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By *akedchef80 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

thrapston

As a solo strraight guy finding hard to make initial connections, help n advice welcome, trying new way of putting self out there rather than other generic apps

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
9 weeks ago

Willenhall


"As a solo strraight guy finding hard to make initial connections, help n advice welcome, trying new way of putting self out there rather than other generic apps "

Change your main profile picture to a picture of your cock sandwiched in a hotdog bun - that should work given your chosen username. The women on here really do love the comedic effect.

If you want to attract a more mature lady make sure it's a brioche bun. Just make sure it isn't one of those weird side-cut (instead of top-cut) ones from Aldi. I mean, who the fuck would want to see that?

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton


"As a solo strraight guy finding hard to make initial connections, help n advice welcome, trying new way of putting self out there rather than other generic apps

Change your main profile picture to a picture of your cock sandwiched in a hotdog bun - that should work given your chosen username. The women on here really do love the comedic effect.

If you want to attract a more mature lady make sure it's a brioche bun. Just make sure it isn't one of those weird side-cut (instead of top-cut) ones from Aldi. I mean, who the fuck would want to see that? "

Oi bitch... What's mature ?

I hate brioche buns. I can cuck bred me.

I do fancy bouncing around on something tho. No prize for guessing what.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
9 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Oi bitch... What's mature ?"

Cheese?


"I hate brioche buns"

How immature

I bet you won't eat pasta unless it's alphabetti spaghetti.


"I can cuck bred me"

Have you ever cuck'd or bred a breadstick?


"I do fancy bouncing around on something tho. No prize for guessing what."

How many guesses do I get?

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