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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
6 weeks ago

London

Signs that someone is bad on bed!?

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

They jump on the bed with their shoes on.

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By *iss DevilWoman
6 weeks ago

Bedford

They're very tall- their feet would probably dangle when they're on the bed.

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By *i versMan
6 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy


"They're very tall- their feet would probably dangle when they're on the bed."
that's what happens to me lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Their kisses aren't wonderful. It all starts with the kiss.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Yawning and bags under their eyes 💜

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

See, I think I'd like this!!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

I shagged a guy with a Mandalorian duvet cover and he made me cum, the geeks are dark horses 😜🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

Excuse me this is a bonus

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By *ornLordMan
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

See, I think I'd like this!! "

And what about when they insist on the Imperial March as they enter the bedroom?

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

I shagged a guy with a Mandalorian duvet cover and he made me cum, the geeks are dark horses 😜🤣 "

I once covered someone in hot wax with a Jurassic park duvet cover as the dust sheet…. Geeks are the quiet ones you have to watch

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By *exyInLatinMan
6 weeks ago

Warsop


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

See, I think I'd like this!!

And what about when they insist on the Imperial March as they enter the bedroom?"

I'd stand up and 🫡

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By *hortieWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

Ooooohhhh I dunno..... 🤔😂

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By *exyInLatinMan
6 weeks ago

Warsop


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

I shagged a guy with a Mandalorian duvet cover and he made me cum, the geeks are dark horses 😜🤣 "

Indeed we are

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Daizy, Kinky, Eva.. I hear ya. If we were taking He-Man duvet covers I’d be right with you. Or him. Plus He-Man had Battle Cat. So I can finally say I rode a pussy.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!"

This is the attention to detail that gets you laid. Bravo.

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By *hortieWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!"

Skin deep.. funny scene in that film with GITD condoms

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Yawning and bags under their eyes 💜"

That's me on any given day lately 🤣🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

I shagged a guy with a Mandalorian duvet cover and he made me cum, the geeks are dark horses 😜🤣

I once covered someone in hot wax with a Jurassic park duvet cover as the dust sheet…. Geeks are the quiet ones you have to watch "

Haha absolutely!

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By *rostgiantMan
6 weeks ago

Wilts


"They're very tall- their feet would probably dangle when they're on the bed."

Hence having to sleep diagonally

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"Daizy, Kinky, Eva.. I hear ya. If we were taking He-Man duvet covers I’d be right with you. Or him. Plus He-Man had Battle Cat. So I can finally say I rode a pussy. "

Even better, you could stand in the middle of the bed hand on hips, hard on loud and proud and shout, I have the power!!

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

See, I think I'd like this!!

And what about when they insist on the Imperial March as they enter the bedroom?"

Then I know I’m about to get a hand necklace

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Daizy, Kinky, Eva.. I hear ya. If we were taking He-Man duvet covers I’d be right with you. Or him. Plus He-Man had Battle Cat. So I can finally say I rode a pussy.

Even better, you could stand in the middle of the bed hand on hips, hard on loud and proud and shout, I have the power!!"

And call the house Castle Gayskull!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!"

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
6 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

What is “bad in bed”?

95% of the time, I’M the one doin’ all the work 😄

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By *exyInLatinMan
6 weeks ago

Warsop


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦"

Is it working? 🤣 the real question is the colour of the ‘lightsaber’ do you go Jedi or Sith? Lol

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦

Is it working? 🤣 the real question is the colour of the ‘lightsaber’ do you go Jedi or Sith? Lol"

Sith… always the dark side. They have much more fun

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"Daizy, Kinky, Eva.. I hear ya. If we were taking He-Man duvet covers I’d be right with you. Or him. Plus He-Man had Battle Cat. So I can finally say I rode a pussy.

Even better, you could stand in the middle of the bed hand on hips, hard on loud and proud and shout, I have the power!!

And call the house Castle Gayskull! "

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By *exyInLatinMan
6 weeks ago

Warsop


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦

Is it working? 🤣 the real question is the colour of the ‘lightsaber’ do you go Jedi or Sith? Lol

Sith… always the dark side. They have much more fun"

yes please!!!

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By *rostgiantMan
6 weeks ago

Wilts

"Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Yawning and bags under their eyes 💜

That's me on any given day lately 🤣🤣"

Is that because you're bad in bed, I can sleep for a full 6 hours so I reckon I'm pretty good at it 💜

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦

Is it working? 🤣 the real question is the colour of the ‘lightsaber’ do you go Jedi or Sith? Lol

Sith… always the dark side. They have much more fun"

Hell yeah, I was talking to someone on here a few weeks ago about how much I'd love a D/s Darth Maul roleplay 🫣🤣

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By *apybarasCouple
6 weeks ago

High Lighthouse

Sorry to derail the Star Wars-themed thread!

I was having a similar conversation on TwiX the other day (yes I have a job, no I don't do a lot!).

I think it boils down to: if someone is selfish/self-centered, thoughtless, inattentive, outside the bedroom, then there's a bloody good chance they'll be the same in it.

Mr C.

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By *hortieWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton


""Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???""

😂🤣👍

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By *exyInLatinMan
6 weeks ago

Warsop


""Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???"

😂🤣👍"

And it keeps vibrating you say?

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By *entfootloverMan
6 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"Their kisses aren't wonderful. It all starts with the kiss. "

This!!

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By *i versMan
6 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

I shagged a guy with a Mandalorian duvet cover and he made me cum, the geeks are dark horses 😜🤣 "

no have no idea, great having sexy while wear a mask also

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By *rostgiantMan
6 weeks ago

Wilts


""Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???"

😂🤣👍

And it keeps vibrating you say?"

Have you ingested anything you shouldn't have? Kyber crystal? You say you think you are a light sabre?

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport


""Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???"

😂🤣👍

And it keeps vibrating you say?"

Please stop makeup me laugh, it's painful

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Yawning and bags under their eyes 💜

That's me on any given day lately 🤣🤣

Is that because you're bad in bed, I can sleep for a full 6 hours so I reckon I'm pretty good at it 💜"

Awful in bed. 5hrs at best. Always seem to do well on holiday tho. 🤷

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By *ive-aloneMan
6 weeks ago

rotherham

They keep talking about how good they are and they can eat men alive, but when it comes down to it just do the sack of spuds position

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport


""Hello you're through to the Imperial Health Service, whats the problem? You have the hilt of your light sabre stuck where???"

😂🤣👍

And it keeps vibrating you say?

Please stop makeup me laugh, it's painful "

Making*

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By *amien_FrostweaverMan
6 weeks ago

motherwell


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on. "

And make the humming noise with a glow in the dark condom on lol

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
6 weeks ago

woburn sands

If she says she’s into kink but thinks a paddle is for ping pong."

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By *ugmesqueezemeMan
6 weeks ago

woburn sands


"Yawning and bags under their eyes 💜

That's me on any given day lately 🤣🤣

Is that because you're bad in bed, I can sleep for a full 6 hours so I reckon I'm pretty good at it 💜

Awful in bed. 5hrs at best. Always seem to do well on holiday tho. 🤷"

Have you tried magnesium... Supposed to be very good for helping sleep

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"They have a Star Wars duvet cover and make lightsaber noises when they get a hard on.

Needs to have glow in the dark condoms as well so you get the full effect!!

Now you're just trying to make us all wet!💦

Is it working? 🤣 the real question is the colour of the ‘lightsaber’ do you go Jedi or Sith? Lol

Sith… always the dark side. They have much more fun

Hell yeah, I was talking to someone on here a few weeks ago about how much I'd love a D/s Darth Maul roleplay 🫣🤣"

...I'm bringing back May the 4th!!

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