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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them." Hurried about the violence though | |||
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"Big fuck off party hats." Silly string. | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though" *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you | |||
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"Condoms For filling with water?" Add a shower curtain and some towels to the list | |||
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"Use cookie cutters on slices if buttered bread then sprinkle with hundreds and thousands. Also hire a bouncy castle Thank me later. " Typo. I live in a flat  | |||
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"Use cookie cutters on slices if buttered bread then sprinkle with hundreds and thousands. Also hire a bouncy castle Thank me later. Typo. I live in a flat "I am from London | |||
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"I wanna be DJ like me!! " Holy tits | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you" Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going! | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you" Fuck it, if you come I’ll provide them | |||
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"Condoms For filling with water? Add a shower curtain and some towels to the list" 
I’m not sold on your idea of a party | |||
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"Some henny " Have you heard me Hennessy and you? By dej loaf? | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!" Not to sure about the cheese part on the cock sticks 🤔 | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!" Of fucking course | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Fuck it, if you come I’ll provide them" You know I was in before you even started this thread. | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Fuck it, if you come I’ll provide them You know I was in before you even started this thread." 😈 | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!" I'm enjoying the cocksticks so far, to be fair. | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. Hurried about the violence though *Cocktail It's your party not mine, you do you Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going! Not to sure about the cheese part on the cock sticks 🤔" Just flick it off it'll be fine! | |||
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"Disco lights and plenty of shot glasses. " Shots! I need to get some Wray and nephew. | |||
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"Disco lights and plenty of shot glasses. Shots! I need to get some Wray and nephew. " FFS, where were you last week when I needed some varnish stripper... | |||
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"Disco lights and plenty of shot glasses. Shots! I need to get some Wray and nephew. FFS, where were you last week when I needed some varnish stripper..." Last week I was actually dead | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need" Bruceyys giant balls | |||
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on Don't bother." As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls" Things I can actually get | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️" I have tequila. Just need you. | |||
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on Don't bother. As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege "Fair. Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear. | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Things I can actually get "See I'm realistic and helpful. Enough of these childish answers! 😂 | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. " I shall climb on the magic carpet 😘 | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls" Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??" I'll show you in person 😉 | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. " Noooo tequila | |||
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on Don't bother. As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege
Fair.
Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear."Maybe I was gonna make us official  | |||
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on Don't bother." With pants or turning up? 😬🫣 | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉" FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Things I can actually get
See I'm realistic and helpful. Enough of these childish answers! 😂" | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘" No way he is getting a dressing gown on over those big red balls. | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. Noooo tequila" You WILL learn to love it | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘" I don't have it anymore 💔 | |||
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"Shiny Disco Balls" just a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. Noooo tequila You WILL learn to love it " I already do...it doesn't love me Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that) 🤪 | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. Noooo tequila You WILL learn to love it I already do...it doesn't love me Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that) 🤪" That’s half the fun. I love questionable decisions… clearly on the 1000s I’ve made 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔" What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔 What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary " Will I finally get laid now? 😂 | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party "Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔 What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary Will I finally get laid now? 😂" Probably. | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔 What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary Will I finally get laid now? 😂 Probably. " Finally Jesus Christ! | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them." But they have to be pierced into a silver foiled potato! | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. But they have to be pierced into a silver foiled potato!" I'm in the kitchen making rude shapes out of cake 😉😉 | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔 What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary Will I finally get laid now? 😂 Probably. Finally Jesus Christ!" I’m not sure Jesus is available. Barry Gibb do? | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it."next I need to pick a day | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day"I thought it was now? 😳 I’m already on my way | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way " you don’t know where I live | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way
you don’t know where I live "That’s what you think… #TedBundy 😉 | |||
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny. Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way
you don’t know where I live
That’s what you think…
#TedBundy 😉"Hot. | |||
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"Jelly!!! There has to be jelly " Jelly shots? Omg, I haven't had one of those in years! | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need Bruceyys giant balls Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout?? I'll show you in person 😉 FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 I don't have it anymore 💔 What? 😳😳 This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary Will I finally get laid now? 😂 Probably. Finally Jesus Christ! I’m not sure Jesus is available. Barry Gibb do? " Disco Jesus 😍 | |||
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"A big "fuck off" banner... Wait, no. A big, fuck off banner!" | |||
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on Don't bother. As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege
Fair.
Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear."I can bring clingfilm.. bout to head out the door . | |||
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks. It's not a party without them. But they have to be pierced into a silver foiled potato! I'm in the kitchen making rude shapes out of cake 😉😉" Careful if you are using it as a template?  | |||
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"sherry trifle" I've got a really good recipe for limoncello trifle. I recommend that if you want something a bit different from the norm. | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. Noooo tequila You WILL learn to love it I already do...it doesn't love me Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that) 🤪" I definitely blame tequila for my first ex husband 
The 2nd ex husband was definitely all my own fault | |||
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"Me? And definitely tequila ♥️ I have tequila. Just need you. Noooo tequila You WILL learn to love it I already do...it doesn't love me Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that) 🤪 I definitely blame tequila for my first ex husband
The 2nd ex husband was definitely all my own fault"
I have at least stopped at one dickhead ex husband...yay for me 😁 | |||
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"Are we doing party bags as well?" I love a party bag | |||
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"Are we doing party bags as well? I love a party bag " Ooh! I always do party bags ♥️♥️ | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need" Decks and decent speakers | |||
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"Bunting Balloons Cocktail sausages Plastic cups Kitchen roll Fun guests" Right. If you bring meat into my house… | |||
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need" Too late Nigel Farage has done it already. | |||
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