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"This morning Hangover horn...😬 "More drinks for the lady please. | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...." I could come and take the dogs for a walk for you. | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...." I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔 | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all .... I could come and take the dogs for a walk for you. "What a gent x | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all .... I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔" Wash you're mouth out with soap young man ....I won't even masterbated when David Attenborough is on the TV | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all .... I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔 Wash you're mouth out with soap young man ....I won't even masterbated when David Attenborough is on the TV " Pervert. | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed." Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 " Of course, I am a multitasker! | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 Of course, I am a multitasker!" A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful | |||
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"A very long time and I am abstaining from sex too - until I find that special person." Surely that will send you insane?
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 Of course, I am a multitasker! A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful "A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky! | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 Of course, I am a multitasker! A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!"Care to show me? | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 Of course, I am a multitasker! A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!
Care to show me? "Can't I'm afraid, using both my hands and I am chewing gum, already got a mouthful, sorry Chunky. | |||
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 Of course, I am a multitasker! A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!
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Can't I'm afraid, using both my hands and I am chewing gum, already got a mouthful, sorry Chunky."Just my bloody luck.  | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...." I just shot a load over your profile pic. Now i have to get the wet wipes out and clean my keyboard. | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all .... I just shot a load over your profile pic. Now i have to get the wet wipes out and clean my keyboard." I take no responsibility xx  | |||
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"Last night send me off to sleep lovely "Ah you can't beat  this. Perfect way to send yourself off to slumber land | |||
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...." Masturbating in the garden…… now that’s the one!!! | |||
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Ah you can't beat this. Perfect way to send yourself off to slumber land"Agreed 😈 | |||
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"Last night send me off to sleep lovely "Video?????? | |||
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"This morning ☺️" About due again then, right? 👀😜 | |||
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"This morning ☺️ About due again then, right? 👀😜" You know me 😇 | |||
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"Alone as in without anyone's input, physically or verbally?" Yes. Alone, babe. | |||
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"This morning ☺️ About due again then, right? 👀😜 You know me 😇" I do, but maybe a refresher is needed 😉 | |||
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"Last night "Don’t be sad. I’m not judging. | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21" 23 minutes. Not bad. | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21" Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21 23 minutes. Not bad. " I need to improve my boring self masterbation technique | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21 Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun" I wear it on the other wrist! 😝 | |||
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"A very long time and I am abstaining from sex too - until I find that special person. Surely that will send you insane?
I cannot imagine not cumming for a week, it would be coming out of my fucking ears mate"The trick with insanity is to become so insane that you no longer possess the insight to realise you are. | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21 Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun I wear it on the other wrist! 😝" Heh. Your diary probably makes for very interesting reading | |||
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21 23 minutes. Not bad. I need to improve my boring self masterbation technique" Message me. I know a link | |||
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"This morning when Mr left for work "If you'd have done that before he went to work he'd have been late. | |||
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"This morning, in the shower "Snap. | |||
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"This morning, in the shower
Snap."I didn't notice you in my shower. | |||
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"When did you last masturbate? - Alone" This afternoon
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Don’t be sad. I’m not judging. "Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? | |||
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Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? "Only too well. It's been far too long for me. | |||
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Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? "Yes. I know. I know just the person for you. | |||
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"I don't think I ever have. what really "Really. I've done it for men, but never alone for my own enjoyment. Not that I can recall. I don't get anything from it. | |||
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"I don't think I ever have. what really
Really. I've done it for men, but never alone for my own enjoyment. Not that I can recall.
I don't get anything from it.
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"Yesterday morning but stroking again. " are you watching porn? | |||
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"About to wank soon "Yeah love to see that fantasy mine fantastic photos btw | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again "What. Did. You. Do? 😳 | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳"edged. At your request. The whole forum saw it | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳"I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆 | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆"Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂 | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆
Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂" might be my next fab name 😆😆 | |||
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆
Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂
might be my next fab name 😆😆"You choose, I'll the other one 😂 | |||
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