FabSwingers.com forum: What does sex feel like

By *layfullsam OP Man
2 days ago

Solihull

For ladies and gents

Wrong and/or hilarious answers welcome

I read a ladies answer which made me spit my tea out.

It was “ it’s like when your kids help you clean, you tell them they did a great job but you end up finishing it yourself”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Sometimes it's like navigating a trawler into port but it never quite hitting the dock.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

A distant memory

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 days ago

Solihull

"Sometimes it's like navigating a trawler into port but it never quite hitting the dock. "

Ha ha I love that analogy

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By *tr8MrEMan
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

It's like having the shopping trolley with the one wheel that has epilepsy

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By *wilight_Muse.Woman
2 days ago

La La Land

It's similar to when you feel you need to sneeze.

It builds and builds then......nothing.

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By *odgerMooreMan
2 days ago

Up Your Frock!

It’s like farting at a funeral - whoever asks - say I haven’t done it!!

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By *tr8MrEMan
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"It's similar to when you feel you need to sneeze.

It builds and builds then......nothing. "

In that case I have sex very regularly 🤣🤣

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 days ago

Solihull

Listening to your favourite song and loving it then they put on heavy metal and spoil it

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By *ottom4topxMan
2 days ago

Derry

It feels like getting fucked in the ass

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh

When you're really excited for your favourite food , only to discover they have changed the recipe

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 days ago

Newport

Warm apple pie

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By *akedMMan
2 days ago

Witney

It’s been so long I can’t remember what it felt like

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
2 days ago

Essex

It’s like tiktok

Endless 2 minutes of reels that go nowhere. Some of them hinting at a brilliant “reveal” but then it just ends.

Sometimes you end up on the dark side

Sometimes it’s fun

Sometimes you learn something

Sometimes you laugh.

But overall it’s a fun 2 minutes

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