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Geography as we age

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread

Which country are you and why, funnier the better

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
7 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

So true Sam so true.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Solihull


"So true Sam so true. "

Crikey that’s a first

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Solihull


"So true Sam so true. "

Which country or continent or even county or city are you ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"So true Sam so true.

Which country or continent or even county or city are you ? "

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

Hi, snowflake here, the description of Africa is a bit 😬 and the description of Britain. And of Israel.

I know it’s light hearted but this shit means something.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Why, at age 70, will I develop a thirst for spiritual knowledge ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I thought after 70 they became like the Siberian frozen wastelands, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull


"I thought after 70 they became like the Siberian frozen wastelands, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there "

I’d go there, nothing ventured nothing gained, there’s treasure to be found off the beaten path

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Lighthearted thread

Which country are you and why, funnier the better

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts."

So what she group does "China" fit then....tramples on the masses in the pursuit of world domination whilst not giving two fucks about the people close to her 🤷

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"I thought after 70 they became like the Siberian frozen wastelands, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there

I’d go there, nothing ventured nothing gained, there’s treasure to be found off the beaten path "

Well we need brave souls like you to put themselves on the line and make the sacrifices for the rest of us

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I thought after 70 they became like the Siberian frozen wastelands, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there "

I wish I could be insulted cos it's fucking rude but I laughed out loud.... so I can't

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By *ushrangerMan
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

Call me Stavros

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Why, at age 70, will I develop a thirst for spiritual knowledge ?"

Because you'll have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, clearly. 😜

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull


"I thought after 70 they became like the Siberian frozen wastelands, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there

I’d go there, nothing ventured nothing gained, there’s treasure to be found off the beaten path

Well we need brave souls like you to put themselves on the line and make the sacrifices for the rest of us "

And for the good of mankind and like Shackleton exploring the arctic I am prepared to face the Siberian frozen wastelands on the search for a snow cougar or two

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