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"So the person above just doesn’t fancy going in to work tomorrow What reason can they use to tell the boss ? The crazier the better. I once used “the car wouldn’t start” Shhhhhh they don’t need to know that I wasn’t in it " I'm at minor injuries, I caught my cock in my trouser zip - I may be looking at a castration. | |||
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" I'm at minor injuries, I caught my cock in my trouser zip - I may be looking at a castration. " I can’t come in today… I can’t sit down my other half took the crop to my arse last night even the rubber ring trick isn’t working. | |||
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"I can't come in today as I have the Black Death. See you tomorrow for the staff review." Cant come in, in agony. I pulled my back tryna pull the bastard sword out the stone | |||
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"I can't come in today as I have the Black Death. See you tomorrow for the staff review. Cant come in, in agony. I pulled my back tryna pull the bastard sword out the stone " Can't come in today, I pulled last night and shes not giving back my clothes | |||
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"Sorry boss I’m busy photoshopping your face into gay porn. If you give me tomorrow off too I’ll give you a bigger penis in the pics. " Ugh! Too many cocks talking at once. I need a wellbeing day to recover. | |||
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"Sorry boss I’m busy photoshopping your face into gay porn. If you give me tomorrow off too I’ll give you a bigger penis in the pics. Ugh! Too many cocks talking at once. I need a wellbeing day to recover. " Can't come in tomorrow Ive got my big toe stuck in the other halfs nostrils | |||
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"I can't come in today as I have the Black Death. See you tomorrow for the staff review. Cant come in, in agony. I pulled my back tryna pull the bastard sword out the stone " I see what you did there lol | |||
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