FabSwingers.com forum: What would your mum say

By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

She wouldn't believe it.

My mum was incredibly naive and the least worldly wise person I have ever known.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"She wouldn't believe it.

My mum was incredibly naive and the least worldly wise person I have ever known. "

Did you steal something?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Ah she met him. There were many words 💜

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"Ah she met him. There were many words 💜"

Exes eh?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

"She wouldn't believe it.

My mum was incredibly naive and the least worldly wise person I have ever known.

Did you steal something?

Noooo. Well actually when I was 5 I pinched a pink sweet shrimp from the sweet shop.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 weeks ago

North West

Shocked and possibly smacked around the head for good measure

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"She wouldn't believe it.

My mum was incredibly naive and the least worldly wise person I have ever known.

Did you steal something?

Noooo. Well actually when I was 5 I pinched a pink sweet shrimp from the sweet shop. "

I think you would love GTA

I stole chewing gum when I was like 7 and my mum bloody returned it. Fucking religious loon.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"Shocked and possibly smacked around the head for good measure "

I’d do her for assault

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

"She wouldn't believe it.

My mum was incredibly naive and the least worldly wise person I have ever known.

Did you steal something?

Noooo. Well actually when I was 5 I pinched a pink sweet shrimp from the sweet shop.

I think you would love GTA

I stole chewing gum when I was like 7 and my mum bloody returned it. Fucking religious loon. "

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London

She’d call me a silly sod. She know ALMOST everything I’ve gotten upto

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"She’d call me a silly sod. She know ALMOST everything I’ve gotten upto "

Share?

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By *ronmant16Man
7 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'd probably get a clip round back of head like I used to get for being a bugger

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
7 weeks ago

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"I'd probably get a clip round back of head like I used to get for being a bugger "

That’s minor.

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By *imboInLimboWoman
7 weeks ago

Baldock

I’m not sure I can think of one definitive worst thing, rather lots of different things she’d be disappointed/disgusted at

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By *rHotNottsMan
7 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d start telling her and she’d just say oh that’s nice and tell me she has some aches or something….

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By *i versMan
7 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

You can do alot better son and go with a nice lassie

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 weeks ago

Castlebar

She'd be horrified. She was pretty horrified about what she "imagined" I was doing at University and that wasn't a patch on what I'm doing now

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Honestly? She'd probably call me an amateur 🤣😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

For scale my mum threatened to throw me out when I was 16 because I got d*unk.

If she knew my history she would probably have committed me to a nunnery

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By *ardforall56Man
7 weeks ago

lisburn

My mum was an expert with the slipper she could flip it of her foot and in her hand in 2seconds flat.Bare arse if it was something she thought was real bad.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

She'd probably put it down to the family curse.

She claimed everything bad that happened was because of a gypsy curse

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By *enda83Man
7 weeks ago

newcastle

Try o be fair I think she knows everything I’ve done, she’s an old cunt who disapproves about anything anybody else but her does

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
7 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

She'd say 'that was stupid, where are we burying the body whilst usihg her amazon prime to buy lime, shovel and a tarpaulin'

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By *a LunaWoman
7 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"She'd say 'that was stupid, where are we burying the body whilst usihg her amazon prime to buy lime, shovel and a tarpaulin'

same! My mum loves her Amazon deliveries!

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By *annyDanielleMan
7 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

She thinks i'm a saint.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I've never done anything particularly awful. The sex/kink stuff wouldn't bother her, she knows most of what I get up to

we have a very open relationship and she's cool

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Oh she met him, she told me unwanted marrying him, she was right

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By *ansoffateMan
7 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

She would be fine although she's probably too old to help me dig the hole now.

She used to do the disappointed, get upset when I was a kid. I would be devastated.

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.

Something along the lines of ‘your brother did much worse, many many times’.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Something along the lines of ‘your brother did much worse, many many times’. "

My brother did a lot worse than me too.

(I was/ am relatively well behaved.)

..he was excellent at hiding it though.

-She thought the sun shined out his ass.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"

It depends on what you'd class as "bad" or "worst". My mom was very disappointed that I moved in and lived with my gf without getting married (we got married years later, but my mom had passed away by then).

If she knew I dressed, and have had sex with a number of men, she'd probably faint, and then tell me how disgusted and disappointed she was, and how she never thought a son of hers would be so foul, and how it was the devil.

But that's not going to happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands

Sit me down and tell me she had done much worse.

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By *ookie46Woman
7 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

She was always d*unk Pickles she never noticed much

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By *umlover30sWoman
7 weeks ago

Burgess Hill

I think she’d be extremely shocked - both my parents are very loving and committed and i don’t think they have any idea that one of their daughters could be as naughty as me x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"For scale my mum threatened to throw me out when I was 16 because I got d*unk.

If she knew my history she would probably have committed me to a nunnery "

My mom intercepted my sister as she arrived home after midnight when she was 17, and slapped her for being out with a man so late. She had old fashioned ideas. I was about 2, so I don't remember it, but when the story was recounted to me as a teen, years later, I was outraged that she'd do that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.

"Something along the lines of ‘your brother did much worse, many many times’.

My brother did a lot worse than me too.

(I was/ am relatively well behaved.)

..he was excellent at hiding it though.

-She thought the sun shined out his ass.

The sun shine out his arse as well even though she knew the things he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Ah she met him. There were many words 💜"

Same ... and she was overjoyed when I threw him out

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
7 weeks ago

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My mother thinks me and my hubby are sweet and innocent, which of course we are.*

*apart from random bb hook up with guys, going cruising, visiting the sauna, group fun, having strange men in the house so we can watch each other getting fucked, stop in hotels over night for hook ups, visit a naturist hotel in Blackpool. Yeah that's us, sweet and innocent. Lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I just need to say that my mom was a lovely, warm, loving and caring person, totally committed to her family, and I love her very much and miss her.

She had her human preconceptions and beliefs, as do we all.

❤

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By *heGateKeeperMan
7 weeks ago

Stratford

‘I raised you better than that’

Or just give me a look, roll her eyes and walk off

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
7 weeks ago

All over the place

🙈

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Chichester

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"

My mum knew all about my life events Never judged just said as long as you learn from failure / mistakes and grow

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By *ittlebirdWoman
7 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"

Knowing her something narcissistic and degrading.

Luckily I’m strong. And she’s dead 😘

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By *antricSeeker60Man
7 weeks ago

Durham

She’d probably have aw that’s so cute baby boy… in the 1970’s my mum drove a black spitfire with original sin written on the boot lid. There was always lots of parties in the family home and yes there was pampas grass in the front garden.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

I mean she's disappointed enough I'm not sure she'd take anymore 🙄

Mrs

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By *umagain58Man
7 weeks ago

London

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done

Knowing her something narcissistic and degrading.

Luckily I’m strong. And she’s dead 😘"

It’s sad to hear you did not have good relationship

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Mum is the one person who knows all my secrets, she certainly wouldn't be impressed but has a capacity to understand most situations that may bring rise to questionable behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"
o definitely she would disown me

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By *illan-KillashMan
7 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"

I'm not sure what the worst thing I've ever done was, I've done so much "stuff".......

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By *sWyldWoman
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Doubt she would have cared

She only ever cared about herself

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
7 weeks ago

Voldsøy

She'd disown me. Again. 🤣

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By *verageHoesCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

She'd look slightly uncomfortable and change the subject.

Tbf she already has an idea.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
7 weeks ago

your head

Nothing as she already knows everything, there's nothing left to suprise her with.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 weeks ago

Existing is bad enough, I think she would actually put me 6ft under 🤷‍♀️

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By *ir tootMan
7 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"Existing is bad enough, I think she would actually put me 6ft under 🤷‍♀️"

You know... I actually don't know what my mum would think. 🤔

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By *nnCeeWoman
7 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

She may well disown me 😭😭

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By *oeBeansMan
7 weeks ago

London

I wouldn't want to put that burden on her tbh

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By *eparated_galWoman
7 weeks ago

Salford

My mum did some horrible things so she wouldn't care tbh

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By *uiteCurlyTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Glastonbury

She always said “oh (insert real name here) then she’d rattle on about Jesus. X

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By *urves and HeelsWoman
7 weeks ago

Dumbarton

She’d disown me lol

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By *poolGuyMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

"If she knew about the worst thing you’ve ever done"

She'd probably have done it years before I had 🤣

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By *tormidaysWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester

My mum always assumed the worst 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I've done a lot of shit, but nothing my mum wouldn't forgive me for.

I think.

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
7 weeks ago

cardiff

My mum is full of alzheimers ,so would probably ramble something aboit squirrels.

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By *issy gabrielleTV/TS
4 weeks ago

doncaster

My mother knows I dress up as a women she has seen me in full dress and makeup wig etc but she doesn’t know I had a mistress who use to strap on fuck me with bbc and she put me in chastity I think my mum would be shocked watching my caged cock flapping as my mistress fucks my ass xxx

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

🙄 … erm

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"🙄 … erm "

Did your mother lead you here?! 😝

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Not sure what the worst thing I've ever done is but no doubt she knows, she knows everything

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Tut, roll her eyes then never mention it again

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Horsham

Define worst thing??

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

She knew. I know she was disappointed I'd wasted my life, but everything turned out ok in the end.

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By *asked_ebonyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

London & Brum

Cry and pray

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