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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West

…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

My ninja slushie machine

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

Has the invention of the dishwasher not reached you guys up there yet?

Tbh I'm only jealous as mine broke... that's a problem for future Lib to fix this weekend.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

How the mighty have fallen 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Do naswer you question without being a dick...

Feeding the ducks/geese/swans.

I feel so middleaged, but they've all had babies and it's so satisfying.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"How the mighty have fallen 💜"

I can send you a picture! It’s so good! My friend said that she’s doubly jealous because she knows how much sex I get too. 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

Oooh that sounds fucking sexy

Mine was a new whisk

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

My ninja slushie machine "

I take it that it works better than Mr Fucking Frosty. 😩 (still bitter)

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

My ninja slushie machine

I take it that it works better than Mr Fucking Frosty. 😩 (still bitter)"

Omg they were awful. I so wanted one and it was awful

And yes it’s amazing. Does amazing iced coffee

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

Has the invention of the dishwasher not reached you guys up there yet?

Tbh I'm only jealous as mine broke... that's a problem for future Lib to fix this weekend."

Dishwasher? I'll have to google.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Do naswer you question without being a dick...

Feeding the ducks/geese/swans.

I feel so middleaged, but they've all had babies and it's so satisfying."

🥰 that is adorably wholesome!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

Oooh that sounds fucking sexy

Mine was a new whisk "

Electric or hand whisk? 😈

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

My latest clothes delivery - arrived today! That's party 1 sorted 🥳😈

Tomorrow's delivery should see party 2 done as well 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Do naswer you question without being a dick...

Feeding the ducks/geese/swans.

I feel so middleaged, but they've all had babies and it's so satisfying.

🥰 that is adorably wholesome!"

Geese literally double in size every week. It's fucking insane. How does that not hurt?

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

My ninja slushie machine

I take it that it works better than Mr Fucking Frosty. 😩 (still bitter)

Omg they were awful. I so wanted one and it was awful

And yes it’s amazing. Does amazing iced coffee "

Oooh, tempting except I think brain freeze would be an ongoing problem for me 😖

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"My latest clothes delivery - arrived today! That's party 1 sorted 🥳😈

Tomorrow's delivery should see party 2 done as well 😊"

Excellent! Feel free to send photos 😇

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Do naswer you question without being a dick...

Feeding the ducks/geese/swans.

I feel so middleaged, but they've all had babies and it's so satisfying.

🥰 that is adorably wholesome!

Geese literally double in size every week. It's fucking insane. How does that not hurt?"

Geese are chaos demons. If I were a goose I would enjoy causing chaos.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine"

We just don’t have room for a dishwasher, not even a cute tabletop one. We were given one and the only place for it was in a different room. It was pointless. 😆

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

Oooh that sounds fucking sexy

Mine was a new whisk

Electric or hand whisk? 😈"

Electric

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

New set of ceramic pots and frying pans and silicone untensils to use in them all half price......im so frugle and old 😭😂😂

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

We just don’t have room for a dishwasher, not even a cute tabletop one. We were given one and the only place for it was in a different room. It was pointless. 😆"

Did you sell it? I’m in the market for one!!!!!

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By *r Man45Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Having my new walkin shower fitted, it excited me before and now it's fitted im over the moon....hands are shrivelled now though, need to get out.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

Oooh that sounds fucking sexy

Mine was a new whisk

Electric or hand whisk? 😈

Electric "

I see even more baking in your near future! 😍

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

New set of ceramic pots and frying pans and silicone untensils to use in them all half price......im so frugle and old 😭😂😂"

That is exciting!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

We just don’t have room for a dishwasher, not even a cute tabletop one. We were given one and the only place for it was in a different room. It was pointless. 😆

Did you sell it? I’m in the market for one!!!!!"

It broke. Good luck in your quest!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Having my new walkin shower fitted, it excited me before and now it's fitted im over the moon....hands are shrivelled now though, need to get out. "

Oh yes, I love our walk in shower. 😍

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
9 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

A mandolin slicer. Jeez why has it taken me so friggin long to realise how easy that makes my life???

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A boho mat that I can make my cup of tea on. And a new wiggly worm for Mickey moo-moo. Total cost £3. Bargain 😘

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

A mandolin slicer. Jeez why has it taken me so friggin long to realise how easy that makes my life???"

Dauphinoise 🫠

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton

Well toasted crumpets, butter and marmite that pools a lil on the plate enough to mop up and drip down your chin andholyshitithinkimgonnacum

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

We just don’t have room for a dishwasher, not even a cute tabletop one. We were given one and the only place for it was in a different room. It was pointless. 😆

Did you sell it? I’m in the market for one!!!!!

It broke. Good luck in your quest!"

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By *tormidaysWoman
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Tonight

A Kir Royal

And a duck in a swimming pool 😁

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine"

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘

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By *ruceyyMan
9 weeks ago

London

I looked down upon my fine ass self and I smiled. I thought, brucey, this is a good day. For you are a good man. Look at you.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘"

I was actually talking about your housemate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘 I was actually talking about your housemate"

Ooh. Ok bro.

You and Mickey are besties. I get it 😘

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"A boho mat that I can make my cup of tea on. And a new wiggly worm for Mickey moo-moo. Total cost £3. Bargain 😘"

Excellent. Send vids of Mickey enjoying it please! 🤩

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘 I was actually talking about your housemate

Ooh. Ok bro.

You and Mickey are besties. I get it 😘"

He’s so fine he blows my mind

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Well toasted crumpets, butter and marmite that pools a lil on the plate enough to mop up and drip down your chin andholyshitithinkimgonnacum "

Damn 🥵

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"A boho mat that I can make my cup of tea on. And a new wiggly worm for Mickey moo-moo. Total cost £3. Bargain 😘

Excellent. Send vids of Mickey enjoying it please! 🤩"

I will 🥰

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

We just don’t have room for a dishwasher, not even a cute tabletop one. We were given one and the only place for it was in a different room. It was pointless. 😆

Did you sell it? I’m in the market for one!!!!!

It broke. Good luck in your quest!

"

A rolly-eye? It broke years ago. And we’re at opposite ends of the country. But have your pout. 🥺😘😆

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Tonight

A Kir Royal

And a duck in a swimming pool 😁"

Nice! Are you drinking it in the hot tub?

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By *r.ZeusMan
9 weeks ago

Basgiath War College


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

An electric flat burr coffee grinder. Has made making my morning espresso so easy

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘"

Well. Now I’m excited too. 🤩

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex

My electric ninja bbq. Not used it yet but have set it up and it just looks so good out in the garden. Part of me never wants to use it as it’ll get dirty 😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Seeing my friend’s tabletop dishwasher. Like I was so excited and it’s not even mine

That would be me. I’m excited about it too 😘

Well. Now I’m excited too. 🤩"

It’s catching ♥️

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"I looked down upon my fine ass self and I smiled. I thought, brucey, this is a good day. For you are a good man. Look at you. "

I’m glad for you. It actually sounds fairly proportionate. Unless when you looked down it was disproportionate… 🍆😳

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'."

That is top notch adulting!

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By *ruceyyMan
9 weeks ago

London


"I looked down upon my fine ass self and I smiled. I thought, brucey, this is a good day. For you are a good man. Look at you.

I’m glad for you. It actually sounds fairly proportionate. Unless when you looked down it was disproportionate… 🍆😳"

It was how you'd react to seeing it Julie 😘

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By *tormidaysWoman
9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Tonight

A Kir Royal

And a duck in a swimming pool 😁

Nice! Are you drinking it in the hot tub?"

Of course 😳

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

An electric flat burr coffee grinder. Has made making my morning espresso so easy "

Nice! We have a bean to cup machine and I love it so much.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'."

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"My electric ninja bbq. Not used it yet but have set it up and it just looks so good out in the garden. Part of me never wants to use it as it’ll get dirty 😂"

New notebook syndrome 😂 and a second mention for Ninja!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"I looked down upon my fine ass self and I smiled. I thought, brucey, this is a good day. For you are a good man. Look at you.

I’m glad for you. It actually sounds fairly proportionate. Unless when you looked down it was disproportionate… 🍆😳

It was how you'd react to seeing it Julie 😘"

It’s a cock. Well done 😘

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣"

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself."

I’m very happy for you darling.

Please don’t buy crocs 🙏

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself.

I’m very happy for you darling.

Please don’t buy crocs 🙏"

Oh god no of course not. I am thinking UGG boots.

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

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Oh I love a good drainer! We have one that brings me a lot of joy. JJ. 🩷

Finding the perfect seashell. Good curve, nice swirls, lovely colour. You did say disproportionate.

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9 weeks ago


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?"

That strawberries are back in season and absolutely fucking delicious ❤️❤️

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
9 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Well toasted crumpets, butter and marmite that pools a lil on the plate enough to mop up and drip down your chin andholyshitithinkimgonnacum "

Oh dear god, I actually drooled 🤤

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself.

I’m very happy for you darling.

Please don’t buy crocs 🙏

Oh god no of course not. I am thinking UGG boots."

Love Uggs. Preferably the slippers though ♥️

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I love a good drainer! We have one that brings me a lot of joy. JJ. 🩷

Finding the perfect seashell. Good curve, nice swirls, lovely colour. You did say disproportionate. "

That is mucho satisfying! Or a nice bit of sea glass 😍

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"…but is it a new double-decker dish drainer with a little spout? ❤️‍🔥

What has given you a disproportionate amount of satisfaction recently?

That strawberries are back in season and absolutely fucking delicious ❤️❤️"

Yes! 🍓

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself.

I’m very happy for you darling.

Please don’t buy crocs 🙏

Oh god no of course not. I am thinking UGG boots.

Love Uggs. Preferably the slippers though ♥️"

Get a room 😘

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I got a new matching toaster and kettle.

I've never done that before and it feels satisfying that they match.

I have even looked at what other appliances are in the 'same range'.

Have you gone to the dark side? 🤣

I'm on a journey of self-discovery. I feel like I need to find myself.

I’m very happy for you darling.

Please don’t buy crocs 🙏

Oh god no of course not. I am thinking UGG boots.

Love Uggs. Preferably the slippers though ♥️

Get a room 😘"

Perfect

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By *ickshawedCouple
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A new remote control. The kids broke the last one. I can watch the telly again

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

North West


"A new remote control. The kids broke the last one. I can watch the telly again "

I would say any joy is entirely proportionate 😘

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