FabSwingers.com forum: I need to buy .......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks

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By *eroLondonMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

SPAR, Londis, CostCutter, KwikSave, HappyShopper, Patel's Food & Wine, Foreskin & Mason™... ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

That's a tricky one GC. 🤔

Have you asked in your local Facebook groups surely someone there will know?

Hope you get some answers soon. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

Costco but you need to be a member of a swingers club to get in.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"SPAR, Londis, CostCutter, KwikSave, HappyShopper, Patel's Food & Wine, Foreskin & Mason™... ?"

Leave a little something for others brainbox !

How much are they in Foreskins ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"That's a tricky one GC. 🤔

Have you asked in your local Facebook groups surely someone there will know?

Hope you get some answers soon. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful. "

You tried little lady, you tried. You are right to be sorry. I need someone to do everything for me. I'm helpless.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

Try looking for a shop that sells both on deliverooo, then you can get on with your day until your delivery comes.

I hope this helps

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Where can I get an app ? How much are they ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Where can I get an app ? How much are they ?"

you are beginning to sound like my dad

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there."

And it’s ethical! 😍

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Where can I get an app ? How much are they ?

you are beginning to sound like my dad "

Give him my name and number we can hit the town together

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

And it’s ethical! 😍"

If ethical means cheap 👍

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Where can I get an app ? How much are they ?

you are beginning to sound like my dad

Give him my name and number we can hit the town together "

He'd be able to take you to a place where eggs and bread were available that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Wikipedia says you can get them from America if you have any rare earth minerals you can give them in return.

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By *i-anchiMan
9 weeks ago

Birmingham and Leeds

Try deliveroo you may be able to get sausage and bacon at the same time

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Wikipedia says you can get them from America if you have any rare earth minerals you can give them in return.

and are prepared to rename any nearby large body of water

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By *bi HaiveMan
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9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chickens, ducks, geese or even ostriches.

For the eggs anyway.

They're all shit at baking. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I believe they sell them at Booths, for the paupers who cook their own food.

My servants shop at somewhere called Home Bargains or the 'food bank'.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral

"half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks "

Is this one of those memory games we used to play at Brownies?

I need to buy...

Half a dozen eggs, a loaf and a canoe.

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By *aturefit62Man
9 weeks ago

derby

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

And it’s ethical! 😍

If ethical means cheap 👍"

Ethical never means cheap

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks

Is this one of those memory games we used to play at Brownies?

I need to buy...

Half a dozen eggs, a loaf and a canoe."

I'd rather buy half a dozen brownies. 6 eggs and one loaf..... you have the canoe ....

uhmmmmmm canoe and a dinosaur ....

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

And it’s ethical! 😍

If ethical means cheap 👍"

Price doesn’t matter. I’m all about that paper

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You could try India Mart , I recently ordered a Mig welder, some proximity sensors , 20kg bag of basmati AAA Sela rice and a huge bag of antibiotics all on the same order, they may have bread and milk too ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

And it’s ethical! 😍

If ethical means cheap 👍

Ethical never means cheap"

If it bothers you that much you can buy the exact same products on Amazon from somebody in the UK who puts them in a container and doubles the price

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By *uriousscouserWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral

"You could try India Mart , I recently ordered a Mig welder, some proximity sensors , 20kg bag of basmati AAA Sela rice and a huge bag of antibiotics all on the same order, they may have bread and milk too ? "

Sounds like an online Aldi middle aisle.

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sounds like an online Aldi middle aisle."

It’s a B2B reverse auction marketplace

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By *eroLondonMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

"SPAR, Londis, CostCutter, KwikSave, HappyShopper, Patel's Food & Wine, Foreskin & Mason™... ?

Leave a little something for others brainbox !

How much are they in Foreskins ?"

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I'm not sure. I usually get mine from the Harvey Nichols™ food hall. (I didn't want to mention this earlier in case it came across as pretentious, perish the thought 😉)

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Midlands

"half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks "

It's no good just finding out where to get them. You need also to know the opening times, which can be very difficult to find out. Hopefully a Fabber will help🤞. By the way, 6 eggs are cheaper than half a dozen 🐔

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

What happened to the eggs ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks

Fabbers know it all it all it all......

Sex eggs taste like plastic

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
9 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

A shop.

Also, how much does that cost nowadays, that’s got to be a fiver now.

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By *oeBeansMan
9 weeks ago

Derby

Get a sugar daddy who can get them for you!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Granny, I think everyone's stringing you along, even though they probably don't realise it (except for those who do, and don't think I don't know who you are, I've been taught a foolproof way of spotting you, in your skin suits).

They haven't made "bread" and "eggs" since the early 1920s. I don't know what they sell online with that name now, but I'm pretty sure it isn't what our forebears knew as "bread" and "eggs". Be careful what people tell you, they've almost all been indoctrinated to believe that what the Illuminati-controlled consortiums are selling is "bread", or even "eggs". The reality is, no-one knows any more, and AI is just going to make it worse.

I learned all about the truth on a Youtube video that popped up on my Facebook "The Truth Exists!" feed.

I take precautions! I'm in disguise in my daily appearance, when I dress like a man to throw the men in the black helicopters off. It's working so far, but you must be careful.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
9 weeks ago

North West

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there."

Will it actually be bread and eggs though? Or just a badly printed picture of bread and eggs? 🤔

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

Will it actually be bread and eggs though? Or just a badly printed picture of bread and eggs? 🤔"

She's starting to get it! ☝️

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By *illan-KillashMan
9 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"half a dozen eggs and a loaf. Do any of you guys know where I can get these things? Preferably both together at the same time ...... thanks "

Cut loaf or do you mind slicing your own?

Brown bread or white?

Bloomer, crusty or tiger bread?

Thin, medium or thick sliced?

Brown eggs or white?

Small, medium or large?

Chicken, duck, quail or ostrich?

If Chicken, standard or bantam?

Preferences are important.....

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

Will it actually be bread and eggs though? Or just a badly printed picture of bread and eggs? 🤔

She's starting to get it! ☝️"

Oh, I never thought of this!! I've never bought anything off Temu, does this happen?!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Try Temu, they sell everything on there.

Will it actually be bread and eggs though? Or just a badly printed picture of bread and eggs? 🤔

She's starting to get it! ☝️

Oh, I never thought of this!! I've never bought anything off Temu, does this happen?!

Nothing on Temu is real! None of half of most of what you see online, or even in the street is real! This is what I'm saying! I might probably not even be real, and I'm me! Don't be a sheeple! Be a ware!

🤫

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