FabSwingers.com forum: If you could put any object up your arse

By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

Why are

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
5 weeks ago

mid glam

Que?

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"Why are "

Why arse

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

Your dick?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

"Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘"

Oh, can I change mine to Timothée Chalamet's dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Your dick?"
o nanna don't tease the pickle

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
5 weeks ago

mid glam

Any Victoria sponge lovers?....

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Any Victoria sponge lovers?...."
sshh it's a secret

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘

Oh, can I change mine to Timothée Chalamet's dick?"

Of course. I’ll just give him a call darling 😘

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Why are

Why arse"

We’ve all got one

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Your dick?"

No thank you

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Your dick?o nanna don't tease the pickle "

she’s been teasing me for years. Just a time waster

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Andrew Tate so I could shit him out again and flush him away like the giant turd he is 🤣🤣💩💩

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"Why are

Why arse

We’ve all got one"

I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘

Oh, can I change mine to Timothée Chalamet's dick?

Of course. I’ll just give him a call darling 😘"

Oh, oh, see if you can arrange Henry Cavill's dick for me while you're at it. Ta!

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By *P_80Man
5 weeks ago

Waterford

A gold bar.

Why?

Because it would mean I have a gold bar.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A gold bar.

Why?

Because it would mean I have a gold bar."

What drinks will you be serving at your gold bar?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tonight's winning Euromillioms ticket.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Why are

Why arse

We’ve all got one

I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles."

Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Why are

Why arse

We’ve all got one

I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.

Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?

Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*an

(fukkit!)

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Why are

Why arse

We’ve all got one

I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.

Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?

Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌"

What is love?

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By *imale46ukMan
5 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

Hello iam a dirty perv i have fucked myself with a rolling pin

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[Removed by poster at 06/06/25 16:13:54]

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Hello iam a dirty perv i have fucked myself with a rolling pin "

You can do bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘"

Possibly as wooden as his acting 🤣

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By *lexm87Man
5 weeks ago

Various

"Andrew Tate so I could shit him out again and flush him away like the giant turd he is 🤣🤣💩💩"

Can I suggest you do this in a toilet connected to a septic tank, just to make sure he can't escape out to sea.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Andrew Tate so I could shit him out again and flush him away like the giant turd he is 🤣🤣💩💩

Can I suggest you do this in a toilet connected to a septic tank, just to make sure he can't escape out to sea. "

Ooh good point!! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Why are

Why arse

We’ve all got one

I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.

Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?

Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌

What is love? "

.... Baby don't hurt me , don't hurt me no more.... Yes I fell into that trap lol

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By *erry bull1Man
5 weeks ago

doncaster

I tried a pineapple

I wouldn’t recommend it

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By *ayPrimeMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though. "

That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though. "

OUCH.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though.

OUCH. "
what a bloody mess

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By *hortieWoman
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Jayprime

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By *ayPrimeMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though.

That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣"

Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.

This definitely isn’t a good idea is it?

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 weeks ago

Ruislip

I'd choose Donald Trump so I could shit him out and flush him away.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though.

That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣

Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.

This definitely isn’t a good idea is it?"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Newport

Something with no girth or length....a matchstick maybe.

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By *ayPrimeMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"I'd choose Donald Trump so I could shit him out and flush him away. "

He would take credit for it, describe how some of his famous friends also excrete him (they were really good excretions, they happen all the time) then say that he was the first to discover your anus.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.

I haven’t thought this through though.

That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣

Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.

This definitely isn’t a good idea is it?"

🤣🤣 It would be great entertainment for the hospital staff though lol

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires."

Not all of him though. Yikes!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires.

Not all of him though. Yikes!

I was going to ask just how big is your asshole? 🤣🤣

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires.

Not all of him though. Yikes!

I was going to ask just how big is your asshole? 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣 He'd be wearing me like a skin suit!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires.

Not all of him though. Yikes!

I was going to ask just how big is your asshole? 🤣🤣

🤣🤣 He'd be wearing me like a skin suit!"

Perhaps that’s your new kink. Nice 😘

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By *hampersDarlingWoman
5 weeks ago

Norwich

Nothing thanks. I'd love a cucumber sandwich though! 😊

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

It’d be something very very small, well lubricated and retrievable

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"Nothing thanks. I'd love a cucumber sandwich though! 😊"
only got pickles. Sorry.

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman
5 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

A cock - is this a trick question?

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

My piles. Up they go 🤭🤓

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ends

"A cock - is this a trick question?

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

An upside down pineapple..

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

"Why? Because I can.

The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘

Oh, can I change mine to Timothée Chalamet's dick?

Of course. I’ll just give him a call darling 😘"

In my dreams

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By *ortySwitchMan
5 weeks ago

london

If I could put any object up my arse it would have to be a 7 inch dildo made of pure gold. Then I would take it to Lloyds back…. Bludgeon the duckers to death with it, then take to a REAL bank (probably In Switzerland) deposit it and live off the interest!

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