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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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I know what’s good for me. And you’re NOT

Anyway

Stupidest thing you’ve done for someone HOT 🔥?

Maybe I’ve asked this before but indulge me

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By *ndymac888Man
4 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Married them 😂

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Moved 400 miles to be nearer to him and he turned out to be a dick

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

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I've already confessed signing my soul away and don't want you to judge me (again 🥲).

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By *ea monkeyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Beth Mcarthy is great pop!

Oh I’ve done so many dumb things

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By *rikTheVikingMan
4 weeks ago

Swansea

Called in sick at work for a meet 110 miles away , met at a cafe to start with only to find my supervisor there with his family in the same cafe (He was on holiday, and i was supposed to be his cover for the week).. Awkward...

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By *viatrixWoman
4 weeks ago

Redhill

Booked a £200 hotel room, he came within 5 minutes, blabbered stupid excuses and left me in my £200 hotel room for the rest of the night. I went home within an hour lol.

Worst thing is that it wasn’t the first time he’d cum and run hahahaaha but it was the first time for me to cough up so much for a hotel room and the EVEN WORSE thing is that he is so fucking hot (possibly hottest man I’ve ever bedded- despite praecox issues hahaahaha) that I’d probably do it again…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Got Bert and Ernie out. But then I’ve got Bert and Ernie out for people who weren’t hot too… so 🤷‍♂️

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By *dalisqueWoman
4 weeks ago

land of make believe

I put the key to my heart in their pocket.

🩵

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Got Bert and Ernie out. But then I’ve got Bert and Ernie out for people who weren’t hot too… so 🤷‍♂️"

I’m hotter than most thank you very much.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Beth Mcarthy is great pop!

Oh I’ve done so many dumb things"

I’ve met her you know

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Got Bert and Ernie out. But then I’ve got Bert and Ernie out for people who weren’t hot too… so 🤷‍♂️

I’m hotter than most thank you very much. "

Ok cub calm down 🤣🤣

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Booked a £200 hotel room, he came within 5 minutes, blabbered stupid excuses and left me in my £200 hotel room for the rest of the night. I went home within an hour lol.

Worst thing is that it wasn’t the first time he’d cum and run hahahaaha but it was the first time for me to cough up so much for a hotel room and the EVEN WORSE thing is that he is so fucking hot (possibly hottest man I’ve ever bedded- despite praecox issues hahaahaha) that I’d probably do it again…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

Oh. My. God. TRAUMA

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By *ea monkeyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Beth Mcarthy is great pop!

Oh I’ve done so many dumb things

I’ve met her you know"

Name dropping isn’t cool.

That’s what I told Harrison Ford

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Beth Mcarthy is great pop!

Oh I’ve done so many dumb things

I’ve met her you know

Name dropping isn’t cool.

That’s what I told Harrison Ford"

🤣 WHO?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Showed up at his place wearing nothing but lingerie and a coat. In winter.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Introduced them to someone else. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

More recently? Was persuaded to dress up as a bunny girl to their Hugh Hefner for a club night. 😇😇

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By *ea monkeyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Showed up at his place wearing nothing but lingerie and a coat. In winter. "

That just sounds hot

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading


"Showed up at his place wearing nothing but lingerie and a coat. In winter.

That just sounds hot"

It was winter. And I got lost on the way to his front door. Also, he didn't appreciate the effort, we had sex and he gave me three hints that he wanted me gone. Definitely not worth it!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
4 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Let them take emotional advantage of me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Introduced them to someone else. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

More recently? Was persuaded to dress up as a bunny girl to their Hugh Hefner for a club night. 😇😇"

Pics or it didn’t happen 🤷‍♂️

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Introduced them to someone else. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

More recently? Was persuaded to dress up as a bunny girl to their Hugh Hefner for a club night. 😇😇"

It doesn’t count if it’s a partner

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Altrincham

I left a marriage of 7yrs for a bloke I'd known 2wks, moved 50 miles to be with him... 24yrs later, 2 children, still together... And his consent to play around 😈

👸🏼

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central


"Booked a £200 hotel room, he came within 5 minutes, blabbered stupid excuses and left me in my £200 hotel room for the rest of the night. I went home within an hour lol.

Worst thing is that it wasn’t the first time he’d cum and run hahahaaha but it was the first time for me to cough up so much for a hotel room and the EVEN WORSE thing is that he is so fucking hot (possibly hottest man I’ve ever bedded- despite praecox issues hahaahaha) that I’d probably do it again…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

We'd crowdfund you

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By *immers123Woman
4 weeks ago

South Molton

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By *immers123Woman
4 weeks ago

South Molton

Got chlamydia off them for a 2nd time...

Lent them money knowing I wouldn't get it back..

Let them keep returning after ghosting me.

After a year of no contact and him messaging after blocking me I finally seen sense, got the ick and realised he's not even that hot

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I know what’s good for me. And you’re NOT

Anyway

Stupidest thing you’ve done for someone HOT 🔥?

Maybe I’ve asked this before but indulge me"

Kept in touch when they were clearly trying to fade me out. Ouch.

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By *ucka39Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Trusted them and formed a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I've done stupid things for those that were barely tepid.

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By *KloganMan
4 weeks ago

Ramsbottom

Oh man, this takes me back….

Introduced her to my best friend and housemate back in my twenties, they ended up together…

I had the last laugh though as I took custody of our goldfish…💪

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By *exyInLatinMan
4 weeks ago

Warsop


"Showed up at his place wearing nothing but lingerie and a coat. In winter.

That just sounds hot

It was winter. And I got lost on the way to his front door. Also, he didn't appreciate the effort, we had sex and he gave me three hints that he wanted me gone. Definitely not worth it!"

Eurgh…..this chap needs his head sorting out!

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

Invited him to my house at 11.30 pm.

At 6ft 9 and muscular he could have crushed me with one bicep.

Thankfully, he didn't and I'm alive to tell the tale.

As a bonus, the sex was pretty amazing too

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By *oomerangboyMan
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Quit my job & moved 40 mile, married her, turns out she was boring as f0(k and terrible in bed,

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By *uke02Man
4 weeks ago

Waterford City

Ended up looking up with a girl (lost my virginity to this girl) and found out a week later that she was a friends girlfriend

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Oh man, this takes me back….

Introduced her to my best friend and housemate back in my twenties, they ended up together…

I had the last laugh though as I took custody of our goldfish…💪"

😂😂😂😂

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"Got chlamydia off them for a 2nd time...

Lent them money knowing I wouldn't get it back..

Let them keep returning after ghosting me.

After a year of no contact and him messaging after blocking me I finally seen sense, got the ick and realised he's not even that hot "

Nah this is terrifying 😭

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Years ago, gave them a 2nd chance, after they messed me about & shock horror they did it again.

Funnily enough, they messaged me last year after we hadn't spoken for ages. I declined to keep in touch.

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By *veenBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

He wasn't super hot but was really good in the bed and because of that I kept giving money for him everytime he asked for it even he didn't give it back.... I was a fool

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By *isskxxyvWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

The bathroom mirrors laughing at me, cause she knows I’m just one drink away from your sheets 🤭

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By *ighlandCooWoman
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Slept with him on two more occasions because he was 100% my type and the sex was great.....AFTER he told me I wasn't the normal type he'd go for, and I was too curvy for him..

Oh well!

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends


"The bathroom mirrors laughing at me, cause she knows I’m just one drink away from your sheets 🤭"

i told myself i wouldn’t be here again

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By *eordieJeansCouple
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve done this multiple times and still never learn. I let them wear my favourite hoody and never get it back.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

No specific thing, just put up with someone who was emotionally abusive and defended her to friends who tried to show me what was going on.

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By *viatrixWoman
4 weeks ago

Redhill


"Booked a £200 hotel room, he came within 5 minutes, blabbered stupid excuses and left me in my £200 hotel room for the rest of the night. I went home within an hour lol.

Worst thing is that it wasn’t the first time he’d cum and run hahahaaha but it was the first time for me to cough up so much for a hotel room and the EVEN WORSE thing is that he is so fucking hot (possibly hottest man I’ve ever bedded- despite praecox issues hahaahaha) that I’d probably do it again…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We'd crowdfund you "

Hahaha he is the biggest timewaster I’ve had! 😂😂😂

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By *viatrixWoman
4 weeks ago

Redhill


"Slept with him on two more occasions because he was 100% my type and the sex was great.....AFTER he told me I wasn't the normal type he'd go for, and I was too curvy for him..

Oh well! "

I had this so much when I was single… 😔😭

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town


"I know what’s good for me. And you’re NOT

Anyway

Stupidest thing you’ve done for someone HOT 🔥?

Maybe I’ve asked this before but indulge me"

Leant them money. Hands up if you think I got it back?

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By *oly-Jam-erousMan
4 weeks ago

Everywhere & Nowhere Baby


"The bathroom mirrors laughing at me, cause she knows I’m just one drink away from your sheets 🤭"

Love this song.

Good Bi is fab too.

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Took the blame for something i shouldn't have, then got dumped!

Lesson learned.

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By *ighlandCooWoman
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Slept with him on two more occasions because he was 100% my type and the sex was great.....AFTER he told me I wasn't the normal type he'd go for, and I was too curvy for him..

Oh well!

I had this so much when I was single… 😔😭"

Wish I could just have continuous, wonderful sex with a really hot guy who actually thought I was hot stuff too 🤣🔥🥵 that's the dream!!

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Slept with him on two more occasions because he was 100% my type and the sex was great.....AFTER he told me I wasn't the normal type he'd go for, and I was too curvy for him..

Oh well!

I had this so much when I was single… 😔😭

Wish I could just have continuous, wonderful sex with a really hot guy who actually thought I was hot stuff too 🤣🔥🥵 that's the dream!! "

Oh behave

You have fabulous curves xxx

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Hmmmmmm

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

In my early naive days of fab when I couldn't accommodate I booked/paid for hotel rooms and stuff for "meets" and was told they'd "go halves" only for them to fuck me, chat for a couple of days after and then block me without sending a penny I quickly stopped the men of fab ruined my trusting and generous nature

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