FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies... Cucumber

By *008slover OP Man
5 weeks ago

Near you

I've seen some pics in various profiles of women using cucumbers inside them.

... Is this pleasurable and is it the length or girth that's the better part

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By *ltraMegaOKMan
5 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

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By *ananas57Couple
5 weeks ago

lake ariel

What about bananas

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

They love a Pickle on this site

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

I like picked onions,

I like piccalilli,

Pickled cabbage is alright, with a little bit of cheese on a Sunday night,

I like pickled walnuts,

But the thing I do prefer,

Is a little bit of cucum, cucum, cucum

Little bit of cucumber.

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By *ubInTrainingTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Coggeshall

Banana for scale…? X

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

It's not pleasurable if it's just out the fridge......(so a friend told me)

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By *coutDWoman
5 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"I've seen some pics in various profiles of women using cucumbers inside them.

... Is this pleasurable and is it the length or girth that's the better part "

Length, girth and firmness 😈. Courgette is better actually 😈😈

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By *coutDWoman
5 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Omg how could I forget, shape too!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Beware of the woman with a watermelon. You'll not be satisfying her.

It is known.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

Paging Midnight 😇

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I wonder if it has the same effect as putting slices on your eyes?

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"I wonder if it has the same effect as putting slices on your eyes?"

I don't many people slice them first 🤣🤣

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By *ouple2playCouple
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"I wonder if it has the same effect as putting slices on your eyes?"

Maybe one way makes your eyes water and the other stops them watering?

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By *ark5058Man
5 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Does using cucumbers, bananas and carrots count as part of your 5 a day

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By *eparated_galWoman
5 weeks ago

Salford

Just don't make a salad afterwards, it'll come with homemade salad cream

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I only ever buy cucumbers in 3s OP 😉

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I only ever buy cucumbers in 3s OP 😉"

One for every roll.

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By *adcouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

Ping loves how it stretched her . She also likes some extreme toys x

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

"I only ever buy cucumbers in 3s OP 😉"

Do you keep them in an airtight container? 😇

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By *ananas57Couple
5 weeks ago

lake ariel

One word ladies (fresh sweet corn)

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

My farmer friend grows cucumbers, he regularly has problems with female squatters

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"One word ladies (fresh sweet corn)

Individual pieces ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I only ever buy cucumbers in 3s OP 😉

One for every roll."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I only ever buy cucumbers in 3s OP 😉

Do you keep them in an airtight container? 😇"

Oh yes. Always airtight 😉

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By *r Man45Man
5 weeks ago

North West

I think it just adds to the taste when you've tossed the salad.

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By *ananas57Couple
5 weeks ago

lake ariel

"One word ladies (fresh sweet corn)

Individual pieces ?

"
on the cob, of course

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By *NormalMan01Man
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

Well, it’s the hottest video right now so it must be good!

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By *ndyPandy1963Man
5 weeks ago

Wandsworth

I have a lady in Essex coming up to London next Friday for afternoon tea. She told me she likes cold things and keeps a glass dildo in her fridge...there's a peeled banana in the freezer waiting for her! 😁

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By *iverstMan
5 weeks ago

Rossendale

"Just don't make a salad afterwards, it'll come with homemade salad cream "

🤣😂🤣😂

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By *i fem huntersCouple
5 weeks ago

london

I think it's just part of their 5 a day......

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By *ananas57Couple
5 weeks ago

lake ariel

Hubby said it was the best corn on the cob he’s ever tasted

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By *midnight-Woman
5 weeks ago

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"Paging Midnight 😇"

Facking hell... For some reason I didn't think my responses would be published

Currently hiding under a rock 😆😆

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By *midnight-Woman
5 weeks ago

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I once had a ginormous Daddy carrot... Omg he was divine 💦💦💦

I'm like one of those spiders that has a fascination with eating my 'mate' after 😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Could be cost of living I mean a cucumber less than a quid

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
5 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

In all honesty never tried a cucumber but have many dildos of many different lengths and girths

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By *uldge2024Man
5 weeks ago

durham

"In all honesty never tried a cucumber but have many dildos of many different lengths and girths"

What’s you biggest x

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By *008slover OP Man
4 weeks ago

Near you

Tried this with a lady lady night. Actually quite a turn on seeing it being swallowed up and seeing the gape after

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber

lovely straight out the fridge..chop the end off obviously, peel and whittle if it's a bit toooo girthy. Usually the occasion is me being super horny, I'm amazed one hasn't come out spiralised yet 😂😛

I've heard courgettes are better, but the slickness of the cucumber gives it the edge 👍 and corn cob- way too girthy. Carrots are an acceptable substitute if I can find one girthy enough. Mooli works too.

Ahhh, I love kitchens

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By *erotic_adventureMan
4 weeks ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"I wonder if it has the same effect as putting slices on your eyes?"

I would hazard a guess, one may reduce puffiness and the other may increase such

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀

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By *sStephenPickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber

Ahhh, I love kitchens

Try pickling them

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By *sStephenPickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀"

Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Who says I waste food??

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber

Ahhh, I love kitchens

Try pickling them "

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting "

(g)rapefruiting

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By *sStephenPickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting

(g)rapefruiting "

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By *immyMcGillMan
4 weeks ago

Hornchurch

"One word ladies (fresh sweet corn)

I can imagine that’s quite a sensation. How about some pics?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

I hate cucumbers and have no inclination to stick them in any orifice

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Is it going on the salmon and cucumber sandwiches afterwards?

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
4 weeks ago

Telford

I've seen someone with a massive squash haha it scared me.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
4 weeks ago

Norwich

Sounds like someone ought to do one of those polls on “favourite insertable vegetable”

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Something I've never done and wouldn't do.

I get why people do it, its just not my thing

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I've seen someone with a massive squash haha it scared me. "

I wonder if it was the same woman I did.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

I used a piece of corn once.

It was riding a bike over cobblestones.

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 weeks ago

Springfield

Most of them are rather tasteless and watery.

Cucumbers also.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Most of them are rather tasteless and watery.

Cucumbers also."

😆😆😆

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