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SH.UK STI Testing - Really impressed with service.

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By *j_cambs OP   Man
1 week ago

near Ely, Cambridgeshire

Just wanted to say how incredibly impressed I am with the completely free and discreet STI testing service from SH.UK. I've never done one before (naive of me, I know) but after some initial trepidation, found it was an incredibly quick and easy process.

I registered on the SH.UK website and initially tried to order my test kit on Thursday last week, but there were none left available that day. Apparently new batches get released at midnight, so early hours of Friday morning, I logged on again and managed to order one. It was dispatched during the day on Friday, and pushed through my letterbox by Royal Mail around 11am on Saturday - very quick dispatch/delivery service.

I completed the 4 tests - urine sample, throat swab (like COVID test), rectal swab (like COVID test, but at the opposite end - don't get these mixed up!). Blood sample was trickiest - I struggled to extract enough blood from the finger pricks (3 attempts) but managed it in the end. Then - back in the post box, around 11:30am - missing the Saturday post collection, unfortunately.

Now, bearing in mind this weekend was a Bank Holiday, my samples will have sat in the post box until sometime Tuesday. I got an email notification just after lunch on Wednesday morning that results were available, logged on and retrieved them. All in all, an incredibly quick service, especially considering the weekend/bank holiday hold-up.

All very discreet. An email address to login and order the kit, and to collect results - you could use a temporary one, if you wanted. A mobile number, to setup the login and a very discreet parcel through my letterbox, which simply had to be put back in the postbox once you've gathered the samples. I guess the only tricky bit might be the postal address to initially receive the kit. There were options to "deliver to an alternative address" during the ordering process, that could be useful for some people though.

Anyway - hopefully this will be useful information to help others who might have been considering getting tested, but be nervous about it, to go and do so!

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By *j_cambs OP   Man
1 week ago

near Ely, Cambridgeshire

Just realised I've probably posted this in the wrong category.

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
1 week ago

Birmingham

10 years ago I had to give long descriptions of my sex life and if I had sex with men or black people and if I took it in the ass...

Then wait 2 weeks for results ..

In Thailand I just walked in...got tested...instant results...no appointment.

I keep telling people in these forums the NHS isn't so good.

Perhaps in you're case things are better than they were 10 years ago.

But why are these poor countries I've lived and worked in so much more effective without telling the nurse you're sex details and waiting a week?

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By *ellTrixieWoman
1 week ago

Telford

Yes always good to get tested BUT to remind those that we in the adult industry DO NOT recognise Home Tests Kits not that they are not accurate but they are NOT done by a Health Professional. Plus we require a paper/digital certificate (not just a text) as The THT in Dean St., Soho which details what you’ve been tested for, not just OK !

Trixie

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

I think it's good for the Lounge to have a reminder!

Myself and both my partners test regularly. I tested on Monday and I'm just waiting on my results. If you're lucky enough to be in an area where SH24 is available then I highly recommend it too.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
1 week ago

Stoke

We've just had our clear results back, it's a brilliant service.

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By *ib.Man
1 week ago

Hampshire

It's fantastic. So much better than booking and sitting in a waiting room to get a qtip shoved down your japs eye.

I can literally order it on a Monday and get results by Friday.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

So sad we don’t have this available where I live We have to phone for an appointment, and it’s hard to get through, then attend in person. I feel it will put people off as it’s a pain.

Mrs TMN x

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By *idssissyTV/TS
1 week ago

Nr cricket ground birm


"So sad we don’t have this available where I live We have to phone for an appointment, and it’s hard to get through, then attend in person. I feel it will put people off as it’s a pain.

Mrs TMN x"

Exactly this. I tried home test from Umbrella but messed up the blood bit and gave up. Six weeks to wait for face to face appointment.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
1 week ago

Leeds


"10 years ago I had to give long descriptions of my sex life and if I had sex with men or black people and if I took it in the ass...

Then wait 2 weeks for results ..

In Thailand I just walked in...got tested...instant results...no appointment.

I keep telling people in these forums the NHS isn't so good.

Perhaps in you're case things are better than they were 10 years ago.

But why are these poor countries I've lived and worked in so much more effective without telling the nurse you're sex details and waiting a week?

"

1. Technology has changed in 10 years

2. The NHS doesn’t, and never has, asked if you slept with “black people”.

3. Any data collected by the NHS is for the purposes of assessing your risk, and also for reporting. If it turned out you did have a disease, then the info you provide helps to identify the community that it’s spreading in, and then they can pro-actively target those communities to try and reduce transmission.

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By *ib.Man
1 week ago

Hampshire


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2. The NHS doesn’t, and never has, asked if you slept with “black people”.

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I got asked this when I got tested in Australia (about 20 years ago)!

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By *erry bull1Man
1 week ago

doncaster

I use nhs sexual 4 health

Good swift service and friendly understanding staff

Received my full screen results after 3 days

Negative

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By *ogandher1962Couple
1 week ago

Reading


"

2. The NHS doesn’t, and never has, asked if you slept with “black people”.

I got asked this when I got tested in Australia (about 20 years ago)! "

Pretty sure the NHS doesn't cover Australia, could be wrong though.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts

It's a great service and my penis is very happy with it

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By *ellhungvweMan
1 week ago

Cheltenham

I am a big fan of sh.uk - fast, rapid and easy to use.

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By *regnantPlayMan
5 days ago

Basildon

Used to using NHS services but 3 days is damn fast.

What does this one cost anyways?

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By *midnight-Woman
5 days ago

...

Always been impressed with them

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West

Got my (negative) results back today after posting on Tuesday 🩷

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 days ago

North West


"Used to using NHS services but 3 days is damn fast.

What does this one cost anyways?"

It’s free

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By *regnantPlayMan
5 days ago

Basildon


"Used to using NHS services but 3 days is damn fast.

What does this one cost anyways?

It’s free"

Wow shit, really? Discretion good?

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By *ippyMan
4 days ago

london

Yes I’m waiting on my kit to Arrive even received a text with a link and short video, how to do the test.

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By *ippyMan
4 days ago

london


"Got my (negative) results back today after posting on Tuesday 🩷"
good for you happy fabbing

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By *ippyMan
4 days ago

london


"So sad we don’t have this available where I live We have to phone for an appointment, and it’s hard to get through, then attend in person. I feel it will put people off as it’s a pain.

Mrs TMN x"

Shame it’s not Available there must be other services in Scotland similar

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By *lossomTreeWoman
4 days ago

Ipswich

I used to think it was brilliant too... the problem arises when one test is positive and you then have to rely on an underfunded and over subscribed local clinic who don't offer basic services such as electronic prescriptions.

Wider NHS services won't get involved.

I now pay a private GP for my sexual health testing.

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By *allipygousMan
4 days ago

Leicester

My local club has sexual health visit once a month. You don't need to be a member or pay an entrance fee if you're just visiting the clinic. I baffled as to why other clubs don't do the same.

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