FabSwingers.com forum: Washing machine kissing

By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwah!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good kisser xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!

I'm now actually very relieved!!

Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!

*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed! "

and a guy who doesn't kiss well isn't going to be...I love kissing...it is such an important part of the encounter for me..

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!

I'm now actually very relieved!!

Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!

*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!

But do you kiss like a washing machine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tongue is the mouth is just a small part of a truly great kiss, its also about the lip licking/nibbling, faces touching and nose to nose x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

Tonsil ticklers need not apply eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told i'm a 'sensual' kisser, whatever the feck THAT means! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!

I'm now actually very relieved!!

Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!

*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!

But do you kiss like a washing machine??"

No he doesn't! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!

I'm now actually very relieved!!

Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!

*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!

But do you kiss like a washing machine??"

Don't think so!

I certainly don't foam at the mouth when kissing - or make banging and rattling noises if i've left some loose change in my jeans!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

But Obi, I've heard you do a 'short cycle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But Obi, I've heard you do a 'short cycle'

Steve - the PC wording is "Vertically Challenged!"

Even if they are freakish dwarves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

guys don't have the monopoly on poor kisses ... no tongues either way unless invited and I prefer tongue action to be limited to gentle touches of the inner lips and opposition's tongue. Anything past the teeth is deemed to be assault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what about if your tongue can go at 1400 rpm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done! "

I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Steve Winwood, taken from Kissing with Confodence:

Do you want to kiss this person? then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? worries. some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.

Is your breath fresh?

Do your have spinach on your teeth?

Is your deodorant strong enough?

You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!

I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol."

I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once kissing a girl and she thought it was sexy to bite my bottom lip, not nibble properly bite and then pull on it like she was trying to chew it off, silly wench drew blood, needless to say that didn't go much further,

For me it's not a good kiss unless the lady is choking on my tongue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!

I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.

I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face! "

I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!

I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.

I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face!

I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber!

Haha, maybe your meet should meet my meet, they'd get on I think! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!

I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!

I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.

I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face!

I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber!

Haha, maybe your meet should meet my meet, they'd get on I think! Haha"

Lol. Now i've got a picture of two snakes intertwining in my head!

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"So, what about if your tongue can go at 1400 rpm?"

That should be saved for later.....

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy!

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy!"

Mouthfuls should come MUCH later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See again this a case of each to their own.

I (minky) love hard wet kisses, tongues are a must, tongue sucking and lip biting always welcome.

just follow the golden rule, if you don't like what someone is doing ....tell them to stop or do it differently.

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"See again this a case of each to their own.

I (minky) love hard wet kisses, tongues are a must, tongue sucking and lip biting always welcome.

just follow the golden rule, if you don't like what someone is doing ....tell them to stop or do it differently."

It is the tongue rammed in (at first kiss stage) and the round and round washing cycle...Like a food mixer almost lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy!

Mouthfuls should come MUCH later...

Nothing wrong with a nice mouthful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

Maybe he just wanted the last dregs of the coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social"

Coffee and cake = a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told i am a really good kisser. But have had some awful kisses off some women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the words of Steve Winwood, taken from Kissing with Confodence:

Do you want to kiss this person? then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? worries. some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.

Is your breath fresh?

Do your have spinach on your teeth?

Is your deodorant strong enough?

You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe? "

Not Steve Winwood but Will Powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

Not after a coffee. Mint first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

Not after a coffee. Mint first x"

Who said I was kissing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"The tongue is the mouth is just a small part of a truly great kiss, its also about the lip licking/nibbling, faces touching and nose to nose x"

Sounds yummy

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee "

I hate to say it - but you're easy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee "

Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

I hate to say it - but you're easy...

why hate the fact? It's possibly my most endearing feature

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

I hate to say it - but you're easy...

why hate the fact? It's possibly my most endearing feature

I may be able to see a more endearing one from here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky. I've got the lips for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy

... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy

... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature

And what a nice cheek it is

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed! "

What about women ??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of girls give me "the washing machine"

It really isn't pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket. "

I shall remember that one

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

"
Wow - I look at my Bosch in a completely different way now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket. "

kipper

you kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a pair of lips around my Hot point

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I love kissing, must agree my heart sinks when fromthe first lip contact you know kissing is not going to be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social

ahhh so that's a social

Coffee and cake = a snog

and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'

... mind you, no real need for the cake,

.... or the coffee

Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy

... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature

And what a nice cheek it is

Thank you x .... but you should know that we're all like this in Stockport

... that and easy

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!

I'm now actually very relieved!!

Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!

*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!

Whatever happened to romance and foreplay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The tongue is the mouth is just a small part of a truly great kiss, its also about the lip licking/nibbling, faces touching and nose to nose x

Sounds yummy

Thankyou, its nice to see some people still appreciate the value of a good quality smacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sit on me mam's twin tub when it was on full spin if that counts!! Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket. "

What are the other reasons?

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I used to sit on me mam's twin tub when it was on full spin if that counts!! Ms

twin tub...ahhhh those were the days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..

What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?

Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...

What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???

In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed!

and a guy who doesn't kiss well isn't going to be...I love kissing...it is such an important part of the encounter for me.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been ages since I had a really good kiss

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By *pecifically1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Its been ages since I had a really good kiss

Given my post - likewise lol...

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