FabSwingers.com forum: Most embarrassing place you ever Masturbated

By *cLovin2 OP Man
7 weeks ago

London

So as a student I was working in an office one Saturday evening, it was empty. So I thought I'd knock one out on the couch in reception.

After the deed was done, I was lying down on the sofa, face down recovering. In walks a colleague.

I played ill, I don't think he realised what I'd been up to. But not sure.

What is the most embarrassing place you knocked/rubbed one out?

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By *ohn25abcMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham

"So as a student I was working in an office one Saturday evening, it was empty. So I thought I'd knock one out on the couch in reception.

After the deed was done, I was lying down on the sofa, face down recovering. In walks a colleague.

I played ill, I don't think he realised what I'd been up to. But not sure.

What is the most embarrassing place you knocked/rubbed one out?

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By *ohn25abcMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham

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By *anacheMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton

Years ago I was walking along the beach on a nice hot day and felt horny, so I found a secluded spot and masturbated till I shot my load of cum.

Then I saw a guy looking over and then walked away.

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By *anacheMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton

Another time I was at the gym and after having a shower I sat in the changing room feeling horny. I thought the place was empty so started stroking my cock and after a few minutes a guy came over and said are you alright? I quickly put my towel over my erect cock 😁 he just walked away 🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Another time I was at the gym and after having a shower I sat in the changing room feeling horny. I thought the place was empty so started stroking my cock and after a few minutes a guy came over and said are you alright? I quickly put my towel over my erect cock 😁 he just walked away 🤣"

Seeing a pattern here

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By *he Gentleman.Man
7 weeks ago

Sitlington

On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off.

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Harrogate

"On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off."

Did they get off before you did?

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By *verageHoesCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

"On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off.

Did they get off before you did?"

3 came at once

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By *estructionDollyWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I have self control and don't tend to masturbate in inappropriate places 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *arvey67Man
7 weeks ago

Grimsby

My GP is a lovely German woman, saw her the other day and she told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why and she replied "I am trying to examine you"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Why did she need to examine your penis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Leamington Spar

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

"Leamington Spar"

Not the Co-Op ?

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By *arrysmiffffMan
7 weeks ago

Colchester

Campsite showers!

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By *enfleetEssexMan
7 weeks ago

Benfleet

I used to work in a night club, after hours I was locking up had a quick wank in the office, came in the bin where there were some tissues and papers.

Next day the office receptionist had tried to find some old printouts in the bin and ended up with spunk on her hands, I had to deny all knowledge and try to blame one of the other workers!!

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
7 weeks ago

London

"I have self control and don't tend to masturbate in inappropriate places 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Inappropriate places with inappropriate people is fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Leamington Spar

Not the Co-Op ?"

It was definitely the Spar in Leamington, I remember the red and white price tickets.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

Bosses office on a night shift 🤭

Hope to have some company some time and make it a bit more fun!

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By *anacheMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton

I can't help myself 😧😂

Seeing a pattern here

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By *orkswatcherMan
7 weeks ago

Wakefield

Train toilet

Plane toilet

Airport Toilet

Woods

Behind a shop counter while open

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By *2000ManMan
7 weeks ago

Worthing

Bedroom...got thrown out of MFI.

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By *elly and daveCouple
7 weeks ago

gateshead

"Bedroom...got thrown out of MFI."

Beat me to it....drat..lol

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By *ansoffateMan
7 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The post vasectomy semen test was a bit weird at Liverpool Women's hospital.

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By *rallover1000Man
7 weeks ago

st helens

In train toilet, in a bunker on a golf course one summers night

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
7 weeks ago

London

Train toilet seems to be common eugh I can't think of more of a turn off than the faint stench of urine

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By *anacheMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton

You're worse than me ha

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By *unkym34Man
7 weeks ago

London

This one time at band camp

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By *alm_one4Man
7 weeks ago

RM16

To me?

In the back of my parents car, late night on way home after a day out, sister sitting next to me.

Really.

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By *ou only yolo onceCouple
7 weeks ago

Shropshire

Worked late in the office once. Knocked one out on the office computer.

Next day the manager and the owner we're waiting by the computer when I arrived.

They turned the screen on.

Porn was still there.

So dumb... mortified.

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By *ossie1Man
7 weeks ago

Heathrow

"I used to work in a night club, after hours I was locking up had a quick wank in the office, came in the bin where there were some tissues and papers.

Next day the office receptionist had tried to find some old printouts in the bin and ended up with spunk on her hands, I had to deny all knowledge and try to blame one of the other workers!!"

lol that’s so funny. Did she work out straight away it was spunk ?

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