented for."

💯☝️

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Call it man squirt. Now you’re a sexual god.

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By *he force is strongeCouple
5 weeks ago

stainforth

"This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal

I do this with Cazz sometimes, she loves it and it is an amazing feeling so I am told

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Chichester

"Call it man squirt. Now you’re a sexual god. "

lol or just Clear watery cum

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Call it man squirt. Now you’re a sexual god.

lol or just Clear watery cum "

He could flex and call himself Poseidon 💪💦

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By *r9inchMan
5 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire

Treat yourself to a sit down wee. Push your cock down and lean forward to help push it down if you’re rock hard

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By *r.EdibleMan
5 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

It's not an issue in the slightest for the internal watersports enthusiast

Fabulous 👌

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"It's not an issue in the slightest for the internal watersports enthusiast

Fabulous 👌"

If you were to take a firm grip with those gloves mate, you’ll be pissing in 20 different directions !!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

I often wake in the middle of the night with a full on stiff. And mine curves up for a bit. I've occasionally had to get on my knees and someone how balance so my knob is almost pointing down but then it can be a but restrictive so slows the flow down. Not a sexy look

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

Why don't you have a sit down wee?

However, as we are sharing peeing stories... I can't seem to wee straight if I crouch down to have a wildy wee when outdoors. Mine fans out and I often wee on my trainers/walking boots. It's so annoying.

Also, if I have just had an orgasm I struggle to be able to wee even though I really feel the need to go.

Mrs

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By *ellhungvweMan
5 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Taking a pee with a hard on is a nightmare - it means you need to stand 6ft away instead of the usual 3ft

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

"Why don't you have a sit down wee?

Also, if I have just had an orgasm I struggle to be able to wee even though I really feel the need to go.

Mrs"
impossible it just points up and too big to push down

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By *ideshaft1971Man
5 weeks ago

Midlands

"Taking a pee with a hard on is a nightmare - it means you need to stand 6ft away instead of the usual 3ft

That’s so true, or your trying to bend forwards to get the angle right!

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By *edonisthenryMan
5 weeks ago

Cambridge

"Just piss on her next time?"

Pissing on each other is a great thing to do in a bathtub as I have found.

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
5 weeks ago

Manchester

What about sitting on the seat and pushing it in .

No way in the world we be able to piss standing up . it be on my face

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By *ideshaft1971Man
5 weeks ago

Midlands

Tried that, to hard to push down lol

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By *ortySwitchMan
5 weeks ago

london

Just put your hand over the head and it acts like a diffuser. I learnt that in my teens!

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By *liceDarkTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Worksop

Feet on the cistern. Hands in the floor.

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

stand with your back to the toilet and piss over your shoulder

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By *enidorm25Couple
5 weeks ago

Runcorn

Yes same here rock hard bonner had to take the plank position over the toilet hands on the cistern

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"stand with your back to the toilet and piss over your shoulder"

Show off ! 🤭

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By *hil most chillMan
5 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Always sit down to pee! You deserve a break

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By *ikerdevil2025Man
5 weeks ago

Surrey

The old bath tub trick is an option

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By *an1978Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

The lady sounds like a great sport

I've seen men try the kinda Michael Jackson lean angle...

Or the shower...

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By *an SummersMan
5 weeks ago

Near you?

"Ladies this struggle is real!!

Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!

Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.

So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms. "

Was the 45°, head against the wall lean not cutting it?

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By *ir Girth a lot OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

"Ladies this struggle is real!!

Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!

Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.

So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms.

Was the 45°, head against the wall lean not cutting it?"

I did think about that but there was a window above the toilet. It was deep window. If I’d have leaned forward my cock and balls would have been resting on the cistern 😂

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By *orbidden eastMan
5 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

It gets that hard times I have to go two handed at a weird angle 🤣

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