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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard

Yesterday I was hoping to meet so did the whole veet thing, then I showered. Then I got my Impulse out and sprayed it on.....would love to hear any other carry on type combinations, deliberate or accidental!

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By *aizyWoman
1 week ago

west midlands

Ouch, OP 😬

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke

So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

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By *aizyWoman
1 week ago

west midlands


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉"

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??"

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman
1 week ago

west midlands


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣"

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲

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By *moothGrooveWoman
1 week ago

Durham

I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲"

So darling. Does it sting on your foof? 🤣🤣

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉"

Many things have been there, but a can of Impulse???

It was fine until I got a little too close to the bikini line

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By *aizyWoman
1 week ago

west midlands


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲

So darling. Does it sting on your foof? 🤣🤣"

Bloody does, I can still remember the sting like it was yesterday!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Ouch OP! Just ouch!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Many things have been there, but a can of Impulse???

It was fine until I got a little too close to the bikini line "

Brilliant. Oops.

Clearly I missed the Impulse thing entirely.

I was more of a Charlie kind of girl

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲"

Not alone, thank goodness 💖

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By *tephanie63Woman
1 week ago

BRIDGWATER

Once when I had an FWB a few streets away, I accidentally put my hold up stockings on inside out and wore a pair of shoes too high to walk in. I tottered along trying not to break an ankle, all the while trying to stop the hold ups falling down. One did unfortunately fall all the way down to my ankle, worse still a man cutting his grass saw me.

I didn't wear the stockings on the return journey...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲

So darling. Does it sting on your foof? 🤣🤣

Bloody does, I can still remember the sting like it was yesterday!"

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder how I missed this growing up 🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!! "

Sorry I shouldn’t laugh but I’m howling 🤣😆

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By *moothGrooveWoman
1 week ago

Durham


"I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!!

Sorry I shouldn’t laugh but I’m howling 🤣😆"

So was I!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!! "

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲

So darling. Does it sting on your foof? 🤣🤣

Bloody does, I can still remember the sting like it was yesterday!

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder how I missed this growing up 🤣"

We can introduce it for next time!

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
1 week ago

woburn sands


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲"

They now actually target spray for men and women specifically for down there!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 week ago

The Big Smoke


"So OP does Impulse sting on your arse crack? Asking entirely for me 😉

Did you never spray Impulse all over including your bits when you were a teenager, LB??

Nope. Was it a thing? 🤣🤣

I have no idea I just remember doing it once 😲

So darling. Does it sting on your foof? 🤣🤣

Bloody does, I can still remember the sting like it was yesterday!

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder how I missed this growing up 🤣

We can introduce it for next time! "

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
1 week ago

woburn sands

As a young man I once used a bit of old spice after shaving my pubes.. had red blotches for a week...

My god it was sore

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"Once when I had an FWB a few streets away, I accidentally put my hold up stockings on inside out and wore a pair of shoes too high to walk in. I tottered along trying not to break an ankle, all the while trying to stop the hold ups falling down. One did unfortunately fall all the way down to my ankle, worse still a man cutting his grass saw me.

I didn't wear the stockings on the return journey..."

I was doing a very bad version of Riverdance for a minute! I feel you x

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
1 week ago

woburn sands

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By *luffyangelWoman
1 week ago

London

I once decided to touch myself one night! Took me 3 seconds to realise that no matter how well you wash your hands fresh chilli "juice" lingers. This girl now wants 48 hours 🙄

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By *luffyangelWoman
1 week ago

London

***waits***

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"I once decided to touch myself one night! Took me 3 seconds to realise that no matter how well you wash your hands fresh chilli "juice" lingers. This girl now wants 48 hours 🙄 "

Once?? I don't believe it!

Just like _moothgroove, you women can't convince me of innocence!

I hope anns pray it wasn't a California reaper though! 🙏

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!! "

Damn beat me to it. Horse liniment on the hamstrings before rugby, go for your last nervous wee before kick off and cockatoa 🌋

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By *luffyangelWoman
1 week ago

London

Seriously its was 1000000 on the chilli heat scale. You could have powered a submarine for a year that tiny red innocent looking pepper was a devil! Tip two never rub your eye after making peri peri chicken! Good news though remembered not to touch myself that time!

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
1 week ago

kendal


"I had just finished a race and lathered my calves in deep heat.... then went to the toilet without washing my hands first!! "

I've been there...... it's an incredibly humbling moment in a woman's life for sure 🤣

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By *ena Amour OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

Chard


"Seriously its was 1000000 on the chilli heat scale. You could have powered a submarine for a year that tiny red innocent looking pepper was a devil! Tip two never rub your eye after making peri peri chicken! Good news though remembered not to touch myself that time!"

I am more of a stroker, than a rubber when it comes to my eye. But I will heed your advice x

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