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By *imTheEnchantor OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sheffield

A couple local(ish) to me have put in their status that they are having trouble finding a guy with a 9”+ love truncheon. I like a bit of stats and I’ve not got much on today so I thought I’d figure out what that comes to as a cohort.

According to a quick search, the average penis length in the UK is 13.12cm with a standard deviation of 1.99cm. Penis length conforms fairly well with a natural distribution. So 3 standard deviations from the mean is 0.3% of the population. 3 in every 1000 men will have a penis length of 18.1cm or 7.12”. To get to 9” you’re up to 6 standard deviations from the mean, that’s 0.0004% of men. 4 in every million men in the UK will have a penis of 9” or more.

The couple in question have an age range of 30 to 55, in the UK there are 11 million men of that age.

The numbers suggest there are 44 men between 30 and 55 with chopper over 9”. Not 44 on Fab, 44 in the entire UK.

It makes finding a single bi woman looking to join a couple for an FFM significantly more likely.

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By *obilebottomMan
6 weeks ago

All over

The most brilliant thing I read in long time. 👏

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By *ude LawMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

Way to piss on their chips, Tim.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs.

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs."

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

I’d say great opening statement by Tim but the decision might go in Sam’s favour as he gave experimental evidence!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 weeks ago

Markfield

Are you stating average as mean, median or mode? I disagree with the bell (end) shaped distribution (in my limited experience). Fun read tho! Thank you took me back to the summer of 1993

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By *imTheEnchantor OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs."

It was just a bit of fun and I did expect to get some pushback. The numbers are from a study published in the BMJ, they measured 15521 men which is a fairly small sample size. The study is titled “Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15 521 men”

There will be an element of self selection towards the larger appendage in sports where naked showering is standard.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Perhaps it's my height and fat arse that makes them think I can take the whole thing, but I've been approached by many men who are considerably larger than average.

There's also the argument that those who are particularly well endowed are much more likely to walk confidently into this scene.

I've never gotten out the tape measure myself, but I know my hand span is just over 9 inches, and there have been a lot more than 4 men I've fucked with dicks longer than that, and while I think my total number may be in triple figures, it's a fuck of a lot less than a million 💜

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By *ika501Man
6 weeks ago

Doncaster

Absolutely brilliant 👏

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔"

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Leicester

Suppose a lot depends on where you measure from, the tip is easy but the starting point can vary

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum


"Suppose a lot depends on where you measure from, the tip is easy but the starting point can vary"

I’ve been reliably informed by interested parties over the years that the correct measurement is along the top of the erect shaft holding the tape tight against your pubic bone.

Most accurate is with a ruler.

Hope this helps.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Normal UK measuring - tip to balls.

Fab measuring - tip to arsehole.

Hence more 9" on here 😂

Mrs

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville


"Suppose a lot depends on where you measure from, the tip is easy but the starting point can vary

I’ve been reliably informed by interested parties over the years that the correct measurement is along the top of the erect shaft holding the tape tight against your pubic bone.

Most accurate is with a ruler.

Hope this helps."

A 1' ruler.

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way."

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Normal UK measuring - tip to balls.

Fab measuring - tip to arsehole.

Hence more 9" on here 😂

Mrs "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ps. With sky remote as a guide

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's."

..And game time finish

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's.

..And game time finish "

Is that some type of Rugby term??

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's."

Let me save you the time… Bournville are longest in the showers from memory

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By *eyond PurityCouple
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's.

Let me save you the time… Bournville are longest in the showers from memory "

I’ve taken a trip down that Boulevard…👀

No rugby team in sight though.

K

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's.

Let me save you the time… Bournville are longest in the showers from memory "

That is most helpful, chocolate and sex my favourite combination 🤗

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs."

I knew there was a reason I like rugby player's...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum


"

But, were all their cock's as pretty as yours, Sam? 🤔

Daizy, all penis’s are beautiful in their own way.

Good enough for me, off to google my local rugby club's.

Let me save you the time… Bournville are longest in the showers from memory

I’ve taken a trip down that Boulevard…👀

No rugby team in sight though.

K"

They play out of the university campus

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By *aomilatteCouple
6 weeks ago

Midlands


"A couple local(ish) to me have put in their status that they are having trouble finding a guy with a 9”+ love truncheon. I like a bit of stats and I’ve not got much on today so I thought I’d figure out what that comes to as a cohort.

According to a quick search, the average penis length in the UK is 13.12cm with a standard deviation of 1.99cm. Penis length conforms fairly well with a natural distribution. So 3 standard deviations from the mean is 0.3% of the population. 3 in every 1000 men will have a penis length of 18.1cm or 7.12”. To get to 9” you’re up to 6 standard deviations from the mean, that’s 0.0004% of men. 4 in every million men in the UK will have a penis of 9” or more.

The couple in question have an age range of 30 to 55, in the UK there are 11 million men of that age.

The numbers suggest there are 44 men between 30 and 55 with chopper over 9”. Not 44 on Fab, 44 in the entire UK.

It makes finding a single bi woman looking to join a couple for an FFM significantly more likely. "

The last sentence is true.

50% of Men on here are apparently 8"+ 🤥, 25% are apparently 9"+ 🤥, 50% haven't measured, 20% realise personality and looks come before size. 98% of "couples" looking for vwe are the Man wanting to see his wife play with a big willy 🤫

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By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West

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By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West

I actually measure my dick in the expression on the face of the women who behold it.

Surprise

Schock

Delight

Awe

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By *imTheEnchantor OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Are you stating average as mean, median or mode? I disagree with the bell (end) shaped distribution (in my limited experience). Fun read tho! Thank you took me back to the summer of 1993 "

Since you asked the question, I used mean and average interchangeably but I also said the size followed “natural distribution” when I meant normal distribution. In a normal distribution all three averages (mean, median and mode) are the same.

I still don’t have anything better to do.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 weeks ago

Markfield


"Are you stating average as mean, median or mode? I disagree with the bell (end) shaped distribution (in my limited experience). Fun read tho! Thank you took me back to the summer of 1993

Since you asked the question, I used mean and average interchangeably but I also said the size followed “natural distribution” when I meant normal distribution. In a normal distribution all three averages (mean, median and mode) are the same.

I still don’t have anything better to do. "

Hen’s teeth? Rocking horse poo?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central


"I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs."

We're these similarly sized erect cocks, or guys with similarly sized soft cocks?

The OPs calculations are estimates, of course and it doesn't mean that they'd not be subject to clusters, such as around a sporting interest.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…

My cock is around the 10”+ area and during my sporting career I encountered a minimum of 4 teammates that had a similarly sized weapon in the showers.

To add to this when I achieved county honours the amount rose to probably half a dozen in a 24 man squad.

That’s just two teams I played for and at least 11 guys out of say 50…

Whilst I do appreciate that the stats people quote on this subject is not based on rugby players it does seem to be wildly inaccurate.

The best advice you could give this couple is to head down and support their local rugby club on a Saturday afternoon and mention to the lads after the game that they have a strong interest in guys with big nobs."

Is this hard it soft? Who did the measuring?

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
6 weeks ago

West Suffolk

I wanna know why all the rugby players had boners in the showers?

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By *ickshawedCouple
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I wanna know why all the rugby players had boners in the showers? "

From looking at Sam's beautiful penis, obviously

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By *imTheEnchantor OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I wanna know why all the rugby players had boners in the showers?

From looking at Sam's beautiful penis, obviously "

Followers of the minor Greek god Priapus maybe?

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville


"I wanna know why all the rugby players had boners in the showers? "

I wanna know if a scrum hurts more than I think it would

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Tim - just thanks.

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