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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

How many kilograms of cheese, specifically Brie, can a person safely eat when they get in from a 10 hour drinking session?

Does it make a difference if they are wearing a suit?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

Forgot to state… asking for a friend.

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By *ustincredible69Man
6 weeks ago

drumoak

"Forgot to state… asking for a friend."

8kg of brie is max but if wearing a suit its only 5kg

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By *ustincredible69Man
6 weeks ago

drumoak

Oh & no anal for 48 hours after consumption

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Add crackers for quicker absorption rate, I’ve know stories of 12kg being done fully suited in France

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

"Oh & no anal for 48 hours after consumption"

This is noted.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

"Add crackers for quicker absorption rate, I’ve know stories of 12kg being done fully suited in France"

We got no crackers.

Alas.

Absorption could take a while.

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

"Add crackers for quicker absorption rate, I’ve know stories of 12kg being done fully suited in France

We got no crackers.

Alas.

Absorption could take a while."

There may be a saving grace here, did you drink wine? If so, that will help, but only if you take the tie off…

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

How did he know I was wears tie!

Holy fuck… am I on cam?

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

World of cheese, it’s serious stuff and has magical powers that aren’t fully understood yet, not even AI can work out the unbelievable power of cheese. I learnt the art from wise people…

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

According to Clause 17b of the Unified Dairy Consumption Guidelines (Revised Suitwear Edition, 2003), a person may legally consume up to 9kg of Brie post-intoxication, provided they are wearing a full suit (tie optional, but not recommended due to risk of chutney staining).

However, exceeding this limit may trigger a Level 4 Fromage Incident, requiring intervention from the Cheese Enforcement Agency and a mandatory debrief with a lactose-neutral therapist.

Further complications arise if the suit is double-breasted, as this is classified under “formal dairy overconfidence” and carries a heightened risk of soft-cheese smugness. Consumption should therefore be monitored, preferably by a sober adult or passing badger with clipboard credentials

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

I know it sounds low but I’m thinking of the toilets. 🫶🏾

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can't actually answer the question because now I want a hot man in a suit to feed me brie

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By *ociferu69Man
6 weeks ago

oban

according to skyrim...every piece u find

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Brie is like sushi, too much and they next day you feel really sick but then crave it again

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

How much Brie before you Camembert it anymore?

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By *ermite12ukMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"Add crackers for quicker absorption rate, I’ve know stories of 12kg being done fully suited in France

We got no crackers.

Alas.

Absorption could take a while."

Forgive me for being argumentative. But I think Henriette could be very much classed as a cracker. Though, need more context, as to whether she's a cream, prawn or cheese cracker.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"According to Clause 17b of the Unified Dairy Consumption Guidelines (Revised Suitwear Edition, 2003), a person may legally consume up to 9kg of Brie post-intoxication, provided they are wearing a full suit (tie optional, but not recommended due to risk of chutney staining).

However, exceeding this limit may trigger a Level 4 Fromage Incident, requiring intervention from the Cheese Enforcement Agency and a mandatory debrief with a lactose-neutral therapist.

Eva! 😆😍🩷

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I now wish to live in French village, above a boulangerie and eat Brie everyday.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Add crackers for quicker absorption rate, I’ve know stories of 12kg being done fully suited in France"

Adding crackers just takes up brie space surely? Rookie mistake 😜

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

You can eat as much as you like as long as you wash it down with grape juice mixed with milk.

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"How many kilograms of cheese, specifically Brie, can a person safely eat when they get in from a 10 hour drinking session?

Does it make a difference if they are wearing a suit?"

There is no unsafe limit.. once you exceed your body weight you should consider wine to balance the milk intake… Im actually a proper Dr.. off the internet University of Chicago Veterinary Medicine

Cost me £5 and printer ink!

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

"...wearing a suit..."

There was a lot of... filler in your OP so I'm focusing on the important stuff.

Do you have a photo of you in said suit?

Did your trousers cut off circulation?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Brum

"...wearing a suit...

There was a lot of... filler in your OP so I'm focusing on the important stuff.

Do you have a photo of you in said suit?

Did your trousers cut off circulation?"

You know me so well.

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