FabSwingers.com forum: First thing you do when you wake up?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am always waking up with a raging you know and always check fab which just make me hornier lol. What do you?

Is it just us men who are so horny in the morning?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

scratch my arse and yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i check my phone for the time, have a really good stretch, nip to the kitchen for a drink of h2o.. visit the loo then go wake squidge up.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Brush my teeth....yuck to morning breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the cups of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on, then go for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the kettle on, then go for a wee "

me too

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check phone for random txts, Wee shower, shave cuppa and get ready for work then wake kids up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn my alarm off and then stubble to the kettle,then usually check fab whilst having my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check my phone and check my cock is still there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!"

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make the cups of tea. "

Wish someone would help me then make me a cup of tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check phone for time, go to the loo, make the bed then downstairs tea and breakfast and I get on here

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol "

Come play with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make the cups of tea.

Wish someone would help me then make me a cup of tea lol"

That happens after the tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

Come play with me!

Now that's tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes & realise that I haven't woken up dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on and head for the looooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check my phone and check my cock is still there"

So is your phone more important to you than your cock? If you had to sacrifice one is your phone staying

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Check the time.

Mumble to myself about the fact it's far too early to be up but my son doesn't seem to think so.

Go to the loo

Get kiddo a cup of milk.

Put the kettle on.

Stick a DVD on for my lad in my room and snuggle up with him in my bed for an hour till its an acceptable time to get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the eyes and wish I hadn't grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not one man said break wind... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally leap out of bed and go for a 5 mile run, followed by 100 pressups.

Then I wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head for the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally leap out of bed and go for a 5 mile run, followed by 100 pressups.

Then I wake up."

In your dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy I break wind lol cant beat a good fart in the morning and then I wake my son up and then make myself a cuppa xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let our 2 little westies out into the garden foe a wee

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Us men can multi-task - breaking wind whilst having the first pee of the day is easy - however it can affect the aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check my phone and check my cock is still there

So is your phone more important to you than your cock? If you had to sacrifice one is your phone staying

Oddly, yes. Phone first, cock second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally leap out of bed and go for a 5 mile run, followed by 100 pressups.

Then I wake up.

In your dreams

Precisely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!"

no idea why always thought of you as having really short hair

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I nearly always wake up horny....but the very first thing I do is have a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo first,splash of cold water on face,kettle on,find specs and check phone for texts and emails.. Then when I've made Coffee I'm on Fab

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!"

Ooh I forgot specs... That's the first thing I do or the phone checking/going to the loo wouldn't go well x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!

no idea why always thought of you as having really short hair"

I have a bigger ponytail

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

First thing is put my specs on so I can see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm new thread I think all you sexy girls in your specs.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think why am i at work?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I turn the kettle on by pressing the right button and within minutes its at boiling point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button. "

My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.

My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times

crystal"

Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.

My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times

crystal

Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol"

I glued pins onto my snooze button in an attempt to stop myself using it... I ended up pricking myself, getting upset with it and throwing it across the bedroom!

I was late that day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.

My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times

crystal

Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol

I glued pins onto my snooze button in an attempt to stop myself using it... I ended up pricking myself, getting upset with it and throwing it across the bedroom!

I was late that day

ha ha i gave up on it. weird now i wake up with out fail at half six which is even more annoying lol

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cuddle

Wee

Kettle

Shout kids

Check phone

Run bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over as my man always has a hard on and play with him then sex then up for wee and cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll over as my man always has a hard on and play with him then sex then up for wee and cuppa tea

Now that's how to wake up

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol "

A Bambi point for you hot stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

A Bambi point for you hot stuff!

Woho what do i get for a bambi point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check phone, yawn, run downstairs and put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight to the garage to get on the weights, then to my sauna. (If I'm alone)

Otherwise flip the pillow to cold side and snuggle back up with the sexy lady who agreed to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wake up alone as Ju goes to work early.

First thing I do is stick a news channel on and press pause.

While I'm doing my ablutions I'll check my emails and suchlike then I'm on Fab.

Bowl of crunchynuts while I watch the news and skip adverts.

Shower then work.

If this routine is broken then my whole day can be ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, get ready for work, get bike gear on

Ride out....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

A Bambi point for you hot stuff!

Woho what do i get for a bambi point

It might involve...the underside of...a desk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

A Bambi point for you hot stuff!

Woho what do i get for a bambi point

It might involve...the underside

of...a desk?

Wish I was under that desk.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the kettle on, then go for a wee "

oh me too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reach for the dildo

its not just men!!

Very naughty.

I have to start the day with a play lol

A Bambi point for you hot stuff!

Woho what do i get for a bambi point

It might involve...the underside of...a desk?

Lol only room for you under here lol x

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Go for a wee and sit there for a few minutes remembering where and who I am, gathering my thoughts for the day ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my alarm and be convinced it's really not time yet xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally say something like... "Are you fucking joking!?!" Then close my eyes again for a few minutes.

This morning my outburst was... "Are you taking the piss? I've only just closed my eyes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!

no idea why always thought of you as having really short hair"

Its just sitting on my shoulders now so long enough for a ponytail

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cheak to see who's bed I'm in (I wish )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly always wake up horny....but the very first thing I do is have a wee."

Ditto

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By *ipswichmaleMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Scratch me balls n fart

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